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Teh Paralyzer has won a total of 11,219 achievements in 509 games

Registered on 27 November 09 at 04:59 | Site status: Online | Xbox status: Offline

380,736 TrueAchievements pointsTrueAchievement Ratio: 1.6923TrueAchievement Site Rank: 807 out of 206,559Achievement Completion Percentage: 74.28% (Includes owned DLC) - 109 more achievements required to reach 75%
Registered on 27 November 2009 (Year 2 - beta)TrueAchievements site helper - 1 secret achievement updated50 friends2 site referralsTrueAchievements site promoter271 completed games (99 retail and 172 XBLA games) (Includes owned DLC)Gaming Session score of 16.00 (67 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)1 reviewReview vote ratio: High56 solutionsSolution vote ratio: High31 walkthroughs owned2 walkthrough contributions4 video solutions1,307 posts2,380 comments112 votes made
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I knew the game would hit 3000 Gamerscore
Remember one of my first blog posts where I tried to clear the air of everyone thinking Gears 3 was the first game of 2000G?

Well, I had mentioned this Japanese game known as Monster Hunter Frontier

And It was (probably a little over at the time) 2000G as well (and it still wasn't the first to do so).


Well the game now holds 3000G... so idk if any other game is going to hit that but this has been done before.


So if any game in the US/UK ever brings us 3000G before you start talking about how great it is for that game to be the first 3000G. Just remember it's not laugh




Monster Hunter Frontier is! Sadly most of us will never play it cry
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Status change by Teh Paralyzer at 00:17 on 24 May 2013 Teh Paralyzer status: XBL Hacker claims this is a list of New XBL subscribers. http://pastebin.com/zEjieFtr
Comment by DGC BrotherH00d at 00:51 on 24 May 2013

Ahh he's so cute, hiding behind his little vpn just to talk smack about MS... There are a lot off double pastes on that list lol..

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Status change by Silent iz loud at 00:16 on 24 May 2013 Silent iz loud status: Anyone gonna start Dead Island Riptide soon?
Boots Orion Power Rangers Super Samurai
Boots Orion won 2 achievements in Power Rangers Super Samurai for 91 points
Boots Orion Power Rangers Super Samurai Toxic Evader achievement Boots Orion won the Toxic Evader achievement in Power Rangers Super Samurai for 66 points
Boots Orion Power Rangers Super Samurai Power Disc achievement Boots Orion won the Power Disc achievement in Power Rangers Super Samurai for 26 points
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Boots Orion Power Rangers Super Samurai
Boots Orion won 2 achievements in Power Rangers Super Samurai for 110 points
Boots Orion Power Rangers Super Samurai Symbol Master achievement Boots Orion won the Symbol Master achievement in Power Rangers Super Samurai for 54 points
Boots Orion Power Rangers Super Samurai Smile, we are united! achievement Boots Orion won the Smile, we are united! achievement in Power Rangers Super Samurai for 56 points
DakotaThrice Microsoft Flight (PC)
DakotaThrice won 4 achievements in Microsoft Flight (PC) for 252 points
DakotaThrice Microsoft Flight (PC) Backwards achievement DakotaThrice won the Backwards achievement in Microsoft Flight (PC) for 144 points
DakotaThrice Microsoft Flight (PC) G-LOC achievement DakotaThrice won the G-LOC achievement in Microsoft Flight (PC) for 21 points
DakotaThrice Microsoft Flight (PC) Redout achievement DakotaThrice won the Redout achievement in Microsoft Flight (PC) for 21 points
DakotaThrice Microsoft Flight (PC) 32K achievement DakotaThrice won the 32K achievement in Microsoft Flight (PC) for 66 points
NeoStrayCat Virtua Fighter 5 NeoStrayCat completed the game Virtua Fighter 5 and is the 745th gamer on the site to complete it
Comment by MemoriesOfFinal at 22:41 on 23 May 2013

grats neo, still alive over there? =D

Comment by NeoStrayCat at 22:44 on 23 May 2013

Yes I am, just took a while to get this done... XD

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DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light
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DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Not A Rabbit achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Not A Rabbit achievement in Metro: Last Light for 18 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Inferno achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Inferno achievement in Metro: Last Light for 25 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light No shooting allowed achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the No shooting allowed achievement in Metro: Last Light for 19 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Gunslinger achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Gunslinger achievement in Metro: Last Light for 55 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Revenge achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Revenge achievement in Metro: Last Light for 83 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Bloodlust achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Bloodlust achievement in Metro: Last Light for 30 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Derailed achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Derailed achievement in Metro: Last Light for 29 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Invisible Intruder achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Invisible Intruder achievement in Metro: Last Light for 40 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Soup achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Soup achievement in Metro: Last Light for 50 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Diver achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Diver achievement in Metro: Last Light for 18 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Redemption achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Redemption achievement in Metro: Last Light for 340 points
Comment by DGC BrotherH00d at 19:17 on 23 May 2013

Good ending without a guide, yee! I fucking accidentally killed one guy and got locked out of the shadow ranger achievement, even though I reverted checkpoints.. WTF GAME

Comment by dfs1402 GHBR at 20:50 on 23 May 2013

hauahahuahauhau :p

DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light True Spartan achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the True Spartan achievement in Metro: Last Light for 117 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Revelation achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Revelation achievement in Metro: Last Light for 45 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Forest Guardian achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Forest Guardian achievement in Metro: Last Light for 40 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Back to the Past achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Back to the Past achievement in Metro: Last Light for 47 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Secret achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Secret achievement in Metro: Last Light for 17 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Weapon Smith achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Weapon Smith achievement in Metro: Last Light for 26 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Rain Man achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Rain Man achievement in Metro: Last Light for 74 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Van Helsing achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Van Helsing achievement in Metro: Last Light for 77 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Nobody's Home achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Nobody's Home achievement in Metro: Last Light for 25 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Forgotten achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Forgotten achievement in Metro: Last Light for 40 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Savior achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Savior achievement in Metro: Last Light for 49 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Ever Vigilant achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Ever Vigilant achievement in Metro: Last Light for 33 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Big Momma achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Big Momma achievement in Metro: Last Light for 31 points
DGC BrotherH00d Metro: Last Light Antibiotic achievement DGC BrotherH00d won the Antibiotic achievement in Metro: Last Light for 22 points
Acrotecher Battlefield: Bad Company 2
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Acrotecher Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Battlefield Expert achievement Acrotecher won the Battlefield Expert achievement in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 for 68 points
Acrotecher Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Pistol Man achievement Acrotecher won the Pistol Man achievement in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 for 25 points
Acrotecher Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Combat Service Support achievement Acrotecher won the Combat Service Support achievement in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 for 24 points
Comment by DLloyd091 at 22:14 on 23 May 2013

You're playing too much roll

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Acrotecher Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Won Them All achievement Acrotecher won the Won Them All achievement in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 for 23 points
Acrotecher Battlefield: Bad Company 2 The Dentist achievement Acrotecher won the The Dentist achievement in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 for 23 points
Acrotecher Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Careful Guidence achievement Acrotecher won the Careful Guidence achievement in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 for 24 points
Acrotecher Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Mission... Accomplished. achievement Acrotecher won the Mission... Accomplished. achievement in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 for 25 points
NeoStrayCat Virtua Fighter 5
NeoStrayCat won 4 achievements in Virtua Fighter 5 for 706 points
NeoStrayCat Virtua Fighter 5 Quest Trifecta achievement NeoStrayCat won the Quest Trifecta achievement in Virtua Fighter 5 for 341 points
NeoStrayCat Virtua Fighter 5 Champion of Sega World South achievement NeoStrayCat won the Champion of Sega World South achievement in Virtua Fighter 5 for 164 points
NeoStrayCat Virtua Fighter 5 All Emblems achievement NeoStrayCat won the All Emblems achievement in Virtua Fighter 5 for 102 points
NeoStrayCat Virtua Fighter 5 Champion of Sega Arena East achievement NeoStrayCat won the Champion of Sega Arena East achievement in Virtua Fighter 5 for 99 points
Tasty Pastry Dead Island Nearly there achievement Tasty Pastry won the Nearly there achievement in Dead Island for 41 points
DakotaThrice Microsoft Flight (PC) DakotaThrice started the North American P-51 Mustang/Mitsubishi A6M2 Zero/P-40/F4U Corsair DLC in Microsoft Flight (PC)
Status change by DakotaThrice at 21:15 on 23 May 2013 DakotaThrice status: Free MS Flight DLC plane - http://raptr.com/dashboard/rewards/microsoft-flight-dlc
Comment by DakotaThrice at 21:16 on 23 May 2013

Requires your Steam account connected to Raptr aand Raptr to have tracked you playing the game. Redeem key in Steam which then gives you the Live key.

Comment by TerreDactyl at 21:20 on 23 May 2013

meh

DakotaThrice Karateka
DakotaThrice won 4 achievements in Karateka for 42 points
DakotaThrice Karateka Palace Gates achievement DakotaThrice won the Palace Gates achievement in Karateka for 11 points
DakotaThrice Karateka Path of Righteousness achievement DakotaThrice won the Path of Righteousness achievement in Karateka for 11 points
DakotaThrice Karateka Palace Gardens achievement DakotaThrice won the Palace Gardens achievement in Karateka for 10 points
DakotaThrice Karateka Make a Big Splash achievement DakotaThrice won the Make a Big Splash achievement in Karateka for 10 points
VixyNyan VixyNyan has reached a new milestone: 250 Completed Games
Comment by BlossomedSakura at 20:47 on 23 May 2013

Can I now be aroused O.o? (Gratz, spectacular amount clap)

Comment by iHeartSlampigs at 20:52 on 23 May 2013

You can always be aroused, I'm still waiting to understand though. shock Nice one Vix.

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VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan completed the game Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) and is the 53rd gamer on the site to complete it
Comment by VixyNyan at 20:31 on 23 May 2013

Fun game, like the other versions. Random freezes here and there, but not a tough game. Go Derpfish! (and Bananaman, teach them all that you're more than food!) music

Comment by Teh Paralyzer at 01:15 on 24 May 2013

I wish I could complete mine :( Family plan prevents me from buying Windows 8 DLC

VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan completed the Bananamania! DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
VixyNyan won 12 achievements in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 479 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) Bananabros! achievement VixyNyan won the Bananabros! achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 40 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) Say cheese! achievement VixyNyan won the Say cheese! achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 39 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) The horse screamer achievement VixyNyan won the The horse screamer achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 42 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) It's called a dirigible achievement VixyNyan won the It's called a dirigible achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 42 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) NO, I AM SPARTACUS! achievement VixyNyan won the NO, I AM SPARTACUS! achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 41 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) Who's guarded now? achievement VixyNyan won the Who's guarded now? achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 41 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) Oh Derpfish, you so awesome! achievement VixyNyan won the Oh Derpfish, you so awesome! achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 40 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) Art Critic achievement VixyNyan won the Art Critic achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 42 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) Demon Hunter achievement VixyNyan won the Demon Hunter achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 37 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) Hold The Ketchup! achievement VixyNyan won the Hold The Ketchup! achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 38 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) Stake-Out! achievement VixyNyan won the Stake-Out! achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 41 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) He Just Wants A Hug! achievement VixyNyan won the He Just Wants A Hug! achievement in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) for 36 points
DakotaThrice Karateka DakotaThrice started the game Karateka
DakotaThrice Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond Your Life For Mine achievement DakotaThrice won the Your Life For Mine achievement in Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond for 6 points
DakotaThrice Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond DakotaThrice started the game Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan started the Bananamania! DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan completed the Movie Madness DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan started the Movie Madness DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan completed the The Pixel Continuum DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan started the The Pixel Continuum DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan completed the Arts and Crafts DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
StylishKillah BattleBlock Theater Consolation Prize achievement StylishKillah won the Consolation Prize achievement in BattleBlock Theater for 14 points
JASON3535 Zumba Fitness Cardio Companions achievement JASON3535 won the Cardio Companions achievement in Zumba Fitness for 72 points
DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco
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DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco First Time Buyer achievement DakotaThrice won the First Time Buyer achievement in Driver: San Francisco for 6 points
Comment by TerreDactyl at 17:22 on 23 May 2013

You sold morgan freeman for a car? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Comment by DakotaThrice at 19:26 on 23 May 2013

Got a good price on my insurance though

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DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco Back on the Road achievement DakotaThrice won the Back on the Road achievement in Driver: San Francisco for 11 points
DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco The Challenger achievement DakotaThrice won the The Challenger achievement in Driver: San Francisco for 6 points
DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco Active! achievement DakotaThrice won the Active! achievement in Driver: San Francisco for 5 points
DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco Are You Insured? achievement DakotaThrice won the Are You Insured? achievement in Driver: San Francisco for 5 points
DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco We Dare You... achievement DakotaThrice won the We Dare You... achievement in Driver: San Francisco for 5 points
DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco Drivers Ed. achievement DakotaThrice won the Drivers Ed. achievement in Driver: San Francisco for 10 points
DakotaThrice Driver: San Francisco This Can't Be Real achievement DakotaThrice won the This Can't Be Real achievement in Driver: San Francisco for 5 points
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan started the Arts and Crafts DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
JASON3535 Fatal Inertia JASON3535 joined a Boosting Gaming Session for the game Fatal Inertia
VixyNyan Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8) VixyNyan completed the Dream World DLC in Rocket Riot 3D (Win 8)
Blayzs Dance Central 2 Full Dance Card achievement Blayzs won the Full Dance Card achievement in Dance Central 2 for 79 points
Eskobar M92 Resident Evil Revelations Researcher achievement Eskobar M92 won the Researcher achievement in Resident Evil Revelations for 5 points
Eskobar M92 Resident Evil Revelations Eskobar M92 started the game Resident Evil Revelations
Comment by Evilshadow23 at 16:38 on 23 May 2013

Good so far?

Comment by Eskobar M92 at 17:03 on 23 May 2013

yes.

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