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Hands Off the Merchandise Achievement in Call of Duty: Black Ops

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Kill the Pentagon thief before it can steal your load-out.

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p0iz0ned
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Achievement won on 12 Nov 10
TA Score for this game: 1,436
Posted on 12 November 10 at 02:08, Edited on 18 November 10 at 00:01
This solution has 180 positive votes and 9 negative votes. Please log in to vote.
Just got this finished. Mostly luck will get this achievement, except for the guide from XCVii007r1 (which was done very nicely I might add).

I finished with 2 other guys, we had 1 hobbler running around and when we felt we were ready (we had a feeling the Thief was coming out after the last zombie died during this round as the power had been turned on for a level before) we killed the last hobbling zombie to start the Extra Thief Round. Right after killing the hobbling zombie, he dropped the Death Machine. One of our team retrieved the Death Machine and the thief popped up to only be shot down in 1 sec from the Death Machine.

Now onto the non-luck howto guide:
In the below video, Upon hearing the alarms going off (which only happens when the thief will appear), XCVii007r1 in essence is killing himself (while having a Revive) with a cooked grenade. The thief then appears seconds later. While your dead, you have dual laser grenade launcher pistols (very very high damage), and within mere seconds the Thief is downed.

Many thanks goto XCVii007r1 for the below video guide. Enjoy and Happy Hunting...
ArcaneSoulx Awesome. Take out the first video though, it's not as good.
Posted by ArcaneSoulx on 13 Nov 10 14:00:23
SoiledDoughnut We tried this but he never came... what level exactly does he come...?
Posted by SoiledDoughnut on 13 Nov 10 14:05:28
p0iz0ned I always thought he came after the 8th round was over, but in the 2nd video, he came after the 5th. XCVii007r1 has from the looks of things played Zombies mode a lot, and he thinks its random any time after the power is turned back on.
Posted by p0iz0ned on 13 Nov 10 16:52:35
CounterInsurgnt He comes any round after round 4 when the power is on. So if power is off on round 7 and you turn it on he will come on round 8. If power is off on round 6 and you turn it in he will be on round 7 etc. Etc.

Great video! We tried for like 3 hours doing the team way going for instakill! Failed. It sucked. Do it solo. But also let the zombies in so you get double points and maxx ammo. If you get a bomb use it at end/begining of a round for 400 points. I had all the points I needed going Down the first elevator.
Posted by CounterInsurgnt on 14 Nov 10 15:16:21
ResDogsMrPink Excellent solution on the 2nd video. Worked first time on rnd 5 like a charm
Posted by ResDogsMrPink on 14 Nov 10 17:14:26
Wampis GT 2nd solution is amazing, got it on my second try.
Posted by Wampis GT on 14 Nov 10 21:06:01
BeastlyPappy 2nd video worked great.
Posted by BeastlyPappy on 14 Nov 10 22:29:13
Skurkitty Took me like 4 or 5 tries but the second video worked perfect. A small note for people who may have the issue I was having, when you clear the junk from the first elevator at round 3, hover around in it picking off headshots but if you see or feel like you're about to get over-run. Get out of there and run down the hallway back into the first room circling the desks picking them off 1 by 1 and repair windows as you past them for some extra points, when 1 is left at the end of the 4th round, follow the rest of the video.
Posted by Skurkitty on 14 Nov 10 23:45:39
Gogore WoD Lmao, so im doing the 2nd video solution and on wave 5 he comnes. I have a minigun with instakill. Yes, BOTH at the same time. Didnt need no super pistols.
Posted by Gogore WoD on 15 Nov 10 00:43:29
BurNt CracKer Ah yes, that 2nd video is a life saver indeed! Read all the comments beforehand and didn't bother to check the first video, but this one is helpful! I didn't get my theif round to appear until Round 6 though, even though I did everything in order step by step in this video.

Like it was mentioned above, they don't always appear at round 5, but it's still possible. You'll know as soon as you hear that alarm and the breach noise in the elevator at the end when you're at the right round...
Posted by BurNt CracKer on 15 Nov 10 08:53:07
Valyc Why does he put himself in 'last stand' mode with the grenade at the end?
Posted by Valyc on 15 Nov 10 09:15:45
Jay Dee Ell So he can get dual wield grenade launcher pistols...
Posted by Jay Dee Ell on 15 Nov 10 12:18:17
Silver Haze NL Great video, I messed it a little bit up but i was lucky that i got a Death machine right before he came after me.
Posted by Silver Haze NL on 15 Nov 10 19:00:28
SSJxWaterCooler You should get rid of the first video the second was WAY easier
Posted by SSJxWaterCooler on 16 Nov 10 03:31:24
macewindi Your right about the luck, I accidentally bought claymores of a wall and put one down, then the thief came and I china laked the claymore and both explosions killed him =P
Posted by macewindi on 16 Nov 10 07:02:55
IQwz He doesn't come at the start of round 5 for me :(
Posted by IQwz on 16 Nov 10 23:33:25
Hoff the Charts The first time I did it he didnt come after round 4 either. I tried to continue but was overrun. I did it again, though and he appeared as in the video. Just keep trying and eventually he will appear when he supposed to.
Posted by Hoff the Charts on 17 Nov 10 20:43:05
CarSeg7 Thanks for the video i did it in my first try, a tip to get points faster in the first round use only your pistol shot a zombie 4 times and then stab him this will give you 170 points per zombie, in the second level use the M14 shot the zombie in the chest one time and then stab him this will give you 140 points per zombie. i get the achievement and i had left like 1600 points.
Posted by CarSeg7 on 17 Nov 10 20:55:02
p0iz0ned The solution has been finalized and will receive no more updates. Thank you for the positive votes.
Posted by p0iz0ned on 18 Nov 10 00:02:47
Adz j74 great vid matey,i think the important thing is that it dosnt really matter what round he comes on as long as ya have revive and at least 1 nade,thanx again..
Posted by Adz j74 on 19 Nov 10 00:50:51
xCHRONIC KAOSx Awesome m8 i tried it last nite but no luck just got overwhelmed,but chilled 2day after getting the Collector Achiev so i thought ill try this 1 well 4 more times and got to the start of the 6th round and the alarm went off killed myself and started blasting out the elevator door and bleep 20g Hands Off the Merchandise.

Thanks dude saved me a lot of time and giving u a big positive vote cause it works evem with the patch that ppl says stop him from showing so early.
Posted by xCHRONIC KAOSx on 19 Nov 10 01:31:40
Unnamed Saint Thanks a lot. The vid worked for me and I got the achievement on my third try!
Posted by Unnamed Saint on 20 Nov 10 17:19:41
Z3RO 37 I just happened to get an Insta-Kill at the end of the round before this guy came so i got super lucky, but this video looks like a smart way to do it. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by Z3RO 37 on 24 Nov 10 09:47:10
Icy iNs Yup, great help. I didn't get the theif till wave 8 though, make sure you know how to lead zombies around before getting frustrated by getting this achievement.
Posted by Icy iNs on 27 Nov 10 19:39:28
Sethy Vee okay well I had it, recovered my tag and lost it. Killed him again today and no achievement, fucking bullshit.
Posted by Sethy Vee on 28 Nov 10 21:34:50
AirNath never get the thief at rd 5!
Posted by AirNath on 01 Dec 10 17:53:53
Vaporub 0310 thanks for this mate. 2nd solution worked like a charm. got it on solo at round 7. turned on the power at round 5 though, was able to get a new nuke on round 6 and he appeared at the teleport just like the video.
Posted by Vaporub 0310 on 01 Dec 10 19:18:03
The Silvatung Excellent guide. Got it in 1. Thank you :)
Posted by The Silvatung on 02 Dec 10 15:17:04
dzauk I can never get him to come out at round 5. Have no idea what the problem is.
Posted by dzauk on 02 Dec 10 20:32:29
BenGoose awesome guide dude, got it on my second try playing solo and the nutty prof came in round 5...thx
Posted by BenGoose on 10 Dec 10 14:44:47
II FeSta II Just got the achievement. Did it on my first go as well. This has got to be the BEST guide on this site. Terrific video. Great job.
Posted by II FeSta II on 11 Dec 10 13:57:07
Jaggexedge If you want the highest money by the end of the rounds, here are my suggestions:

First Round - 4 body shots with Pistol follwed up by a knife.

Second Round - 1 body shot with the M14 followed up by a knife.

Third Round - 2 body shots with the M14 followed up by a knife.

Forth Round - Since the numbers will start to increase using your knife isn't suggested, focus on getting headshots with your M14 instead.
Posted by Jaggexedge on 12 Dec 10 21:36:07
YEME7H excellent solution. He came up for me after the fifth round, so I survived an extra round. I did that by sitting in the second elevator, between level 2 and 3, and using the M14, then the stakeout. Whenever I got overrun, I just activated the elevator and took a breather.

Tip: use that elvetator to take a break and reload if you are overrun if you need to survive that extra round for the thief to show up.
Posted by YEME7H on 29 Dec 10 17:49:57
Minots59 How do you get the dual pistols when you are downed?
Posted by Minots59 on 31 Dec 10 15:00:11
Renown Spear I'd have never thought to use quick revive while on single player, I used to get everything but that cuz I thought it needed two players to revive lol easy achievement to get thanks to the video, Cheers :)
Posted by Renown Spear on 02 Jan 11 23:58:38
vikingbloodlust great video, i don't understand why you have any negative votes, some people...
Posted by vikingbloodlust on 07 Jan 11 22:28:36
p0iz0ned who knows. lol
Posted by p0iz0ned on 14 Jan 11 13:19:57
Railer 505 Great strategy, I finally got it, took like 7 tries though, was down on my luck. Important advice: Try to get the power turned on before Round 5, or you run the risk of not getting the thief until nearly Round 10. Also, it does take at least a few hits with the dual rocket pistols while downed so make sure you aim carefully.
Posted by Railer 505 on 19 Jan 11 20:31:39
III INDIGO III Great video guide! I got my achievement using this strategy in 15 minutes or so.
Posted by III INDIGO III on 03 Feb 11 22:30:35
Steamydog Worked perfect, thief turned up on round 6
Posted by Steamydog on 04 Feb 11 22:36:52
Radient Star Took a couple of frustrating tries, but eventually it worked. I am so glad to finally have this achievement and for that grubbing bastard to finally be dead!
Posted by Radient Star on 20 Feb 11 00:09:54
xp D3V1LsHOKz92 dude this achievement was easy thanks to the 2 guides, the video helped me more :D LOVEYOUUUUUU
Posted by xp D3V1LsHOKz92 on 25 Feb 11 00:23:33
XxGUITARxG0DxX OK.. In the video at about 1:55 it says "survive on level 2 until the thief appears" but how do you know when the thief appears?
Posted by XxGUITARxG0DxX on 28 Feb 11 02:58:28
Panzer x360a The one thing I found easier about this is to only buy the quick revive and M14, and not open the door to the hall with the elevator until you have one zombie left in round 4, then if you have not died you should have no problem turning on the power and getting in position to get this achievement in round 5.
Posted by Panzer x360a on 28 Feb 11 06:55:10
LionSquirrel02 I used this solution in Solo play to get the achievement. Worked great.

One thing I might add is I was having trouble surviving until the thief showed up. What is discovered is if you get down to the second floor when you have enough funds (around 6000) to open the elevator, gate on the stairs, and the 2 gates on the floor, you should be able to run laps on the floor and survive many rounds. I got to round 21 using this method. I couldn't pass round 7 previously.
Posted by LionSquirrel02 on 25 Mar 11 18:53:00
Dan Castells Thumbs up from me.
Posted by Dan Castells on 25 Mar 11 22:36:39
Pagemaster146 Followed the video and got it first try. Great solution!
Posted by Pagemaster146 on 01 Apr 11 18:56:35
jagracer132 thank you uploader. me and a friend have been trying to get this for a while but other videos never gave much help. after watching this video my friend has now got it for himself and is working on retrieving it or me. so thanks again to the guys who created the video much appreciated
Posted by jagracer132 on 27 Apr 11 20:45:02
Blue265 if your lucky enough to get an insta kill before you trigger the the thief it WILL kill him one shot
Posted by Blue265 on 04 May 11 15:30:11
Th3Freak55 This video helped me get it. Thank you so much i didnt think i would ever get it.
Posted by Th3Freak55 on 18 May 11 03:44:53
Dumb M0nk3yz The video strategy worked very well, thanks.
Posted by Dumb M0nk3yz on 02 Jun 11 01:34:06
Phoenix C64 1manned thanx to the video. however had to do it 7 times (plus all the times i failed) because the damn thief didnt spawn in wave 5. he finally did tho and i got it.
Posted by Phoenix C64 on 13 Jun 11 18:26:11
s1nTh23 if anyone needs help with this achievement message me, if anyone thinks there legit enough to last high rounds in "Five" add me. I'm looking to reach farther than round 30.
Posted by s1nTh23 on 15 Jun 11 06:35:32
Earlydaze Got it first time level 5, nice one mate!
Posted by Earlydaze on 28 Jun 11 15:25:23
Pa1ppi XCVii007r1 :s video works like a charm :)
Posted by Pa1ppi on 03 Sep 11 22:49:51
Pa1ppi BTW Sometimes he spawns at wave 6 and DONT kill yourself until you see blue light and hear "intruder detected"
Posted by Pa1ppi on 03 Sep 11 22:53:14
Bold Roflz I like how this guy posts a shitty story about how he got the achievement then posts a talented person doing it cuz he cant
Posted by Bold Roflz on 30 Sep 11 03:46:35
p0iz0ned You mad bro? I could probably do this achievement in my sleep by now, being a year later. LoL. I completed it many times after in groups with others. Hell this game sux so bad I sold it about 8 months ago.
Posted by p0iz0ned on 01 Oct 11 18:39:26
M0NKEY R4NGER Awesome solution. Just got it using this method. Works like a charm. If you turn power on and raise defcon level on round 4, the thief comes on round 5 everytime like clock work. I tried this like 4 more times after I got this achievement. Kept working the same.
Posted by M0NKEY R4NGER on 15 Oct 11 19:10:26
Revellus05 yes a great solution but the thief came for me at round 10 but after that it was very simple. thanks for posting this awesome solution.
Posted by Revellus05 on 12 Nov 11 03:39:29
Onza Just curious... How long does this take? Or is the video real time (i.e. no editing)? Thanks
Posted by Onza on 28 Mar 12 15:00:51
IVIiLKY B3AR x 2nd try this worked like a charm cheers
Posted by IVIiLKY B3AR x on 31 Mar 12 15:52:49
RubberTypeX The video has been edited, but it takes no time at all. I had to do it a few times as the thief would not appear, but brilliant video.
Posted by RubberTypeX on 05 Nov 12 10:01:37
Xx1337SniPerzxX Brilliant! Got it on my first try! Much thanks!
Posted by Xx1337SniPerzxX on 22 Jan 13 04:43:12
cptn cookie 1 I can't down myself with the grenade, while holding it, it just won't explode, any tips?
Posted by cptn cookie 1 on 16 Apr 13 10:34:01