10. Genkibowl VII DLC
Once you have downloaded this DLC, load up one of your game saves. You can begin the missions via your cell phone. This DLC offers 4 new activities; all of which are new versions of other activities. There are two instances of each activity. To obtain all of the achievements you must finish all instances of the Genkibowl activities and complete various miscellaneous tasks within the activities. You must complete the Easy activity before you can unlock the Medium activity of each activity (apart from the Super Ethical PR Opportunity activity).
The first activity is Apocalypse Genki. This works in the same way as the Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax activity from the main game. Focus on killing as many mascots as you can and evading the traps for bonuses. Shoot the appropriate targets and collect presents to make life easier for yourself. Kill mascots within a short period of time for a combo bonus, and aim for headshots for even more bonus money. Hunters are very difficult to kill. It is often better to ignore them where possible and focus your aim on the easier money targets.
There is one miscellaneous achievement in Apocalypse Genki. At various places around the two courses, you will see signs showing 'Shark Attack' areas. When a live mascot is in these areas, a shark attacks them. You must grab and throw 5 mascots in to these areas, making sure not to kill them before they land (avoid throwing them at walls).
The first 'Shark Attack' area you will see is at the very beginning of the Easy activity. You will also see a mascot get eaten by a shark with the words 'Water Bear' appearing on your screen. This mascot does count, so you only need 4 more for the "Feeding Time" achievement. Grab mascots by holding down Y, and throw them towards the water by holding Y once more. You can also simply walk mascots into the water (if it is shallow).
Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).
Easy: Wesley Cutter Intl, New Colvin. $2,500 reward (+anything extra you earn).
Medium: Camano Place, New Colvin. $3,000 reward (+anything extra you earn).
Item: Angry Tiger Mask (Easy).
Home: Angry Tiger (Medium).
Complete both instances of Apocalypse Genki for the "Murder in the Jungle" achievement.
Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.
Super Ethical PR Opportunity
This activity is a variation on the Escort activity from the main game. You must complete the first Sexy Kitten Yarngasm activity before the second instance of this activity appears as a mission on your cell. You will be driving the Genki Mobile, and will be escorting Professor Genki himself around town. You must fill Professor Genki's Pleasure meter by causing mayhem, running over pedestrians and destroying vehicles, whilst preventing the Annoyance meter from filling up by killing overzealous fans and staying away from chase vehicles. Much like the usual Escort activities, you will sometimes be given specific tasks, such as killing other mascots, causing damage to other cars or incinerating pedestrians.
There are two miscellaneous achievements associated with this activity. The first can easily be obtained before you pick Professor Genki up. Instead of going to his location, drive around town, running over pedestrians to charge up the vehicle. Once the flamethrowers are ready (the lights on the back of the vehicle show the charge), drive slowly past pedestrians holding LB to use the flamethrower. Use the flamethrower on 50 pedestrians in one instance of this activity for the "Cooked to Perfection" achievement. Alternatively, you can do this after you have filled up the Pleasure meter, as you no longer have chase vehicles.
Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
The other achievement can only be obtained after picking up Professor Genki. You must destroy five chase vehicles in one instance of the activity. As before, charge up the flamethrower by running over pedestrians, but this time use the flamethrower on the chase vehicles until they are destroyed. Destroy 5 vehicles for the "Get Off My Back" achievement.
Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Easy: Wesley Cutter Intl, New Colvin. $4,000 reward.
Medium: Salander, Stanfield. $5,000 reward.
Vehicle: Genkimobile (Medium).
Sexy Kitten Yarngasm
The Sexy Kitten Yarngasm activity is as crazy as it sounds. You will be in a giant ball of yarn, rolling around the city, but it is essentially a new type of Tank Mayhem. You must destroy as much as possible, building up your combo to increase your score. Increase your combo enough, and you can unlock the Shockwave power, which is activated by using RT.
There are two miscellaneous achievements associated with the Sexy Kitten Yarngasm activity. Firstly, you must cause $150,000 damage in one combo for the "C-C-C-Combo Breaker" achievement. If you extend your combo enough, this should be relatively easy. Don't forget to use the Shockwave power to destroy lots of objects/enemies in your vicinity, and extend your combo.
Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.
The second achievement is to destroy a mouse ATV during the activity. These are the small, quick vehicles, like those in the achievement tile. There is no way to locate one using the mini map, as they have the same icon as all the other enemies. If you are close enough to one, but unable to catch up with it, use the Shockwave to destroy it quickly.
Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Easy: Yearwood, Carver Island. $415,000 needed. $3,000 reward.
Medium: Brickston, Stanfield. $500,000 needed. $6,000 reward.
Vehicle: Verminator (Easy).
Homie: Sexy Kitten (Medium).
Item: Sexy Kitten Mask (Medium).
Vehicles: Sexy Kitten Rides (Medium).
Homie: Yarnie Delivery (Medium).
Sad Panda Skyblazing
Sad Panda Skyblazing is a variation on the usual trailblazing activity, with lots of differences. Firstly, you will be flying through the sky dressed as a panda. You must pass through as many rings as possible, and bounce off as many Ethical balloons as possible. Both of these will give you $100. If you pass through every ring on a course, you will unlock the "Flame On" achievement. If you land on an ethical balloon, you will be propelled upwards. Note that there are also unethical balloons much lower. These will propel you very high to get back on course, but they do inflict a score penalty.
Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Additionally, you should aim to land on as many rooftops as you can. Rooftops with mascots on are marked on your map. Once you land, kill all the enemies as quickly as possible, and then run towards one of the cannons. Upon landing on a rooftop, you have a limited amount of time to get back in the air, so clear the enemies as quick as you can. If you manage to clear all rooftops of mascots within one instance of the activity, you will unlock the "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" achievement. It may be smart to try for this achievement after going for "Flame On".
Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
If you follow the rings and the rooftops, you see that they are all directing you in the same way. As such, it is possible to follow a simple route without making too much of a diversion. Kill as many mascots as you can, before making your way to the end of the course. Land in the centre of the purple smoke for the "Stick the Landing" achievement.
Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Easy: Loren Square, Downtown. $10,000 needed. $10,000 reward (+anything extra you earn).
Medium: Henry Steel Mills, Downtown. $15,000 needed. $15,000 reward (+anything extra you earn).
Homie: Sad Panda (Easy).
Outfit: Panda (Medium).
Homie: Tammy Tolliver (Medium).
Complete all 8 activity instances for the "Genki Bowl Champ" achievement.
Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.
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