Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all manual quests
Find all collectibles on level 7
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Travel to space!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Thrash the Goathenge
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Gather $1000000
Find all collectibles
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs