See, not typing anything yesterday was why this is an "Almost Daily". Most likely skipping tomorrow as well, but I digress.

Cards Against Humanity Friday night involved Mexican food, German beer and the slow erosion of the human soul. The cards people drew caused reactions of "WTF?" and "Oh no, oh god, I can't play this card, it's just so wrong." What follows are some of the cards with blanks (black cards), which had to be filled in by players playing cards from their hands (white cards). Some of the highlights were:

Black Card: "A socialist Scandinavian government has decreed that [BLANK] is a basic human right"
My Answer: Violating our most basic human rights.

Black Card:
1. [BLANK]
2. [BLANK]
3. Profit!

My Answer:
1. Jew-Fros
2. Scalping
3. Profit!

Black Card: "I know not what weapons World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with [BLANK]."
My friend Joe's answer: "Passive-aggressive post-it notes"

Black Card: "J.K. Rowling is writing a new Harry Potter novel titled "Harry Potter and the Chamber of [BLANK]."
My friend Vince's answer: "Dead babies"
My wife's answer: "Foreskin"

Black Card: "In M.Night Shyamalan's latest movie, the shocking plot twist is that Bruce Willis discovers [BLANK] is really [BLANK].
My friend Joe's answer:
"Ripping a man's still beating heart out of his chest" is really "The true meaning of Christmas."

It was an amazing night.