II The Beard II has won 10,450 Achievements and 3 Challenges in 306 games
Registered on 16 February 09 at 19:26
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“21 characters isnt en”
That should be enough points for us.
Yeah, I think we are good now :-P Go to bed.
how did you get the game so early?
Yup, male roles glitched like you feared Allhands.
Odd, replayed the levels that I did earlier while in party chat. Seems it isn't happy if it can't hear you.
Glad to see you were able to get it.
Yup. Took 2 tries as I was too far left the first run.
Nice little find on that achievement as I could not get up a hill let alone a mountain. XP grind is a pain though
Tell me. Those will be the death of me...
not that bad if u beat that ass
Thanks man. Treated myself to some easy completions after smashing super meat boy.
Like a bawse!
mate, 44 days is a great streak, but life > cheeves :)
Nicely done! One of the harder completions on 360! :D
After you did Metal Slug 3 I'm not really surprised. ;)
Thanks guys! Brilliant game. The ratio is a bit deceiving if you ask me. Pretty tough game.
What, the Slug one?
No. MS3's ratios spot on, that shit was ridiculously hard. I mean I didn't think Super MB would be that tough considering it's only around a 2.0 ratio. I know that's...
...not the ultimate deciding factor, but man some of those last levels were so damn frustrating. The Kid warpzone made me wanna cry
Duuuuuuude! You rock!
Hey look at that :)
Kinect still doling out the high pointers!
LOL yes. At least 25 of that was spent driving in circles at indy
That's the trouble with overly demanding achievements... do you still have any love left for the game? :D
Not much. If they came out with Nurburgring as a DLC track then I would check it out but that's probably it. Being on the one though, it is still gorgeous to look at.
Bonus points if you get a barcode that actually scans to an item.
Get a QR code instead
Buy 2 AMT Hardballer's with silencers attached instead.
Go to Disneyland instead
I think I'll get the barcode for Cheetos. I like Cheetos.
If you're doing this anyways, why not get the actual Hitman barcode?
Now there's an idea
All relevant: - http://tinyurl.com/k5ochug http://tinyurl.com/krz3jx5 http://tinyurl.com/mf6mskb http://tinyurl.com/nw729ns
Now I like Cheetos even more than I already did
I also shave my head. It's a perk of being old. "Why's your head shaved?" Because fuck you, kid. HEISENBERG, BITCH.
Wait a tic; Werner Heisenberg didn't shave his head!
I've been shaving mine for about a year. I just got tired of paying $15-20 every month or so for a haircut.
I let my barber shave mine, I think it looks better than when people do it themselves.
I would shave my hear but I have this beautiful, lush head of hair.
Just wait a few years 'till you catch up to our age.
Fuck you DOOM
Do you know how hard they worked on that?!?
now go ahead, go rambo and shave all your hair off- Oh wait...
Well...that was quick.
Congrats on the completion!
Any good mate? I dont know if i fancy it.
Thanks! Arron, I had a lot of fun with it, but it's online-only, so it may not be something many people like. It's kind of like Team Fortress 2. I find games like this
much less pretentious that the typical online MP heavy-hitter games. Very cool and fun. Collecting stickers by opening packs was lots of fun, too.
"Pretentious"? Do the mp heavy-hitters "Insist upon themselves," Alpha?
Ooh this is all nice and shiny! Thanks!
I've started watching Dexter. I'm on episode 9, I think. I like it much more than I thought I would.
I love Dexter, such an amazing show :)
By the games you say you like on the podcast... I am surprised.
I barely made it past the Single player myself. Was soooo much of a chore.
I got sick of it pretty quick too.
haha, yeah looking forward to tuesday night... :)
For me it's one more week between me and Dark Souls 2! :P
Rumor has it there is a 711 MB update in the works.
Another one-line game review for the time challenged gamer.
Although they STILL haven't put a sprint button in the game.
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?
You need to blow on the cartridge.
Clean it out with a q-tip.
The game must like me. Normally it takes forever for five Orange items to drop, but I got mine just past the halfway spot of the game. :)
Ha Ha. Exactly.
Tad defensive of Titanfail :)))
If people stopped treating it like it's the best thing since sliced bread it would help.
Knee jerk reactions when someone points out flaws or says it's not their thing also don't help discussion.
And people voicing their complaints maybe have tried it on *gasp* PC. Myself I think the press has done an awful amount of gushing over yet another FPS.
Most previews read like advertising. Just hope it doesn't end like Thief. A month ago everyone was gushing over that too. Sorry for the feed spam.
Ok- I can't stop myself...correct me if I am wrong but you just pre-ordered your bundle...so you are defending the game without having the One...so...uhm...yeah.
The youtube videos convinced me the mechs are shite and the gameplay is just CoD with mechs in the future. Warp shield looks awesome though.
On the flip, people who are anti-Titanfall gushing just sound like irritated PS4 fanboys to me. What's wrong with being excited for something?
My opinions on the game are informed by my time with the beta and, yes, hype. If it doesn't pan out, it doesn't pan out, but it sounds like you're really just chiding
People for having the great audacity to be excited for something. Unlike your point, we're NOT going blind into it. Many have tried it and are pumped from experience.
It's totally fine to be pumped. I expect that, heck Ai am pumped about everything Witcher 3. And I am not anti- titanfallbut it seems like everyone who tried it
And disliked it or everyone who says they don't see the big deal gets bashed. What I was trying to point out is you can't know someone hasn't tried a game cause they
don't own one of the systems it comes out for. Regardless calling someone a dick for a different opinion seems just a bit rude.
Maybe they being dicks, but as you say we are all entitled to our opinions.
1- The thing that pisses me off the most are people GENUINELY SHITTING ON OTHER PEOPLE'S EXCITEMENT, which is exactly what this was.
2- To say that something is "overrated" without offering any evidence of having played it or any examples or flaws is just trolling.
3- The previews may read as advertisements, but that's THE POINT OF HAVING A PREVIEW. It's not all sunshine and roses, BUT the press/industry is genuinely impressed...
... Following many on Twitter, the common theme is, "This is REALLY good," and "I'm surprised at the consensus on that opinion."
4- I found TONS of mixed previews on Thief. Not only that, but if you listen to outlet podcasts, a lot of the previewers expressed trepidation about it.
5- I did nothing to defend Titanfall aside from writing the APS. I refer you back to my "shitting on other people's excitement" point.
6- People are entitled to their opinions just like I'm entitled to calling them dicks for having dickish opinions without any substance, facts, or even informed-opinions.
7- When someone consistently expresses gaming opinions and makes it their point in life to hate on the things that are popular to critics and the public...
...they're a gaming hipster who does nothing but bring the community down and stir up a maelstrom of trollish back-and-forth, it's not productive or beneficial.
So not me then? :D
No. You're just a dick.
This feed thread is one of the most overrated feed threads ever #justsayin #yolo
This just in: Titanfall will replace Call of Duty as the most enjoyable game to play in order to hear racial slurs from 12 year old boys.
Who said this.. Link?
Wow! Huge surprise.
For some reason, I just can't get into these games.
Yeah, they're kinda hate it/love it type of games.
Normally, I love P&C adventure-type games (classic Sierra FTW), but something about TWD is just off-putting to me.
I'm in the same boat. I love P&C and even have a soft spot for the digitized cinematic P&Cs on PC but I still dread finishing Season 1.
Not that this means that's what she'd do, but if she *did*, I'd be so happy.
Soul Reaver was so good!
Legacy of Kain was awesome! I should set up the PS2 and give it a go.
If we get a new Legacy of Kain I will just explode. In a good way.
Well done. What else do you have left to do?
He has s$%t loads including about 150 Crete runs
Another one-line game review for the time challenged gamer.
^You really should trademark that slogan. It's genius!
I dig the Liz from Burial @ Sea Pt. 1. Like old-timey gumshoe dame.
Most definitely. I think women from the 40's/50's were hella sexy.
That seems pretty accurate!
Do you keep track of those? I'd definitely post that on my collection on game :D
I'm missing the clan-related achievements for this DLC. :(
AHEM. Yeah I need a Bob Marley extra crispy.
But but but...it's global climate change now! Durrrrrrrrrrrrr.... *starts drooling*
The 'Global Warming' nonsense has only ever been about controlling private enterprise.
If there is one thing we have to be afraid of, it's sailing off of the edge of the planet. That and tuberculosis...and Manbearpig.
Snow is in Oklahoma? Man, I didn't think that guy was still performing, much less touring. A licky boom boom down.
Picking your nose? That's the result of global warming.
Global warming causes drought causes low crop yield causes shortage in food causes hungry folk causes booger picking causes full stomach.
I remember having snow here in April before, I don't know why March surprises you so much.
I'd like a one line review of this game when you're done. kthxbai.
You always win. You're Alpha, after all.
Terrible controls. Absolutely horrible gameplay along the main story. Terrible controls. Unlikeable protagonist. Unreliable combat controls.
And for as good as many said the ship-based stuff was, I'm finding it INCREDIBLY frustrating, annoying, and poorly executed.
I thought the naval parts were very much on point; one of the only redeeming qualities throughout.
Do not forget all the glitches. :( Never going to pre-order again this and GTAV make me wait for reviews instead.
hey i though was pretty good the online tho different story lol and bluejacket your making me cringe when i start this game
picked it up and season pass crazy cheap during xmas sales
Online was terrible I don't know how Ubisoft manage to have such laggy terrible connections. It takes an age to log into online if it does at all.
I haven't been able to finish this, even the story. AC lost me after Brotherhood, and I have no interest in AC4.
@Sasha - I was so let down after Revelations that I waited until now to try 3. My wife got it for me for Xmas. I'm done with the franchise, I think.
Oh AC IV is really good, though.
@matdan was talking about gtav online hehehe but ya ill take your word on ubisofts multiplayer is being bad :<)
Like I said, 3 is utter shit. IV saved the series for me though. But it would be nice if they would chill on the AC games for a few years.
I got sick of it as well, like 15% in. I most enjoyed killing redcoats who were dicks.
I will likely not touch IV either. I just want a AC game like AC 1 and 2 were the rest failed to live up to those two.
How was it?
Not too bad since this is my favorite game. All in all about 130 hours but that's because I played this first on the PS3
O dear. Time to put the controller down and go outside!
Outside is overrated. There are too many obstacles and not enough cheat codes.
^Now that's plain crazy talk. Well done, Alpha!
UR a balluh
nice one alpha (:
I love it outside. It's most people that I don't particularly like. Thanks, boys and girls!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NJFiClMgIc This is my gift to you. I was searching for that scene in Orgazmo with the fat lady, so I searched Orgazmo + Sex. Got that.
90% of the video is bad acting filler. I love it. It's like something right out of Tim & Eric.
Oh, and there are a bunch of weird hypnosis/orgasm fetish videos related to that. I'm just sayin', you know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs0yZjqElNc <- Orgazmo scen
By the way, do people still do this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
That's one of the unintended benefits of the GFG program.
Definitely. That's why people shouldn't get so butt hurt when they already own one of the GFG. Free ratio bump is good too!
I'll have my PC this week, we can bust out the MP for you
Pornhub or BangBros?
Assassin's Creed IV
Speaking of AC4, I need to start it, got it for christmas :/ maybe I should stop watching so much porn...
Porn makes the world go round, apparently.
RedDead you're thinking of wheels.
Boobs and heels.
I feel sorry for mints he just doesn't give up on the forums! He must be fast at typing lol congrats bte
It's actually all pre-fabricated responses. He knows what people will say before they say it, hence the ability to shoot out quick walls of text.
Good job Planting. We'll stop hijacking your thread.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm married so I'm used to it!! I would rather people understand than be upset for no actual reason.
yeah being married does mean repeating the same thing over and over
And also means people being upset for no actual reason...
IIIII'MMM A HIIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAAAY STAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Only about 2 years since my last achievement in this game. :p
I need to get back to this but every time I try the kids assault me and make it impossible to get anywhere
Heh, the wife & daughter were out of the house this morning, hence why I got to do a 10 song setlist. :p
Agreed. Good diversion with some clever elements, but that's about it. Still, I enjoyed it.
The stacking mechanic was certainly unique & clever, but there wasn't a lot of meat to the game. Definitely had that DoubleFine style to it though. 3/5.
Thanks, Blue! Raider, I love you. Will you have babies with me?
Yes! Can we have octuplets?
That's sick bro! awesome
osu's been busy!
Meh, I need to get off my arse.
Stay there and you won't pass me :-)
u beat me by a couple hundred :( i had a bad month lol
You need to spend less time Posting on the forums and PM'S and more gaming time!
angelsk won 121 Achievements in 7 games, for a total of 3,772 TrueAchievement points (2,560 GamerScore).
You're welcome. :p
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