In Bedford, UK, reside two companies, Candella Software Ltd and Saga Wonderworks, and they are pleased to announce that Cargasm
is coming to Xbox 360. That's right, Cargasm
. I'll do my best to side step innuendo but you know how hard it can be sometimes.
Beavering away at their HQ, Candella and Saga Wonderworks have been striving to create a classic hardcore arcade racer, with a twist. What kind of twist? Well, how about I list the names of some trophies which appear in game? For starters there's Orgy, and Thrust and we mustn't forget the Lesbos trophy either. (Now would be a good time to remind you this is a genuine article post).
Whilst the trophy names might be a little exotic, so too are the locations revealed to be the backdrop for the title (though thankfully these are anchored in reality):
Heralding a return of the classic arcade racer, Cargasm gives gamers a host of supercars which they can enter into different races. All the race tracks are set in meticulously recreated photorealistic real-world locations such as San Francisco, London, Yosemite National Park, Egypt, Switzerland and Mount Kilimanjaro.
As players race, they'll be urged on by the Cargasm Girls, who, if suitably wooed can be recruited to your Cargasm Harem to sit alongside your trophies and 'Ecstasy points'. All stats are accumulated and uploaded to a leaderboard system so you can see who the biggest pimp out of your close circle of friends is.
Ajith Ram, Creative Director of Cargasm
gave his impression as to what Cargasm is all about, though denied to comment on whether playing too much Cargasm
would make you go blind or give you hairy palms:
Our focus is on pure racing fun rather than simulation. We are expecting gamers to go oooh aahh aahhh with gaming ecstasy.
Basically the team aren't getting anal about the handling and physics of the game. It's just going to be an out and out 'fun' racer, the likes of which we've been seeing in Blur
recently. As for the interview this quote was taken from, I imagine he conducted it in his pants surrounded by Cargasm Girls? I'm just guessing, but I'm making myself jealous. No news on a release date, but I'll leave you with some sexy pictures to do what you will with...