Listen up chumps! Not you, you're cool, but the rest - chumps.
You may know me as 'Wade Wilson or 'The Merc with a Mouth' or 'The Only Decent Marvel Character', but I'll only let you call me Deadpool. Or father.
You've probably heard by now that, because I'm freaking awesome and all, a game is being made starring yours truly. It's all over the internet. Seriously, go look. Twitter's going crazy over it (follow me - @realdeadpool - winking face). What? You haven't seen anything about it here on your precious TA web-thingy? Tell me about it.
I got sick of waiting for those 'Newshounds' to stop playing around in their tree house, so I hacked one of their accounts and decided to put it up myself. All those nice community members who suggested can thank me later. In beer.
I know, I know, the game hasn't been confirmed for consoles, let alone your precious Xbox, but you really need to see this!
Here's a sweet logo:
BOOM! Isn't that sexy? The Os are like my eyes. It's like I'm looking at you. I am.
The game is being developed by those nice people at High Moon Studios. They made some other games
, I guess. Who cares, right? As long as it's got me, guns, boobs, me, explosions and me.
In fact, I have a teaser trailer for the game to get you all as pumped up as I am on a daily basis. This isn't safe for work internetz, but you knew that already, right?
It's weird, watching that makes me think that I sound a lot like that Nolan North guy. I should kill him.
There isn't really much more to say about the game, except it's coming in 2013, but if your Newshounds pull their finger out, they'll probably end up sharing more with you when I decide it's necessary.
In the mean-time - website