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Professor Genki is one weird dude...
...says the yank
^ "Yankee" only refers to people from the Northeastern US, not all Americans. And he's right, Putin has lost his mind.
A yank is any American ;-)
Just make sure if you ever visit the Southern US that you don't say that unless you want to end up with a bullet in your ass. I don't care but it's offensive to some.
Would it better to use the slang "septic" instead?
I just call Southern folk 'Southerners', but then again, I'm just a 'Yank'
You can't escape genetics unfortunately :-(
Southerners is fine. Even redneck is fine with most people in the South, in fact many embrace it. But Yankee probably won't fly with most people.
That's the equivalent of calling a Welshman a Brit. They don't take too kindly to it. As far as some people are concerned the North & South are still separate countries.
Or maybe a better reference would be calling a Japanese person Chinese.
Those 'some people' should go back to school methinks
Well of course they know better but they don't like to accept it. Many "southerners" are stubbornly proud of their heritage. There's a lot less state pride up north.
I know some "Northerners" that say "I'm from New England". They don't even claim a state, just a general area. Seems weird to me.
Ashamed of where they live? I'm from Vermont... not that most Americans have a clue where it is
Perhaps the 'New England' term was created due to ignorance of where New Hampshire, Maine and Vermont actually are geographically...
I know where it is and I'm not even from there nor I have been there. I've got a good friend there. He lives less than 5 minutes from the Canadian border haha.
I was talking about Vermont not those other "New England" states by the way.
Don't forget Massholes, they are also New Englanders...
MotoX - welsh people ARE brits though... their passports have nationality as British
Maybe so but they definitely don't like being called British. I've made that mistake before and I got yelled at. :(
They fuck sheep, don't worry about it.
Take away message from this comment string: People from Wales bone sheep. Probably why people call Derby County fans Sheep Shaggers
Worst. Game. Ever.
Happy Birthday! Same birthday as Michael Jackson AND my wife!
Wait....OBJ is actually Michael Jackson?
No, w1lly's wife.
Happy Birthday dude :-)
Happy cake day!
HAPPY LVL UP DAY M8
Ummmmm...weird. All of a sudden I get a pop up saying my cloud setting synced (loaded my local) and coins were added. Yeah...100k coins. Weird, but I'll take it
Happened to me a lot. Sometimes it is the other way around and it takes you coins. I used to spend them right away when this happens.
Awesome game, have fun Bedge!
^ What he said. My fave single-player title in years. Also an absolute blast in co-op (which I'm sure you two will make use of.)
Aw good stuff! Heard mixed things, but looove the others! Sadly no co op yet, just the one Xbox One in the house for now, sad face!
Understandable; it's a bit pricey to drop for two so early on. In any case, since you're a fellow Dead Rising fanatic, I'm positive you'll love it. Both of ya.
Gearing up dor that endless comp i see :-)
*for (my thumb is too big for tablet error)
I've made the total switch to the XB1 and have Diablo, Destiny, Super Time Force (GWG - FTW), and Dragon Age on my agenda.
I can't wait for Horizon 2. I'm still holding off on the XB1, but that's probably coming sometime around Christmas.
If it wasn't for Titanfall, I probably would have held off until about now-ish.
Yeah, the Titanfall bundle would have done it for me if we hadn't been condo shopping. The kinectless xb1 killed the discounts. When the market resets, I'll be buying.
You mean total switch as in, "No more 360?" Even though I've been neglecting mine, the new Borderlands will get me back on 360 quite a bit very soon.
Yep. I've cut ties with the 360 (unless I get called back to do a review) for everything except HBO Go.
I think the only way ill be turning my 360 back on is to do a review as well. *Cough*Tropico 5*cough*. But its all XB1 from here on!
There's sooooo many games I own digitally for 360 and never played (including so many more GOD titles in the past year of great sales.) I'm at least hoping to...
... show it some love sometime in the near future. Though the stuff on my X-Bone, by itself, is enough to keep me busy. So many good/free games for it, too.
Whatever you say, Master.
Go get me my coffee...NOW!!! [whip]
One sugar or two?!? *cringe*
She's sweet enough, Will. How dare insinuate otherwise!
No sugar...just creamer. FRENCH VANILLA CREAMER...none of that other crap this time
Hm, yeah, maybe I'm just stupid. No idea, lol.
Math is hard.
... and is the first to Complete NFL
Nice job haha. I tried to do that a few days ago but it was unobtainable. Shame apps don't have leaderboards.
I still can't do fantasy videos.... FML!
Sounds like a game show! Congrats. Now, 7000 more
I've got one you can have, if you can wait until the end of September for it.
Man, I don't like the sound of that
Glad to participate!
Mèh. Only oone for me is The Pinball Arcade. Love me them classic tables. The Xbox 360 version sucks though, not enough tables and not enough hard achievements.
I purchased some of the 360 tables, will probably purchase more if they are on sale, so since these are free transfers...Why Not.
Yup, and some of the later tables w/o achievements on the 360, have them on the XB1.
Single 8-ball pack achieve tonight if anyone's interested. Shouldn't take more than 2 hour hopefully.
Episode 4 was the hardest one decision-wise for me. Episode 5 hurt more - doesn't feel like any choice I made helped anyone.
wait you actually pay attention fine do mine lol.
I believe the new patch lets you hack friends now.
I need to test it, missing that one myself.
I did 4 earlier and it's not counted. :(
That's annoying - I still need like 8 of those.
Did you boost the last achievement, or get it legit?
Boosted. Still ongoing. We've got a good group!
So proud of you J :'(
I'll have to boost it at some point as well, I don't know how the hell someone actually gets that legitimately.
35/59 is a completion? Wow, your math is as bad as your writing! Another Top 5 about Bioshock moments that made you gasp next week?
Not taking that bait, Ell.
Nice one j!! Top 1000.
Are you going to crush all the DLC?
Negative. I think I'm hanging it up and prepping for Destiny.
Impressive yes...but not a completion. Destiny should be fun though.
Big congrats, sir! One of two I'm missing for the original grand.
This game is HORRIBLE. Godspeed to you
U S A U S A U S A U S A!
Top 5 games on the One! Did you just get an Xbone?
Oh shit lol nearly half of what it was 5303 to 2797
Nearly 2K in that game alone.
Good job I am finally playing games again
Right? Here Spaz and I thought it would even out a bit better. At least I'm still in the positives!
Stick to diablo.....ratio should hold steady for a few weeks :-)
Ouch! That is a blow!
Smoke on the planting.. :)
Yours is 35 days. It's the one highlighted on the right --->
Ah. I see. Thanks!
Seems interesting. Don't quite know what makes you the King, but interesting.
We should get paired up in rd 1 :-)
Looked at the rules and it seems interesting, but also deeply flawed. How can a round end if both players have finished a game that the other person hasn't and the online
has been shut down or something.
Cool concept, might just join for fun to make someone's life a living hell with the Gears franchise, and other stuff like Lost Planet :p
The host is gonna have to dish out about 5k before its over.like that will really happen.....lol its NEVER going to end, thats why!
I just wanna make people play Zumba
Yukkk..... Edf for me
Nice one! I need to get back to that one. Have the Crazy Hard Garden mode to do.
I can help if you want.
I may take you up on that later :)
I may want to join you for that...
GET EVERYONE TO JOIN!!
Oh oh, Jessie joined. We're all gonna be forced to finish Lego games
Endless Kinect games. ;) 360 support will drop off before this contest ends anyways ;)
I'd better start going to dance class 101...
Yay, Jessie joined
I need popcorn
This sounds like a nightmare to track.
This sounds painful. Keep in mind Jessie has completed the MJ game and WaW Imagine if she had Gears 3 as well!
Yeah....I'm not expecting to 'do well' as time will be my issue. I think I have a few that would be hard for people to complete...like all the LEGO games
Endless Kinect games sounds about right though...sorry to those that start, play, and are trying to complete MJ
I'm more scared of ur Kinect completions than all of smrnovs lol
"This gamer has too many Friend Feed friends set up." On your page when i tried following the "some one replied" pm the site sends out to read this.
Don't worry too much...assuming we're doing eliminations, by the time it gets competitive Xbox 360 LIVE service probably will be gone
Hopefully there will be some hard kinect required Xbox One games I can add to my list...I'd like to maintain my 'scariness'
... and I thought how Season 1 ended was bad. OMG!
I even stopped watching my girlfriend play after you HAD to kill the dog!
The choices in this episode are literally cringeworthy. No rewinding makes them better.
I'm super stoked that I got this without specifically trying for it. Was in a level V heavy and took a bunch of plinks from some level III light and medium tanks.
havent started this one yet...
Ugh. That last one is going to be a pain due to the dodgy Kinect body position detection.
I am going to buy this one. Is it hard? How are kinect controls? Do i need a second player for the achievements?
Awesome work! Congrats!
Holy cow, the ratio is nearly 30!!!
TAers are lazy. Michelle is not. :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Do you not listen to the TA Podcast!?
Most people play more than 3 games a year, J.
That doesn't mean you should elect to play one of the BOTTOM three, Ell.
I'll take bad co-op over any SP game any day. Have you ever even played a co-op campaign...ever?
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons - At the very least :P
2.6/5 on the site? I've seen worse...
*cough* mindjack *cough*
You have a cold?
I think this was $4.99 at best buy a few months ago. So far, I haven't disliked it, but the controls are a bit 'not that great'...I've played worse.
I'm enjoying it so far...minus a few gameplay glitches.
The game completely broke on me so I'm glad I played it on another account :P
You still having that notification error?
No, it fixed after I reset like you said.
It may happen again. Mine recurred. Bizarre thing.
And with an hour to spare...
10k more u freak
That's a lion, not a wolf.
That's a cock, not a lion.
That's a pussy, not a cock.
That's a euphemism, not a pussy.
And ass. That is all!
Its the preseason lion. After season logo is a kitten with two legs after getting run over...
That's two breasts, not two tits.
Uhm.....what can I say that's different...uhhh. Tits!
That's not a moon, it's a space station.
oO pretty :D
Well, a hole in one on a par3 counts I suppose
Nailing that felt great. Granted I took over 50 shots at the same pin but still...
Like a boss! haha. Thanks guys and girl.
Grats. Gonna 1k the new one?
Good luck, the rotation ones are annoying
i want to preorder it...but I know it will be on sale a few weeks after...so I think I am going to be good and wait.
This was a gift from friends, I just got around to getting it. I think we'll play enough in the first weeks to make the day 1 price worth it.
Besides, I haven't bought a new game (or really... any game, I think, other the Shark Dash) since Titanfall, so I'm about due one. ;)
yeah...i would do the same. I'll most likely pre order it, but I am trying to be good. *looks at stack of games*
*kisses your lips*
Yay!! I approve of this message!
Definitely want to preorder, but I'm going 100% digital on XB1, once those digital preorders are up ill be right there with ya!
The only retail game I'm getting the rest of the year so hold a spot for me in your MP squad! :)
They need 8 player coop. Because why the hell not?
Friends preferred, but I really want to roll through and knock this one out!
You can use me as back up. I usually get home at 5:45ish, though!
I too won't be home until later :(
Tuesday is a late day for me, so I won't get home until around 6:30 but would jump on then if needed!
After having played both are they an easy 2k? I played about 10mins of the first and didn't get into it but for 4k I can.
this is some amazing news for me. ill love playing through theses game again and again all the while getting achievements.
amazing news for me.
@Nozz, Yeah, they are both reasonably easy 1Ks. 2033 is the easier of the two, but still require 2 playthroughs. I wouldn't personally play a game 4 times for 2k though.
I hate playing a game twice , let alone four times.
I need to play this 6 times
What do you mean, Take that Halo: MCC" They're even now. And the only reason Metro has separate lists for digital is because you can't buy them bundled digitally.
So of course they'd have separate lists. The physical copy only comes with them bundled, so of course it's gonna be 2000GS.
If Halo: MCC was selling its games individually digital, then it'd have 8000GS! Too bad the whole MCC is a giant bundle that can't be broken down.
Either way, screw Lav!
I'm actually in the same boat as Barad. I could get a total of 6k from these games lol
Haa. I think realistically I will never play Metro games, I don't think I'd enjoy them.
But how many master chiefs do they have? hmm?
I want... to be done... with this game.
Why not just stop?
So many easy 100gs achievements...that are so painstakingly terrible to get!
Exactly what Arma said.
Pro tip: These games are much more enjoyable with alcohol.
Be careful though. Alcohol consumption and gaming enjoyment follows a bell curve, you have to find the sweet spot. Not enough alcohol and you'll fall asleep from boredom.
Too much and you'll start screaming at your TV causing your neighbors to call the police.
I have faith in you.
Way to go. I'm hoping to get under 1000 this weekend.
You can do it!!!
Yup, water sucks, Gatorade is better!
Its got electrolytes
Wow that's stupid. I won this at 11.30pm yesterday and now it says i won it today. Bye bye streak. I think it's too much effort doing it anyway.
Wordament doesn't have timestamps anyway so you'd have lost it no matter what.
The more you know. It was a bit boring and I went out my way a lot to get them. I just think i've started playing games for fun more :o
This will go away tomorrow after Trials calms down.
My squirrels one is locked at 100% and I can't beat that bloody ramp!
Nice one, for the time being..
Thanks to you too, didn't even realise there was an achievement for this! Haha
Atm, i definitely agree
Agree, looking forward to both! RB6 was game of the show this E3 methinks.
Gotta ask... What's RB?
Rainbow Six!! Absolutely fantastic titles. Played both for the 360, and a few different ones back in the day on the PS1. Quality fpshooting!
dont forget the bunch that were on the pc as well
Maybe PS1 come to think of it-god time flies by!
The first RB6 came out on the Dreamcast too. We still have a copy.
That will be retirement fund material one day lol. Only classics I have left would be my SNES console and a bag full of games I have stored away.
Yes! Brings back memories tinyurl.com/nazuh9v
I mentally went through every series I could think of and somehow missed Rainbow Six. I still remember starting out with Rogue Spear and Urban Operations on PC!
Why? WWI tanks SUCKED. That's why there are so few WWI games...planes were crap (and that game was terrible), and trench warfare isn't glamorous.
It'd be fascinating! I wouldn't want to spend a lot of time in those tiers, but it'd be funny to watch a bunch of awkward tanks mill around.
Though figuring out how to manage the independent guns would be tricky.
Bean diving are we?
Yeah, that's what I do for all games now. I get 1 achievement and move on . I'm trying to get as many games on my gamertag as possible.
That's just ridiculous.
It's insane I know
I never heard of such a thing!!! :)
Only 1 achievement the games you really don't like and score more in the ones you do, but just don't go for the long achievements. You will be surprised how quick your
gamerscore will go up.
EVERYONE IS AWESOOMMEE!!!
Hope ya like it!
Loving it actually. So relieved it has a real swing instead of pressing A. Just hope the challenge starts working soon
They're already working on a patch: http://www.hb-studios.com/forum/index.php?topic=4872.0
Sweet! Going to try and mop up my official course achievements today - GIR and FIR.
nice one dave
Thanks mate. Surprise milestones FTW!
oooh la la nice :D
You must not have played superman returns
omg easy but this is going to get grindy fast...
I can help you with the 2 online achievements. Once you have control of the board, I can go do other things while you finish the match.
That would be cool. Are you around tonight?
I should be able to help tonight. What time will you be on?
I can be on anytime after dinner, EDT. What works for you?
Would 9pm EDT be OK with you?
Sure! See you online! And thanks!
I can start earlier if you like. Just let me know.
Thanks for the help!
No problem. Glad you unlocked so much in just one game. Just saw DCC2 on your boost list. Can help with that sometime too.
Did both of them today to try to give me some extra time to actually finish the P90x challenge. Not my brightest idea.
These were fairly intense given the amount of time to complete :-)
that first one nearly killed me :(
Good game, but a frustrating 1000
You're not allowed to play games without me Dave
No. BAD game. This is a large step back. It is stripped down in terms of game modes, commentary, specific fighter styles, etc. You would think it was a THQ release if...
...you didn't know any better. They took an extra year to add nothing to the franchise. I expected solo much more with the way they talked about it.
EA MMA>THQ UFC>EA UFC. Also, *so* not solo.
Sorry for this. Haha. I just expected something faaaaar better. :(
I think this was the best one online in a long time. Nowhere near as cheap. Doom, the game isn't in your tag, how much did you play?
Now I can agree with the online. It also seemed more stable. I actually played it on PS4. It's on my 'The_Unbranched' account.
I also think the submission system was better. It had problems, I'm just saying it wasn't a step back. Body shots too strong too
You the man Treezy
Can only hope to be like you someday Treezy :D
Mild-mannered grocery manager by day, kick ass reporter at night. Nice, treezy!
Thanks guys! Now to the big 1K!
Congrats! I'm hobbling my way to 300K myself...I don't have the time like I used to :(
Nice milestone, congrats!
300k on the nose
Perfect set-up to pop that achievement and hit 300k even. Colour me jealous.
I bet that was thrilling.
I look forward to "playing" the One version when I acquire that console.
How is this game? And how are the achievements?
The achievements are either REALLY easy or really hard. No middle ground really. They're not too bad, but take some skill and luck. Small review on my channel tomorrow.
Enjoy it? Rocket Boots FTW
yeah they are pretty much god mode game breaking, but very fun. If you ever want to play for fun let me know.
Stupid missable achievement...
Missable achievement in a Lego game no less, so stupid x_x
I know, right? Who coded that?
Yay! Still an odd GS total for that game though.
There are still more achievements to come. Also more levels coming soon as it says it game. My guess is this will go up to at least 200 GS
Why couldn't they just release the first part with the full 200 and then make each of these be an extra 100 like a DLC pack?
The GS total is very odd. I understand why it was 'odd' in the beginning, when it was just a 'soft release', but this update is pretty odd imo.
Nice one, Dave!
Wow! Nice one
Well done, easy 1k
I FEEL SICK, I FEEL SICK!
im hopping LR becomes $20 new over here then maybe all start playing FF games lol.
$10 was a good deal and its nowhere near as grindy as most FF games.
I want this game to be grindy because i love the games. Kinda the only one i want to be grindy.
But i so look forward to get this game sometime. (Not games on demand).
good game but the third lightning returns is a time limit game and that destroyed the trilogy for me
lucky son of a gun.
I'm glad I didn't have to pay for these...1 ach per table, yet 10 for 1. I hope the new tables go back to 3 achievements per table.
Right? Now I'm tempted to get the rest of the ones I don't own.
i buy them as they go on sale. So far all of them have but the latest star wars, deadpool, and guardians. Just buy them on the 360 though, and transfer.
I suppose that's why it was offered on Games with Gold, no?
I actually liked it a lot. It scratched a long-in-need itch for classic style space combat (and/or mech combat) titles. Mind you it's not a masterpiece...
... whereas Guacamelee definitely was (and such a deal being free at launch.) Guacamelee is one of my favorite games of the past decade, easily, in all its iterations.
As soon as I finish up SSZ, I'm going to start on Guacamelee.
OMG, I ache now.
Good for you man! Hope your doing this legit, it's a real workout. Someone tried to tell me they hit level 50 without the challenge glitch and had less FP than I do.
And I am not even level 10 yet. I need to work on it more.
I won't say I didn't use some help while it was available. I got maybe 15 levels from the glitch as I had legitimately done most of the the easier 'complete' challenges.
... but I'm determined to finish the 50th card still - or die trying.
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