- Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
- Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
03 January 2016 - 2 guides
- Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
- For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
- Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
- Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
- Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
31 December 2015 - 3 guides
- KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
- Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
- More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
- New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
- First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked offline - 2 guides
- Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
- Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked offline - 3 guides
- Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
- Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
- Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked offline - 2 guides
- Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
- Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
28 December 2015 - 2 guides
- Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
- Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
25 December 2015 - 2 guides
- Gingivitis
Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Locked - 3 guides
- Day Walker
Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Locked - 4 guides
- Inside Joke
Summon Mr. Slave while in Mr. Slave's colon.
Locked - 7 guides
- Are We Cool?
Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Locked - 5 guides
- Face Hoff
Defeat Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
- Truth to Power
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
Locked - 5 guides
- Acceptance
Name yourself Douchebag.
Locked - 4 guides
- Dog Whistle
Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Locked - 5 guides
- Dragon Wrath
Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
Locked - 6 guides
- Two Girls, One Stick
Defeat Princess Kenny while in your Makeover disguise.
Locked - 2 guides
- Just Saying Hi
Fart on each available buddy in the game.
Locked - 3 guides
- Re-Buttal
Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
Locked - 5 guides
- Heisenberg
Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
Locked - 3 guides
- Outpatient
Defeat Kenny while sick with Dire AIDS.
Locked - 3 guides
- Perverted
Watch your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Locked - 4 guides
- Avenger
Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
Locked - 5 guides
- No Child Left Behind
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Locked - 3 guides
- Chinpokolypse
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
Locked - 5 guides
- More Popular Than John Lennon
Befriend all of South Park.
Locked - 5 guides
- Junk Peddler
Sell 300 junk items.
- Ass of Fire
Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
Locked - 5 guides
- Canadian Handshake
Fart on people 100 times
Locked - 7 guides
- Animal Cruelty
Fart on animals 25 times.
Locked - 10 guides
- Pulling Mud
Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
Locked - 2 guides
- Clothes Whore
Complete all available Costume Sets.
Locked - 3 guides
- Too Far
Fart on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Locked - 2 guides
- You bastards!
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
Locked - 5 guides
- Make it Rain!
Spend $500.
- Full Arsenal
Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Locked - 6 guides