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Posted on 15 June 12 at 00:34 |
When a man can't sit at his throne in peace
POLICE REPORT
Case Number: 640509-050447
Date: June 14th, 2012
Reporting Officer: Insp. B. Fournier
Incident: Murder of Joe the Plumber
Details of event
Joe the Plumber, 63, was found murdered in his bathroom a week ago on June 7th. While he sat on the latrine "doing his business", the Proud Piper was brutally bludgeoned to death. The latrine also sustained quite a bit of damage during the attack, leaving water to flood the bathroom floor. Most of the forensic evidence was destroyed during this flood. The subsequent post mortem and limited amount of evidence gathered from the latrine has indicated that the murder weapon was a hammer.
Actions taken
Statements from family and friends reveal that the murder was completely unexpected. Joe did not appear to have any enemies. As a result, we are appealing for information through a tribute to the well-liked plumber in the latest edition of Hope News Times.
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We have also released the last image of the plumber at work, captured at Cherry Donuts, in the hope that we can piece together his final movements. The footage is taken from the evening of June 6th.
http://www.trueachievements.com/customimages/007558.jpg
Summary
Our investigations are ongoing, but Chicago P.D. has asked us to keep them abreast of any further developments. Although we believe that Agent 47 has moved into their jurisdiction in an attempt to promote his upcoming game, Hitman: Absolution, Chicago believes that this case may have links to the previous murders of Gavin LeBlond and Josh Wiggins, the fatality at the McCready residence and the incident that caused the death of Fred Clark.
Chicago P.D. has still not been able to trace this man. There have been no noteworthy incidents for nearly three weeks now since the mass shooting and this is likely to be due to the increased publicity for his game, which releases on November 20th. Unfortunately, last week's E3 conference in Los Angeles resulted in many innocent Agent 47 look-alikes being questioned at the IO Interactive display stand. No new information was gleaned from the investigations there. |
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 00:48 |
| Looks nice but i hope its a longer game or else it probrably wont be a day one for me |
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 00:50 |
| Keeping a close eye on this one, could easily swing either way. Here's hoping they're making stories like this because they're that confident! |
Last post: 23 Sep 12 at 13:21
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 01:24 |
| some of the new features their adding im not so excited about, use to love playin levels over and over again without being able to see though walls..? whose decided to change this |
Last post: 20 May at 22:20
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 02:23 |
| Sweet |
Who Then Now? |
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 03:05 |
| hitman is BACK!!!! |
Never reveal your Name. Never turn your back. Never surrender your Heart |
Last post: 15 Jun 12 at 04:15
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 04:15 |
| Love it! |
Last post: 21 May at 21:18
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 05:04 |
| cant wait to actually play this the more trailers and stuff like this just makes it seem so far away. |
Last post: 09 May at 15:41
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 09:34 |
Bang! Bang! 47's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! 47's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead. |
MY GOD FISHER! HAVE YOU GONE INSANE? THE MISSION IS OVER! |
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 09:52 |
| Keep em coming! |
Battlefield 3 Gamer ! |
Last post: 09 May at 13:47
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 11:15 |
| Haha the outfit looks funny. |
www.x360a.org > JuSt BLaZe |
Last post: 22 May at 23:28
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 11:17 |
| Loving the coverage for this game. This game is going to be badass to say the least. |
Jump right out of a creek! |
Last post: 17 May at 14:12
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 11:19 |
| Looking good. |
Last post: Yesterday at 04:47
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 11:35 |
| waiting for this day 1 for me!! |
#TAGhosts and prototype 2 rule this month game time!! 4 sure boi [wave] |
Last post: 29 Dec 12 at 00:50
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 11:47 |
| Forgive my ignorance because I've not played a Hitman game before, but what the fuck did I just read? |
Last post: 06 Jul 12 at 06:27
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 12:25 |
| its fucking legend thats what you read can't wait for it got the prop edition almost paided off and darksiders 2 collectors almost done, hitman is such a long waited game in the making and its 5-6months off so i hope its worth the wait |
Last post: 18 May at 17:35
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 17:35 |
| Looking forward to playing this the day it comes out !!! |
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Posted on 15 June 12 at 19:26 |
| 47 as a plumber. Nice. Time for some Kills with a pipe. |
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Posted on 16 June 12 at 12:03 |
| I don't know if it's possible but I'm gonna try playing the whole game without shooting 1 bullet. |
Last post: 21 May at 20:50
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Posted on 16 June 12 at 16:23 |
| I`m out !!! Looks like a 2005 game !!! |