Fable Anniversary achievements

Fable Anniversary

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There are 50 Fable Anniversary achievements worth 1,689 (1,000)

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Open Saysamemiddlefinger in Fable Anniversary

Open Saysamemiddlefinger41 (20)

Open all the Demon Doors, or show a closed Demon Door what you think of it.

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Achievement Guide for Open Saysamemiddlefinger

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Achievement won on 08 Feb 14
TA Score for this game: 1,689
Posted on 07 February 14 at 15:05, Edited on 09 November 14 at 01:23
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You can either quest across Albion to fulfil the needs of the doors, or just give any door the middle finger expression.

The Middle Finger Expression is acquired by being Moderately Evil - or for Good characters by completing the main story as you unlock ALL opposite alignment expressions at that point.

But if you prefer to quest, and get rewards, here's a compiled list and solutions to guide you, with the door quotes and solutions hidden in spoiler marks. I've completely hidden the Main Quest Door rewards just in case you don't want to know. To help you keep track, there is a GoogleDoc check list link in the comments below.

This achievement is almost "missable" if you play the game in a certain way drabik said:
Just a note, I believe this achievement is (nearly) missable. If you choose to expose Lady Grey's deeds instead of marrying her, the face on the Headsman's Hill door will disappear (or at least face inwards). If you then open all OTHER doors, you are left with a problem:
a) You can't open the last door.
b) You can't use the Middle Finger expression on the one remaining door, which now has no face
However, there is a glitch to get to this demon door, which is now facing inwards..."... go to Headman's Hill and stand next to the fence by the treasure chest and fast travel away. Then use the fast travel recall option and it will put you down there".
  • Achievement Doors

These are the doors that are required for the achievement

  • The Library Arcanum - Heroes' Guild

Your path is dark. Only a light will reveal it. And you are not bright enough.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • The Arboretum - Greatwood Gorge

This is the deal. You perform an act of great evil in my sight, and I'll pop open.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • Darkwood Sanctum - Darkwood Marshes

Beware, traveller - I block the way to all but the most combat-hardened. If you request, my Guardians will test your mettle in combat. Meet their challenge, and the reward I hide is yours
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • The Old Kingdom Spring - Barrow Fields

Oh no, not again. Another bony adventurer seeking to plunder my riches. I'm not interested in your meagre frame. Get some meat on you! I want beefy! Blubbery! Plump! Porcine! Stop being a slave to public perception, and treat yourself. Pies, meat, beer, anything; but lots of it! Eat yourself large, and you'll be welcome here!
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • The Secret Haven - Rose Cottage

I never open on a first date. My heart has been broken too many times before. I could only let someone who really loved me through.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • The Butterfly House - Greatwood Caves

I need to see your Combat Multiplier get higher before I swing ajar.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • Gibbet Woods - Headsman's Hill

Only by defeating another Hero in combat will I open for you. Got that? I mean, how simple are you?
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • The Hidden Copse - Knothole Glade

If you can hurt my face with an arrow, I'll crack wide open for you.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • The Bitter Shrine - Abandoned Road

"What? Oh. You're not one of them, are you? My eyesight's not what it used to be. One was a gallant knight. His plate armour was so shiny. Probably what did my eyes in. Then there was an evil mage, wore the darkest magical robes you ever saw. The last was a rogue - a bandit, bit like the chaps here."
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • The Lost Garden - Grey House

Single men not allowed. You need a ball and chain. A posh one with a title.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • The Desolate Abbey - Darkwood Bordello

It's a hard life being a stone door. You know when I last had a physical relationship? No? Try "never." So, I've decided to live vicariously. Now, I only open to "men of the world", and I'm afraid you haven't even left the house yet. Come back when you're a real stud.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • Bleached Bone Island - The Necropolis

I never wanted to be a Demon Door. All this waiting around. All the riddles. It's no life. Oh, if only I'd been born a Silver Key chest. I just love those little Silver keys. So shiny...So silver...I'd do anything for some of my own. Give me yours, please? I'll let you through and everything.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • Main Quest Doors

There are a total of 15 doors in Fable, and the Main Quest doors don't count towards the achievement total, as you MUST do them for the story. I'll leave them in the guide anyway, just in case you want them:

  • Prophets' Chamber - Lookout Point

You bear the mask of Jack of Blades. The Prophets had foreseen the coming of such a legend among Heroes. The rise of the summoners in the Northern Wastes marks the arrival of a new threat to all things living. We have long dreaded this portent. Behind my walls lies the Fire Heart. There you will speak to the Prophets who watch over it. You may enter now. But beware the beating of the Heart. It has burned many before you.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • Old Graveyard Path - Lychfield Graveyard

Leave me alone, you organic pustule. I only open for Nostro, the ancient guardian of the door. Not for you. And not for that rancid gravekeeper.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

  • Witchwood Cavern- Witchwood Stones

I only open to those who know my name. If you know it, find and hit the magic stones to spell it out. Only one person knows my name, but I doubt you'll find him. Even at the Temple of Avo.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

Compiled using personal knowledge and the Fable wiki page

  • Credits

Cheers to DrJekl for the link to a GoogleDoc check-list in the comments.
Cheers to MysticWeirdo, Fiatim and Lord Rahl 81 for helping figure out which doors count and which ones don't.
Cheers to xLil SheWolfx & iAMxYUNGxGxBABY for raising needed item location points.
Cheers to OffbeatGravity for the mask pointer.

Also if you do vote negative, please leave a reason as I am not sure how to further improve the guide.
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