- No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
26 May 2014 - 3 guides
- Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
26 May 2014 - 5 guides
- You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
25 May 2014 - 5 guides
- Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
25 May 2014 - 5 guides
- Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
25 May 2014 - 5 guides
- Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
25 May 2014 - 6 guides
- Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
25 May 2014 - 3 guides
- Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
- For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
- Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
- Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
- Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
25 May 2014 - 2 guides
- Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
25 May 2014 - 3 guides
- More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
25 May 2014 - 5 guides
- Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
25 May 2014 - 7 guides
- Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
25 May 2014 - 5 guides
- Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
25 May 2014 - 6 guides
- Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
23 May 2014 - 5 guides
- Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
23 May 2014 - 3 guides
- Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
23 May 2014 - 10 guides
- Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
- Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
22 May 2014 - 5 guides
- Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
22 May 2014 - 2 guides
- Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
- Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
22 May 2014 - 4 guides
- Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
- KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
- Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
22 May 2014 - 7 guides
- Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
- Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
21 May 2014 - 3 guides
- Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
21 May 2014 - 2 guides
- Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
- Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
- More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
- Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
14 May 2014 - 2 guides
- First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
14 May 2014 - 2 guides
- New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
- Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
14 May 2014 - 2 guides
- Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
14 May 2014 - 3 guides
- Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
- Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
14 May 2014 - 4 guides
- Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
14 May 2014 - 2 guides
- Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
14 May 2014 - 3 guides
- Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
- Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
- Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
13 May 2014 - 3 guides
- Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
- Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
13 May 2014 - 2 guides
- Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
13 May 2014 - 5 guides
- Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
13 May 2014 - 4 guides