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The "Worst Achievement Imaginable" Thread

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JRPGsForTheWin - The coin-op "Fruit Ninja" at the arcade took $10 out of my wallet today.  Maybe I need to buy a Kinect?
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Posted on 25 September 12 at 18:02
This thread is to let out your inner sadist by inventing the worst possible achievements for any upcoming XBox 360 game.

For example -

The "M.D.C." achievement in "Grand Theft Auto V" - Kill 1,000,000 cops without dying, saving, or being arrested.

The "Perfect Starter" in "(insert any baseball game here)" - Complete your debut online match with a perfect game.

You get the picture.

This is for the absolute worst achievement ideas imaginable. Go on, and be grateful that nobody is actually sadistic enough to implement any of them.
ROBomination
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Posted on 25 September 12 at 20:07, Edited on 25 September 12 at 20:09 by ROBomination
My worst achievement imaginable already exists though?

Gears of War 3 Seriously 3.0 The Seriously 3.0 achievement in Gears of War 3 worth 885 pointsReach level 100 and earn every Onyx medal.


I understand the thread, but in my opinion I can't imagine harder / more time consuming then this : /

I don't like GoW that much lol.
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nicolas454
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Posted on 26 September 12 at 01:48
The "Omg, it´s a miracle!" in FIFA 13 - Save a penatly with Victor Valdes
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Posted on 26 September 12 at 02:04
ROBomination said:My worst achievement imaginable already exists though?

Gears of War 3 Seriously 3.0 The Seriously 3.0 achievement in Gears of War 3 worth 885 pointsReach level 100 and earn every Onyx medal.


I understand the thread, but in my opinion I can't imagine harder / more time consuming then this : /

I don't like GoW that much lol.
Yeah S 3.0 is very time consuming, but not all that difficult really.

Perfect Starter would be incredibly difficult laugh but I could see people using a dummy and match up with each other.
How much for the whole kitten kaboodle?
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Posted on 26 September 12 at 04:24
The "You Can Remove Your Helmet Now" achievement in Halo 4 - Complete the campaign difficulties in order from Easy to Legendary without taking any enemy damage.
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
ROBomination
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Posted on 26 September 12 at 12:46
Yeah, difficulty is one thing. I can respect thinking "I suck, I'll never get this", but TIME is what I have the least of : /
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Wallace Suka
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Posted on 27 September 12 at 19:34
ROBomination said:My worst achievement imaginable already exists though?

Gears of War 3 Seriously 3.0 The Seriously 3.0 achievement in Gears of War 3 worth 885 pointsReach level 100 and earn every Onyx medal.


I understand the thread, but in my opinion I can't imagine harder / more time consuming then this : /

I don't like GoW that much lol.
Imagine Seriously 4.0 is basically Seriously 3.0, but for each character.
ROBomination
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Posted on 27 September 12 at 19:43
Or this:

Seriously 4.0: Get every Onyx Medal, and reach level 100 in one sitting... Without dying.

It just sucks seeing good games like this never be complitable by people like me. I haven't even had the time to finish the campaign for 3. I have a stack of Arcade games with "Complete in one sitting" or "Complete without dying" that I love to death but will probably never get to complete.
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JRPGsForTheWin - The coin-op "Fruit Ninja" at the arcade took $10 out of my wallet today.  Maybe I need to buy a Kinect?
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Posted on 28 September 12 at 01:29
Well, there's always "The True Tyrant" achievement in "Deathsmiles".

Suddenly, "Seriously 3.0" doesn't look so bad in comparison.
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Posted on 29 September 12 at 10:21
It already exists (and it's worse than Seriously 3.0)

Lost Planet 2 Secret Achievement The Secret Achievement achievement in Lost Planet 2 worth 1696 pointsContinue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
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Dr Sandypants - If I hear "Target's a target" one more time...
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Posted on 18 October 12 at 13:03
Any online achievement for a game they've taken the servers down for!
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Posted on 23 February 13 at 10:41
Isn't there a achievment for being number 1 on the leader boards for one of the Ghost recon games . Wouldn't that be hard due to hackers , glicths or mayb a shut down server .
WhatsFUBAR
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Posted on 20 April 13 at 12:51
Anything from a Fifa game.
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Dr Sandypants - If I hear "Target's a target" one more time...
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Posted on 21 April 13 at 14:39
Pro Evo 2011 scoring 5 free kicks. I'm surprised so many people had the patience for such a buggy game/achievement
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Posted on 30 April 13 at 01:05
Fuck you!!!! 1G - Earn every achievement, in one run, without dying or missing any collectibles in under 3 hours while hitting Lvl 100, earning a SSS rank in every level without replaying and reaching the Number One spot on the Global Leaderboards in all categories.
I win. Why? Because I win. Deal.