Full House Poker Enters Spring 2013 [UPDATE]

Full House Poker Enters Spring 2013 [UPDATE]

The sixth season begins now

Written by Rebecca Smith (punkyliar) on 28 March 13 at 21:53

Edit: The DLC achievements have now been added to Xbox.com. As thought, there are three new achievements worth a total of 50G. Those of you who waited to play this DLC can now do so without any problems. Those of you who had already unlocked some of the achievements before they were added properly will have to recover your profile and re-earn the achievements for them to count towards your total.

Original Story:

Microsoft's prime time gaming experience continues as Full House Poker enters its sixth season of Texas Heat, over two years since the game debuted on Xbox LIVE. It's time for "Texas Heat, Spring 2013 Season".

It's time for the Spring 2013 season of Texas Heat! Texas Heat is a regularly scheduled, fast-paced poker game that brings thousands of players together at the same time. You’ve got thirty minutes to bluff, bet, and raise your way to the top table in this unique, new poker game show!The DLC adds three achievements for an unknown amount of gamerscore. It is likely to be 50G, but we can't be certain as the achievements have not yet added to Xbox.com. Those of you who unlock the achievements now will notice that they are not being added to your gamerscore or achievement total. Some players are reporting that some achievements are unlocking as soon as they boot up the game after downloading the DLC as the achievements are not locked to the upcoming season sessions; if this is the case, I would advise holding off from even downloading the DLC until the achievements are added properly. Unfortunately, those of you who unlock the achievements beforehand will have to recover your gamertag and then earn the achievements again for them to be added to your gamerscore.

The "Full House Poker: Texas Heat, Spring 2013 Season" DLC is FREE and can be downloaded from here. The DLC is not available worldwide so check to make sure that the content is available in your region.
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ECOTz McChicken
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Last post: 25 May 14 at 02:38
Posted on 28 March 13 at 21:54
It's a shame that I can't complete this game, so I kind of gave up on it to be honest. Nice to see they are still supporting this though.
BlazinBuckwheat
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Last post: 05 Feb at 05:46
Posted on 28 March 13 at 21:55
Would love to have this game, but if you don't already the game is uncompleteable, correct?
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!! BlaziNBuckwheaT
Mystic Typh00n
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Last post: Yesterday at 02:43
Posted on 28 March 13 at 21:58
BlazinBuckwheat said:Would love to have this game, but if you don't already the game is uncompleteable, correct?Yep. Anybody who bought it after the first season was over .
[21:42:27] Impendin Agony: that man-candy is also know as The Texas Tata Twister. Aka the Don Juan of El Paso..... AkA El He-o Grande
Infomouse
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Infomouse
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Last post: 30 May 14 at 23:11
Posted on 28 March 13 at 21:59
I'm so sick of grinding out each pointless DLC for this terrible game.
Bink ALL the binks!
SpiralGamerpro
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Last post: 11 Feb at 07:42
Posted on 28 March 13 at 22:00
Full House Poker can go fuck itself. That game was fun until they started releasing this pointless DLC.
If they came to hear me beg, they will be disappointed.
Dontasciime
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Dontasciime
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Posted on 28 March 13 at 22:02
Infomouse said:I'm so sick of grinding out each pointless DLC for this terrible game.Why not just delete it ?

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Posted on 28 March 13 at 22:08
Just as I thought I completed all 35 achievements, another 3 added. Thankfully, I already met those conditions. When will Full House Poker ever end in order to continue with WSOP: Full House Pro?
Tandar1
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Tandar1
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Posted on 28 March 13 at 22:23
I AM GOING TO FIND THE DEVELOPERS OF THIS AND RUIN THEM
ScuzzyBunny
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Posted on 28 March 13 at 22:23
I guess I still have some time to grind out the Texas Heat hands and try to get that last 4 of a kind.
Look at me so I can finish!
xZx Moose 74
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xZx Moose 74
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Posted on 28 March 13 at 22:24
Infomouse said:I'm so sick of grinding out each pointless DLC for this terrible game.You do realize, you don't have to play it, right? If you don't complete it, it's not like anybody on the site is going to personally show up at your front door and make fun of you until you cry.

There are gamers out there, who enjoy the game, and enjoy playing and having those updates. Folks for whom, the achievements don't matter, if you don't want to complete a game, don't play ANY game ever, then you won't have to worry.
Danny Dibo
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Last post: 22 Aug 15 at 18:02
Posted on 28 March 13 at 22:31
Im just sick of playing Texas heat!! Im up to 4400 hands played in Texas heat and Still no achievement. I've completed this game 3 times and now because of a broken achievement it don't look like I can 100%.. All that work for nothing. Crap game.
The Unstoppable 'Chiever...
YA BILLY
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YA BILLY
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Last post: 11 Feb at 04:54
Posted on 28 March 13 at 23:00
Will they ever stop
AKfoy0face
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AKfoy0face
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Last post: 15 Jan at 01:34
Posted on 28 March 13 at 23:05
to play a game just to get an achievement that takes weeks to get is pretty much pointless if your not even having fun..... some of you should reevaluate your gaming habits to a much more enjoyable experience. Trust me i used to be pretty anal about my list to but ive grown to accept half to 3/4s
celestial purge
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Last post: 02 Aug 13 at 13:54
Posted on 28 March 13 at 23:08
ENOUGH ALREADY!! HATE THIS GAME!!
“It is impossible to correct abuses unless we know that they’re going on.” - J. Assange
xPut Name Herex
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Last post: Yesterday at 16:35
Posted on 28 March 13 at 23:27
So I guess this means that F2P version of Full House Poker isn't to be expected any time soon then?
Gamers have only two hobbies: playing games, and complaining about those games.
simmias42
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Posted on 28 March 13 at 23:30
Blarg, I thought they were moving on to that other game and discontinuing this one. Looks like achievements are "Totally Flushed" (not sure objective?), get $10 million bankroll and knock out 200 players in multiplayer. God, I hate this awful poker game.
xLoCk 0nx
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Posted on 28 March 13 at 23:41, Edited on 28 March 13 at 23:42 by xLoCk 0nx
Danny Dibo said:Im just sick of playing Texas heat!! Im up to 4400 hands played in Texas heat and Still no achievement. I've completed this game 3 times and now because of a broken achievement it don't look like I can 100%.. All that work for nothing. Crap game.You know you're not playing games when you use the word "work" when talking about them headspin
Sneaky G Wizard
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Last post: 16 Dec 15 at 13:32
Posted on 28 March 13 at 23:49
Infomouse said:I'm so sick of grinding out each pointless DLC for this terrible game.Stop doing it then?
I love rage quitting, makes me feel like a big man
Hurball
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Last post: 15 Dec 15 at 20:41
Posted on 29 March 13 at 00:00, Edited on 29 March 13 at 00:03 by Hurball
xZx Moose 74 said:Infomouse said:I'm so sick of grinding out each pointless DLC for this terrible game.You do realize, you don't have to play it, right? If you don't complete it, it's not like anybody on the site is going to personally show up at your front door and make fun of you until you cry.

There are gamers out there, who enjoy the game, and enjoy playing and having those updates. Folks for whom, the achievements don't matter, if you don't want to complete a game, don't play ANY game ever, then you won't have to worry.
Not many.

I'm sick to death of this game and wish I'd never bought it. Judging by the comments so far, I'm far from alone on that.

Nobody minds new achievements, but all these recent DLC achievements have been crazy grinds. Play thousands of hands, get loads of rare hands etc etc etc. Nothing interesting, nothing with any thought. Just achievements to keep people playing this game.
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