WhataLump176,780 (74,755)

The rules to participate in sessions I host.
1) You must have a working headset.
2) You must disconnect your Kinect if you own one (prior to the session).
3) You must be able to communicate in English.
4) If you cannot stay for the entire session length, state why. Failure to do that and leaving other people in the mire will not be appreciated.
5) You must read what you have applied for, follow the instructions, and read the thread itself for any important notes. They were typed up for a reason. Read them to find out why.
6) If your tag is full of Upper/ Lower case, (E.G. OXIIL0NInJaLSkIlzLI0IXO) send a Friend Request or message via XBL when you apply for the T.A session. If you think I'm wasting my time typing in your tag for a party invite and have to guess what are capital i/o/0/L then you are mistaken.
Remember, I just want to be able to assemble a party quickly, especially if you lag out. Help me to be able to help you.....please.
NO "Friend Request" or message = NO Participation.
7) If you are one of the sites "shitheads", go elsewhere, because I do not suffer fools gladly, and will volunteer you a free trip to play on the nearest motorway, blindfold, gagged with your Xbox wedged up your arse.
8) If you rented your brain, cannot tell the time, or you are not sure if you want to turn up for a session or instead molest a goat, or perhaps do something really important, like weave your eyebrows together, we'd all appreciate it if you did the gene-pool a favour, and go away, and most importantly not breed.