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Last post: Yesterday at 12:42
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 16:57 |
The opening round of our TrueAchievements Battle Royale kicks off today and we've got a David versus Goliath story for you. As should be expected when a 16 seed faces a 1 seed, the chances aren't looking good for Naughty Bear, but maybe he can use his cunning and sheer ruthlessness to eliminate one of Xbox's bloodiest soldiers.
Tale of the Tape
Marcus Fenix
Height: 6'1"
Species: Human
Homeland: Tyrus
Weapon of choice: Lancer Assault Rifle
Famous quote: "We're not saints. But we are gonna win this f**king war and I'd rather have you on the winning side."
Naughty Bear
Height: Unknown
Species: Stuffed bear
Homeland: Island of Perfection
Weapon of choice: Known to improvise, but prefers blades of any sort
Death count: Dozens
Poll: TA Battle Royale Round 1: Marcus Fenix vs. Naughty Bear
74.9% - Marcus Fenix (Gears of War)
25.1% - Naughty Bear (Naughty Bear)
We had 1,831 responses to the poll.
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Last post: 06 Mar at 22:30
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:02 |
| Anyone that can go toe to toe with RAAM, Skorge, and the Queen gets my vote. |
If you get good at making excuses, it's difficult to get good at anything else. |
Last post: 19 May at 17:10
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:32 |
| Marcus may be a badass, but the ability to improvise can be a godsend. As long as he can avoid getting curbstomped, Naughty Bear gets the vote. |
Last post: 30 Mar at 18:41
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:33 |
| Voted. Go Naughty Bear!!! |
Last post: Today at 00:27
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:41 |
Fenix gets my vote for somehow not making a ridiculously stereotyped character be annoying.
Though Letho would win the "walking chunk of meat" award every day of the week. |
Last post: 21 May at 18:12
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:44 |
| Im so sick of Marcus Fenix but i even hate Naughty Bear more so yeah... |
Last post: Yesterday at 10:59
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:44 |
| Naughty Bear gets my vote... I mean he's a freaking killer Teddy Bear who, when you think about it, cannot die. |
Last post: 07 May at 00:55
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:45 |
Marcus, Naughty Bear was a terrible game.
Marcus isn't that great of a character but at least he is an actual character. |
Last post: 06 Aug 12 at 17:51
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:51 |
| I am a Gears nut, so my vote goes to Marcus. |
Last post: 07 May at 19:32
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:55 |
| Mr. Fenix you have my vote. |
Every day brings a new battle. |
Last post: 07 May at 20:30
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:58 |
| When I saw the match-up I instantly imagined Naughty Bear getting chainsawed. XD |
Last post: Yesterday at 08:50
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:59 |
| Naughty Bear ftw haha. I hate Marcus. |
Last post: 20 May at 17:02
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 17:59 |
| Marcus' lancer from a distance before Naughty Bear can get close enough to use a blade...easy decision. |
Last post: Yesterday at 22:40
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 18:05 |
| Marcus is a fag, go teddy bear! |
Last post: Yesterday at 21:28
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 18:13 |
Naughty Bear sits on a shelf in the corner of a run down house. Marcus enters and after clearing the house, picks up the Bear and has a flashback to some little girl he saved/didn't save (which ever is the most emotional given current mission). Mid flashback Naughty Bear grabs the knife strapped to his back and stabs Marcus in the eye.
Naughty Bear's ultimate urban camouflage: 1
Marcus's years spent fighting in urban rubble: 0 |
Last post: 08 Sep 12 at 15:29
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 18:18 |
If I answer about who I like more; Marcus.
If I answer about who I think would win the fight; Marcus.
If I answer about which game I liked better; Marcus.
I feel like I don't like Naughty Bear, or something. |
Last post: Yesterday at 20:28
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 18:21 |
| Fenix without a doubt, out of those two anyway. |
No matter how bad things get, we'll never stop planting the flowers. |
Last post: 17 May at 14:12
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 18:22 |
| Millions of fanboys will vote Marcus cause o Gears. Go teddy!! |
When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die. |
Last post: 19 May at 09:37
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 18:29 |
Ok, this one is a piece of piss - Marcus Fenix easily.....Lancer fire weakens Naughty Bear as he advances with his knives, then as he the bear drops to his knees with stuffing pouring out from multiple bullet hole wounds Fenix finishes him off with the chainsaw bayonet.
Most one-sided battle EVER!! |
Probably the best looking person with the gamertag "Crowbo 360" in the world!! |
Last post: 15 Aug 12 at 22:20
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Posted on 06 August 12 at 18:45 |
FPSJared65 said:When I saw the match-up I instantly imagined Naughty Bear getting chainsawed. XDright  |
gearz |