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Last post: 09 May at 09:31
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:31 |
The best of the bunch have picked
Let's choose some winners! A short while back we ran our May Monthly Sweepstakes of course, but when E3 landed, the whole schedule went awry.
The time is now right, however, to start getting back on the tracks of normality (as the E3 news begins to slow up) and finish what we started. Without any further stalling, here are our winners:
Our first prize winner (12 months of Xbox LIVE Gold) is BKS37:
I would remove infinetely respawning enemies in any game ever. Unless you explain that there is a cloning machine in that room, I don't want to kill 300 germans running out of a barn-house bathroom.Second place (800MSP) goes to Flailing Mage:
I'd give voiceless characters a heavily censored inner monologue.
Master Chief: What the **** is that thing? Why the **** is it blue? Who the **** woke me the **** up today?
Gordan Freeman: WHAT THE ****! Did that thing just jump on my ****ing face? Why? Who the **** does that? ****!
Wander: (Shadow of the Colossus): Oh my god! I'm flyinggggggggg! Ahh ****! Catch me horse!
Link: You - butterfly, get the **** in this jar. And you, ***** shut the **** up. I do nothing BUT listen you ******* **** *****.The third place (One year of TA Pro) spot goes to emerald000:
Something that could apply to most games, but more importantly to RPGs. A quick-save feature: a temporary save that disappears once you load it up.
Yes I do have to go. Yes right now. No I can't wait for the next save in 1 hour. No I don't want to waste electricity by leaving you on. No I can't bring you with me either. Yes I would love to, but I can't carry you around while you run. No you are not fat. No the slim version is not prettier. Yes I am sure. Yes I really need to go. Yes I love you, but I definitely have to go. No don't. Don't. DON'T DO THIS!Last, but not least, our bonus prize (a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Prestige Coin) is awarded to wheatrich in our random draw.
Congratulations to all of our winners and thanks to everyone who took part! We'll be in touch with winners soon, please bear with us whilst we get back up to speed. Stick around for another sweepstakes soon! |
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:33 |
| Congrats to the winners! Any other good entries we should see? |
Last post: 12 Dec 12 at 19:48
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:34 |
| Worthy winners, all three made me laugh! |
Last post: 13 May at 06:37
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:34 |
| well done to all the winner's |
#TAGhosts and prototype 2 rule this month game time!! 4 sure boi [wave] |
Last post: Today at 01:41
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:35 |
| I'll admit it: The "Catch me horse!" line in the second entry gets me every time. :) |
Last post: 20 May at 02:06
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:39 |
All great entries. Especially love Link, it mimicked my inner thoughts when I'm playing Ocarina of Time.
Especially love the winning entry. |
Last post: 19 May at 10:17
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:40 |
Damn, lost again!
Looking forward to the next competition! |
Oddworld X |
Last post: 17 May at 16:06
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:47 |
| Good Job guys |
Last post: 08 May at 17:50
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:49 |
More than happy to accept a loss to these entries. All brilliant. Last one nearly had me crying! "DON"T DO THIS!"  |
I aim to misbehave! |
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:53 |
rigged as usual ! 
Seriously, the first one is a very good one !
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Last post: Yesterday at 22:58
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 19:57 |
| LesserHuman said:Worthy winners, all three made me laugh!This. |
TA Newshound | TA Twitterhound | @DaveKinetic |
Last post: Yesterday at 02:39
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 20:28 |
| Congrats to the winners! Great entries all of them. |
@ChewieOnIce | NewsHound | 'Please don't kill us.' 'Please don't make it so appealing' |
Last post: 07 May at 00:15
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 21:35 |
Congrats to all the winners. Never thought to see some of those actually winning this but as random as it gets you'll never know if you win or not
On the the next one |
Ichigo Kurosaki is my name and reaping hollows is my game |
Last post: 28 Mar at 14:40
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 21:56 |
| rats failed again oh well keep trying i guess |
Last post: Yesterday at 18:30
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 22:28 |
| Third place deserved to win impo, epic entry |
Last post: 03 Jul 12 at 15:24
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 22:34 |
| First place made me LOL, thanks man. |
WHO IS SILVER SPOONING WITH MY CAT?! |
Last post: 16 May at 18:03
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 23:36 |
emerald000 said:Something that could apply to most games, but more importantly to RPGs. A quick-save feature: a temporary save that disappears once you load it up.
Yes I do have to go. Yes right now. No I can't wait for the next save in 1 hour. No I don't want to waste electricity by leaving you on. No I can't bring you with me either. Yes I would love to, but I can't carry you around while you run. No you are not fat. No the slim version is not prettier. Yes I am sure. Yes I really need to go. Yes I love you, but I definitely have to go. No don't. Don't. DON'T DO THIS!Emerald! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!! You leave me here, sitting alone, with no juice. You put some crappy stickers on me, then you don't give me any attention unless you want something. No, heavens forbid I want some interaction. FINE. LEAVE. NOW, keep the kids, I want my Monkey.
Thank you Emerald, you made me giggle. |
Last post: 16 May at 20:42
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Posted on 08 June 12 at 23:43 |
| Congrats to the winners i jus have one question. What exactly to you get for a one year TA pro account because i just bought one and theres nothing new and everything looks the same as it did before. TA Mobile is no good either. Waste of money? I think so... |
Last post: 28 Feb at 20:29
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Posted on 09 June 12 at 00:17 |
| LesserHuman said:Worthy winners, all three made me laugh!what he said. |
If I feel sad, I stop being sad and feel awesome instead. |
Last post: 10 Sep 12 at 21:46
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Posted on 09 June 12 at 00:22 |
| Wow, none of them were funny. Fucking geeks. |