Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 7
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the blocks
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Do no evil
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
A Trip to the Moon.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Find all the pony horses.
Find all collectibles
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Gather $1000000
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs