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No, Seriously in The Club (PC)

No, Seriously245 (40)

Kill 10,001 people in multiplayer Ranked Matches.

  • Unlocked by 26 tracked gamers (3% - TA Ratio = 6.13) 984  

Achievement Guide for No, Seriously

Crimson Ridley
396,161 (225,345)
Crimson Ridley
Achievement won on 08 Feb 13
TA Score for this game: 1,959
Posted on 07 February 13 at 19:38, Edited on 08 February 13 at 01:37
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This solution is not my own. I'm merely posting it and making a few changes based on the differences between the PC method and the Xbox 360 method. This method was originally introduced by AC1DGro0ve 3o3

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You can run multiples versions of The Club on one PC, if your PC can handle it. You need to have 2 or more accounts on your PC (and multiple Gamertags. Don't worry, they can be Silver), so if you don't, head in to Control Panel and create a few accounts (call them Boosting 1, 2, 3, etc. if you want to make it even easier to differentiate between them).

To get the turbo method going, you will need to be able to turbo your keys. I found that downloading AutoHotKeys (link below), and creating a script to repeatedly press Ctrl when held makes it so that you can constantly melee. Of course, you will need to find a way to hold down the Ctrl key down(I stuck a lighter to the button).

Load up The Club on your main account, then Switch User and load it up again in your Boosting account. You will need to enter your product key again, and sign in to your dummy account.

With either user, set up a Ranked Match using the setup listed below, and then switch to the other account and search for the match. Now you're in!

Pre Requisites:
- 2 or more user accounts.
- The capability to run multiple copies of the game (turn settings down to low to help out)
- 1 Xbox 360 controller (wired or wireless)
- 2 or more Xbox Live accounts (can be Silver)
- AutoHotKey program to turbo the "Ctrl" key.
How to create the script to turbo the Ctrl key:
- Go to My Documents and Right-Click an empty space.
- Click New > AutoHotKey Script
- Name it "Ctrl turbo" or something to remind you what it is. Make sure it's an .ahk file.
- Copy this script in to it exactly as shown and save the file;

Sendraw, Ctrl
sleep, 10
This will ensure that when you hold down Ctrl it will constantly tap it, until you press the "P" key to pause it.
- Load the script when you are in the game. Press P to pause it until you need it again.

Note: To turn it off, press P to pause it, then exit it from your system tray.
Keep the dummy moving:
The issue with the game is when you switch account, the game pauses. You would think this would stop the dummy account from moving, wouldn't you? Yes, it normally would. So let's work around it. Do as follows (this will be repeated in the "Kills section";

- Get over to the Blue Team spawn point (your dummy's spawn), and then back yourself in to the far left corner (if you were facing the same way as your dummy. It would look like the far right corner if you were looking at your dummy).
- Plug in your Xbox 360 controller, and make sure it lets you move.
- Using an elastic band, make your analogue stick pull back and left. This would make your character stay in the same place he is in.
-Pause the game, and you should suddenly see the dummy account move towards you.
-Unpause the game and you're set! The dummy will constantly move towards you now.
EDIT: I've found an issue with the "Chat" system in the game. For some reason, the script sometimes tells the game that you have pressed "T". What you need to do is go in to the Options menu, find Keyboard Controls and find Team Chat (or talk). Delete the key that is mapped to it. While you're there, delete the key for everything related to the chat system. You should have no further issues with it.

With all of that out of the way, let's get this going!

Match Setup:
- Ranked:
- Team Skullshot
- Warzone
- 2 or more Players
- 1 Round
The person going for the achievement stays on the Red Team.
Have the other account/s search 'Ranked' and join the host. Place all other players are on the Blue Team. Either choose 'Renwick' or 'Dragov' as the Blue Team characters, DO NOT use 'Kuro'
In order to start the match, you need at least 2 players and balanced teams.

* * * 3 or more accounts: To do this, you will need to have balanced teams, so if you want to kill 4 enemies at a time, you will need 4 accounts on your team. I need to test another way to make this easier, as this will require a lot of accounts***
Once the match has started and the teams are setup properly. Move the Red player through the map to the Blue Team’s spawn. On the way there, be sure to shoot the (2) Blue skullshots on the side on the train car and the other (2) Blue skullshots prior to exiting the train station. Leave the last skullshot intact, so the match doesn’t end.

Red Team: Looking out from the Blue Team spawn, place the Red Team player (You) into the back-left corner and have it face toward the spawn. You'll essentially be behind the spawn. Turn on turbo for the ’Ctrl’ key. It should constantly melee.

Blue Team: The idea is to have the Blue Team move back and to the left to be killed. You’ll want to rubber-band the LS (Left-Stick) in the ‘Back-Left’ position, so the Blue players walk into the same corner you're in. Each kill takes roughly 12secs from spawn to death. Having a third console will double the kills.

Since the Blue Team has 4 random spawn points, all have to be taken into account. Monitor it for a bit to make sure all four spawn points are working before you leave it running on its own.

Kill point credit to Mr Rodster
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After about 4-8 hours have passed, end the round to save your progress by shooting the last skullshot. It’s located around the corner, above the car to your left. Some people have experienced the game crashing over long periods of time, so be sure save your progress by ending the match from time to time.

That’s pretty much it. Let me be very clear. This is not a desired boosting method for three people, it is best for people who have the capacity to do it solo. You can do this with 1 other person, if you really wanted to take turns getting kills each night. That’s up to you. I completed this game entirely solo, and it was honestly the best solution for me.

Good luck and enjoy!
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