TA QUOTES: The Best (and worst) of TA CHAT

Is...is he dead?

Also.

"Dead Andrew, I hope you are wheel."

Could have been worse, could have started "Dear Abby"

[11:08:45] Marx0r: if the house collapses, you'll die whether you're alive.
[11:09:12] Marx0r: erm, whether you're awake or asleep*

[14:15:44] AndyLSimmons: I just had a shower. Found a bit of my lunch in my belly button xD

[13:02:12] Spilner: seemed important so i twisted his arm since modern browsers ahve spell checker

[12:13:18] Spilner: grannies can still drink from the furrycup

[17:06:05] RRIKER: i've peed on myself by accident a few times
[17:06:13] KasugaSama: Same.

[01:14:45] imaidiot19: in 20 more minutes you can be entertained by watching me play south park
[01:16:11] Spilner: ive watched the beginning of it 6 times already, tell me when you've an hour in and i might watch
[01:16:55] imaidiot19: so an hour and 20 minutes from now...lol
[01:17:11] Spilner: yeah i didnt think that sentence through did i

[13:36:59] Xynvincible: Finnish has no c's
[13:37:08] AndyLSimmons: Finnish is apparently awful
[13:37:15] Xynvincible: I love Finnish!
[13:37:35] drabik: Finnish isn't landlocked though
[13:37:40] AndyLSimmons: I have this on good authority from people who come from the Swedish speaking parts of Finland
[13:38:00] Xynvincible: It's probably my favorite foreign language.
[13:38:06] AndyLSimmons: What has being landlocked got to do with this?
[13:38:14] drabik: No c's
[13:38:19] drabik: = no seas.

[12:12:26] InkyPaws: nothing wrong with Eeyore
[12:12:39] drabik: Everything wrong with Eeoyre
[12:12:44] drabik: Including my spelling


That is a proof that Drabik is not perfect!

[08:13:51] PaulTMD452: TIL the word used to refer to a group of emus is whore, not flock. As in, "You might want to run if you come across a whore of emus."
[08:14:53] drabik: lol Paul
[08:15:23] drabik: Where did you learn that, because I'm not sure it's true
[08:15:41] PaulTMD452: I read it in a book
[08:15:57] drabik: What's one of those?
[08:16:00] Nomstuff: then it has to be legit
[08:16:06] drabik: Google says Mob
[08:16:10] PaulTMD452: You can't lie in a book. Then it's not called a book
[08:16:13] Nomstuff: old people have then drab
[08:16:17] drabik: But I will use Whore at every opportunity.
[08:16:25] Nomstuff: is it called a newspaper?
[08:16:35] drabik: It's like a magazine, but longer.
[08:16:58] Nomstuff: I still don't understand, what's a magazine?
[08:17:28] Large Coffee: It holds bullets
[08:17:56] Nomstuff: so a book is a bigger bullet holder
[08:18:13] drabik: Something like that.
[08:18:15] Large Coffee: When you shoot a book, it gets read all over

[12:50:20] Nomstuff: Growing up I hated having a Dad called Simon, I had to do everything he said

[17:23:41] PaulTMD452: http://i.imgur.com/4YtGfsA.jpg
[17:25:44] Spilner: thats sexual harrassement?
[17:25:01] PaulTMD452: It's only sexual harassment in the workplace. On the internet it's just flirting

[13:13:09] drabik: Guys, I saw a watervole today. Thought you should know
[13:13:24] Nomstuff: I haven't seen a vole in years
[13:13:46] drabik: That's because they live outside

Nom....

[13:19:05] KasugaSama: they made me change a tire in secondary school
[13:19:10] KasugaSama: i got the fastest time
[13:19:13] KasugaSama: get on my level classmates
[13:19:25] Nomstuff: it's basically just reading a computer and sending it to someone else
[13:19:34] Spilner: not something id want rushing if im honest
[13:19:38] drabik: They asked you to change attire!

I will just leave this here ,

[14:26:43] xPut Name Herex: it has info on how to make your account a developer account
[14:27:09] drabik: Do it for me
[14:27:27] drabik goes back to read
[14:28:19] xPut Name Herex: -_-
[14:28:50] drabik: I'm kidding!
[14:29:18] xPut Name Herex: but i was preparing my sling shot to send it back to you when i finished!
[14:30:00] xPut Name Herex: now i just look silly
[14:30:08] drabik: now?

I saw at the top of the screen when I returned and laughed.

[17:50:19] ChanceSquare has entered the room
[17:54:40] VisciousSquare: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE SQUARE
[17:57:04] Ergo Me Smart: Well, that worked, I guess

Day 1 with Cortana:
[18:12:41] drabik: SHE CALLED ME CHIEF!
[18:12:58] drabik: It was a rejection to a marriage proposal, but that doesn't matter
....
[18:13:48] drabik: "What are you wearing?" ... "A phone. Like it?"