All of the Conker MP achievements are simple, but here are some guidelines for those curious.
- It doesn't matter if you win or lose, but it will not work if you start and quit a game.
- A second player or controller is not required.
- For a quick win/lose simply go into set-up and change the score limit to 1.
- When you start, just use
to pull out a grenade and use it to kill yourself. If you miss or this doesn't work, run up the left ramp and down the hall from the starting point and jump in the pit. With lives set to 1 each game should only take about 10-15 seconds (Total War map).