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Last post: 24 May at 16:25
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 17:39 |
Does anyone really mind all the trailers we've seen for this game?
Welcome to a lesson in "How to Write A News Article for Lollipop Chainsaw".
Step one: Make a comment about the latest pieces of media, which can be either concept art, screenshots or videos.
Step two: Include a comment about how Juliet is a cheerleader. This includes an optional step in which you can comment on how attractive she is for a bunch of pixels. Saying "She's young, flexible and ready to kick zombie butt" is perfectly acceptable. Saying "She's young, flexible and I'd tap that" is not acceptable. It is important to know your limits when writing about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Step three: Show the actual piece of media, usually with a brief introductory sentence such as "Here's the latest trailer, showing Juliet ripping zombies limb from undead limb using her trusty chainsaw. This time, we get to see her use some special moves to keep her slaying combo counter moving on up".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvh364_IfsU
Step four: Include another comment about an interesting part of the video, such as "At the :52 second mark, is she fighting a pair of giant zombie chickens?"
Step five: Remind everyone that Lollipop Chainsaw will be out June 12th in North America.
Step six: Collect underwear Hit post. |
Last post: 24 May at 22:17
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 17:43 |
| I'd tap that! |
Last post: 22 May at 20:52
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 17:43 |
In before the mandatory "play this game with one hand" comment.
I can't wait for this game. |
Last post: 24 May at 16:25
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 17:44 |
Rockox said:In before the mandatory "play this game with one hand" comment.
Good try, but you were seconds too slow.  |
"Someday you're going to pay for a nice little vacation bungalow for some shrink DoT..." - Van Uden |
Last post: 09 May at 13:47
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 17:45 |
| Oh yeah bring it. Still don't like the head of her friend she is wearing all the time. |
www.x360a.org > JuSt BLaZe |
Last post: 24 May at 23:05
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 18:12 |
| Dayum shes crazy. |
Battlefield 3 Gamer ! |
Last post: 08 May at 17:50
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 18:24, Edited on 31 May 12 at 18:24 by REBORN GAIDIN |
| Been trying to fight it but gorramit if I don't want this game. Looks too fun! |
I aim to misbehave! |
Last post: 17 May at 02:55
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 18:37 |
| REBORN GAIDIN said:Been trying to fight it but gorramit if I don't want this game. Looks too fun!My sentiments exactly, the more trailers I see the more want to play it. Well played, WB interactive. |
Last post: 22 Apr at 22:39
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 21:19 |
I preordered from Amazon very recently for $44.99.
If you want to jump on the purchase, do it. I have faith in Suda 51. |
Last post: 02 Sep 12 at 17:01
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 21:19 |
| I don't know, this game looks just average to me. I'll need to see more gameplay before I'm convinced. Also, I'm concerned because the lead character is being pushed more so than the actual game parts of the game, which is never a good sign. |
Last post: 23 Apr at 07:27
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 22:57 |
| So many zombs to f up, so little time to do it with. |
Last post: Yesterday at 14:37
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Posted on 31 May 12 at 23:19 |
Hope there is a way to get ALL Costumes for Juliet inside the Game!
Or give us a DLC for 400 points to buy them all at once, hate those
"pre-order here, get that / pre-order there, get this" stuff! |
Last post: 19 Dec 12 at 15:36
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Posted on 01 June 12 at 00:05 |
| Oh my this looks so fun. I just want to see the looks on my friends' faces when they see me playing this. |
Last post: Yesterday at 08:16
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Posted on 01 June 12 at 05:11 |
Rockox said:In before the mandatory "play this game with one hand" comment.
I can't wait for this game.Dude, my god she is so f-in fap worthy. Good lord. |
Last post: Today at 02:12
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Posted on 01 June 12 at 16:59 |
VoltFieber said:Hope there is a way to get ALL Costumes for Juliet inside the Game!
Or give us a DLC for 400 points to buy them all at once, hate those
"pre-order here, get that / pre-order there, get this" stuff!I'm with you there, they are usually released but it's still annoying having to see what you missed out on for the time being.
Keep bringing out the trailers! Release is just around the corner. |
You seem a little furious... |
Last post: 23 May at 20:37
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Posted on 02 June 12 at 17:57 |
| Lmao @ step 6. |