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Kifflom! achievement in GTA 5


Complete your path to enlightenment... or not.

20 November 2020 - 3 guidesOffline Game ModeSingle PlayerCollectableMissableShop

How to unlock the Kifflom! achievement

  • Skuller 1O1Skuller 1O11,059,610
    20 Sep 2013 21 Sep 2013 14 Jun 2018
    447 10 187
    To start the Epsilon Program missions you have to play as Michael, go to your phone, open web browser and search for EPSILON,
    enter, scroll down to "EVALUATE YOUR IDENTITY", finish the short test and go back to your map.
    A new secret mission should appear on your map to the north, go there and walk up to the the red truck.
    After that you will get abducted and receive an email from Marnie to visit the Epsilon website to donate $500.
    A short while after donating a new mission will appear on the map, during the "mission" you will meet Marnie, after the meeting is over she will ask you to visit the Epsilon website and donate $5000 to proceed.
    Wait another short while and eventually a new icon will appear to meet Marnie. After the meeting you will be tasked to find 5 vehicles:

    - Pegassi Vacca** $123,000**

    - Benefactor Surano** $154,000**

    - Declasse Tornado (can be found driving around Vinewood)

    - Enus Super Diamond** $250,000**

    - Dinka Double-T (bike can found outside the LifeInvader offices for an easy find)

    **website listed prices**

    **can be found online ingame on your phone by going to the travel and transport tab and scrolling down to**

    UPDATE 1:
    Big Thank You to A 0 E Monkey and llDurbinll for info leading to the making of this map for the different car locations


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    After delivering the cars you meet up with Marnie again and are tasked with finding extraterrestrial artifacts in the desert using a scanner.
    *** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

    After another short while you will receive an email from Marnie to donate $10,000 to proceed.
    After waiting even longer (man it's a lot of waiting) a mission will appear and Marnie will task you to buy and wear the official robes from the website (it costs $25,000, takes 24 hrs to show up and you have to leave the house for them to deliver to your closet) for 10 days (you can go to your house and keep sleeping until the 10 days are up)
    After you are done sleeping the 10 days you will receive a text from Brother Brother Cris saying they will summon you soon.
    *** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

    UPDATE 3: Since some people were having difficulty with the desert area I updated the guide to make it easier to understand

    After finishing the run and waiting for another short while a mission will appear and you are tasked with running around the desert CONSECUTIVELY (which means you have to run around IN the Desert or the counter will reset if you leave) for 5 miles while wearing the robes
    (easiestly done wrapping a hair tie or rubber band over your thumbstick and holding the a button).

    UPDATE 2: New method of completing this questline

    After your pilgrimage is done you meet up with the leader of the cult and you have 3 options:
    1. To give them the $50,000 but you don't have to fight anyone and receive an old tractor
    2. To just drive away without going to the meetup site and receive the $2.1 million
    3. To go to the meetup site and steal the $2.1 million but you end up fighting your way out past security but you receive a gold medal for killing everyone


    That is pretty much all that is needed to receive this achievement.
    If you are having any problems, or find anything wrong with my guide PM me and I will work to improve it.

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    CassiopeiaGamesMichael might change clothes, so doing this, I'd be weary.
    Posted by CassiopeiaGames on 23 Aug 15 at 23:04
    RDSYou listed the wrong ending, it's missable if you choose ending B (Kill Michael), ending A is killing Trevor
    Posted by RDS#5610 on 13 Dec 15 at 14:02
    kaboblesawesome map for the cars
    Posted by kabobles on 24 Jun 16 at 02:33
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  • tntiseveryweretntiseverywere175,405
    12 Nov 2013 04 May 2014 04 May 2014
    29 0 2
    This is a long and time consuming achievement, but don't worry brother, i'll guide you through the path to enlightenment. You are happy, you just don’t know it ! Kifflom brother, brother.

    You can only start this journey with Michael, so get in game, select him and follow these steps in order to achieve the ultimate happiness ! (each step is timecoded for my video, just click to jump to the desired step)

    o Step 1 (0:27): Open the browser on your mobile and search for "EPSILON". Enter and evaluate your identity.

    o Step 2 (03:13): After a while a blue question mark will appear near Raton Canyon area and you must go there. After the cutscene open Epsilon website again and donate $500.

    o Step 3 (05:21): Go to your house and sleep a few times until The Epsilon symbol appear near Downtown Vinewood area. Go there and after the cutscene open Epsilon website again and donate $5000.

    o Step 4 (08:23): Go to your house and sleep a few times until The Epsilon symbol appear near Grapeseed area. Go there and after the cutscene leave the area in order to get an e-mail about some cars.

    o Step 4.1 (11:20): Steal Pegassi Vacca from Vinewood Hills and deliver it to the F symbol.

    o Step 4.2 (13:34): Steal Benefactor Surano from Vinewood Hills and deliver it to the F symbol.

    o Step 4.3 (16:08): Steal Declasse Tornado from Hawick and deliver it to the F symbol.

    o Step 4.4 (18:32): Steal Enus Super Diamond from Rockford Hills and deliver it to the F symbol.

    o Step 4.5 (21:18): Steal Dinka Double-T from Rockford Hills and deliver it to the F symbol.

    o Step 5 (23:07): Go to your house and sleep a few times until The Epsilon symbol appear near Grapeseed area. Go there and start Chasing The Truth mission.

    o Step 6 (26:56): After finishing the mission open Epsilon website again and donate $10000.

    o Step 7 (28:21): Go to your house and sleep a few times until The Epsilon symbol appear near Downtown Vinewood area. Go there and after the cutscene open Epsilon website again and donate $25000.

    o Step 8 (31:03): Wait for a day in order to get the robes and then wear them from Michaels closet. You need to wear them for 10 cumulative days. Keep going to sleep until 10 days have passed or just keep playing...

    o Step 9 (32:08): Go to the next Epsilon Symbol, after wearing the robes for 10 days and complete the mission.

    o Step 10 (37:38): Go to the next Epsilon Symbol wearing your robes and wander 5 miles through the desert... You will receive a call, run a bit more and a second call will end that madness...

    o Step 11 (46:46): Wait for the final symbol to appear on the map and go there to start the final mission. To get $2,100,000 and a gold medal you must kill everyone and escape with your vehicle.
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    Sir LecturerGot the cheevo with this.
    Posted by Sir Lecturer on 31 Jul 14 at 14:27
    DEF ExeioTip for running 5 miles : With one hand, put a finger on L on a direction, right or left and another finger on A button. You want to keep pushing A and maintain the stick on right or left. This will make the character running in circle at a medium speed. With the other hand you can do something else and stop paying attention at the very interesting scene at the screen. Hope this helps even if the tip can be obvious.
    Posted by DEF Exeio on 17 Jan 15 at 21:02
  • vbats1vbats163,350
    20 Sep 2013 20 Sep 2013 21 Sep 2013
    33 14 16
    First as shown in the video you must go to the guy and listen to his rant for a little bit. After that there will be a Question mark in the upper left of your map in the mountains go to it. Now after this cutscene happens after a little bit you will get an email. Go to on the internet on your phone. You must donate the money and then go to the celebrities tab and scroll down. After that the Epsilon icon should be added to your map go to it. Enter the building and watch the cutscene that ensues. Note: Make sure you have at least $5000 to continue. After that go to the website and pay the $5000 donation. Now another marker(which is a kifflom sign) will show up in the top right corner of your map go there(the point is pretty high up so make sure to go pretty much to the top of the map to see it). It might not come up right away and may take a couple in-game days. After reaching the point on the map and cutscene will occur and you will get an email.
    The email wants you to retrieve 5 vehicles. You can get the vehicles two different ways you can buy them of you can drive around and steal them. Most of these are really nice so I drove around the Rockford Hills area to try and find them. Also the second video by Mr Vuule on Youtube shows you good places to find all of the vehicles.

    Pegassi Vacca- I had a lot of trouble finding this car so I just bought it. Whispymound drive in the Vinewood Hills is a good place to look. Thanks to Hoctdog for that tip.
    Benefactor Surano- I found this right near the lake if you go straight up from Michael's garage on your map there will be a small circle above a lake
    Declasse Tornado- I found this driving around Rockford Hills which is where Michael's house is
    Enus Super Diamond- This one shouldn't be too hard to find if you just drive around Rockford Hills you should spot one fairly easily.
    Dinka Double-T

    After you get into each of the vehicles it will tell you where you need to drop to them off. I found the Vassa and the Benefactor to be the hardest to find. If you have any tips or locations you know a car will spawn please post in the comments.

    After the final vehicle is delivered there will be a point at the top of your map that you must go to. Then after you watch the cutscene and do the activity you will receive an email that tells you to donate $10,000. Now you have to buy the robes from the site for $25,000 and wear them for 10 in game days the best way is to put them on then just keeping sleeping in the bed. Now you should leave your house to get the next part of the mission. You will get an email that tells you to go somewhere which is in the upper left of your map. You must fly a plane to an airfield. After a little bit another icon should show up on your map near the middle. Make sure you are wearing your robes when you go here. Now it requires you to run/walk 5 miles in a certain area in the robes. You can do this in any way that you want with a rubber band or you can just do it without one. After about 1 in game day a location of where you have to go will show up go there and make sure you have money you need $50,000.
    Then the final mission comes around with two options the better of which to escape as you get $2.1 million or you can follow orders for a funny dialogue scene. To escape with the money just drive away from the convoy. Otherwise you can just follow the convoy to the destination.
    After that the achievement should pop.

    If you have any problems please comment below and I will try to help. If you vote negatively please comment why so I can improve this guide.
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    DaddyDixyUpon doing the walking in the desert i got to 0.5 miles in and came across a blue dot and got mugged and left on train tracks.. is this part of it or do i have to reactivate the session again?!?
    Posted by DaddyDixy on 07 Jan 14 at 07:56
    vbats1that was apart of an earlier sequence you just have to go back to that part of the desert and continue doing the walking
    Posted by vbats1 on 08 Jan 14 at 03:09
    ZymoticYou know what's really fun? Running in the desert for five miles, in a video game. It's almost like rockstar made this mission just to laugh at achievement whores.
    Posted by Zymotic on 27 Sep 14 at 07:01
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