Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Jörgen
Enjoy your trip
Do a card trick at the magician
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.