Quiplash XL: Back Talk achievement in The Jackbox Party Pack 2

Quiplash XL: Back Talk

Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to

Quiplash XL: Back Talk0
4 guidesOnline Game ModeVersusPlayers RequiredExternal Content

How to unlock the Quiplash XL: Back Talk achievement

  • Removed Gamer
    Gamer has been removed
    52 2 4
    You can use answers listed here. Some of them have multiple possibility, listed and separated with coma

    Also, feel free to add any missing answer you find.

    Question: What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say?
    Answer: I'm drunk, Im drunk

    Question: You would never go on a roller coaster called "BLANK"
    Answer: the decapitator, the decapitater, decapitator, decapitater

    Question: The secret to a happy life
    Answer: playing Quiplash

    Question: If a winning coach gets Gatorade dumped on his head, what should get dumped on the losing coach?
    Answer: Powerade

    Question: Name a candle scent designed specifically for Kim Kardashian
    Answer: untalented, un talented

    Question: You should never give alcohol to "BLANK"
    Answer: a mogwai, mogwai, the mogwai

    Question: Everyone knows that monkeys hate "BLANK"
    Answer: sarcasm

    Question: The biggest downside to living in Hell
    Answer: bad wifi, no wifi, spotty wifi, wifi, wi-fi

    Question: Jesus's REAL last words
    Answer: ouch

    Question: The worst thing for an evil witch to turn you into
    Answer: tampon, maxi pad

    Question: The Skittles flavor that just missed the cut
    Answer: dirty underwear

    Question: On your wedding night, it would be horrible to find out that the person you married is "BLANK"
    Answer: vegetarian

    Question: A name for a really bad Broadway musical
    Answer: Linsday Lohan the Musical, Lindsey Lohan the Musical, Lindsey Lohan: the Musical, Lindsay Lohan: the Musical

    Question: The first thing you would do after winning the lottery
    Answer: buy more tickets, buy lottery tickets, buy more lottery tickets

    Question: What's actually causing global warming?
    Answer: nothing

    Question: A name for a brand of designer adult diapers
    Answer: Abercrombie and Shits

    Question: Name a TV drama that's about a vampire doctor
    Answer: Monster Mash

    Question: Something squirrels probably do when no one is looking
    Answer: masturbate, masterbate, masturbait, masterbait

    Question: The crime you would commit if you could get away with it
    Answer: regicide

    Question: Come up with a great title for the next awkward teen sex movie
    Answer: boner time

    Question: What's the Mona Lisa smiling about?
    Answer: she's not wearing pants, shes not wearing pants

    Question: A terrible name for a cruise ship
    Answer: Animal Love Boat, The Animal Love Boat

    Question: What FDR meant to say was We have nothing to fear, but "BLANK"
    Answer: chupacabra, chupacabras, the chupacabra

    Question: Come up with a title for an adult version of any classic video game
    Answer: The Legend of Zelda's Ass

    Question: The name of a font nobody would ever use
    Answer: Comic sans

    Question: Something you should never put on an open wound
    Answer: ketchup

    Question: Scientists say erosion, but we all know the Grand Canyon was actually made by "BLANK"
    Answer: my dick, my cock

    Question: The real reason the dinosaurs died
    Answer: they crossed me

    Question: Come up with the name of a country that doesn't exist
    Answer: Canada

    Question: The best way to keep warm on a cold winter night
    Answer: orgy

    Question: A college major you don't see at many universities
    Answer: Coloring

    Question: What would make baseball more entertaining to watch?
    Answer: make it football

    Question: The best thing about going to prison
    Answer: free orange jumpsuit, free jumpsuit, orange jumpsuit, the free orange jumpsuit, the free jumpsuit, the orange jumpsuit

    Question: The best title for a new national anthem for the USA
    Answer: guns, Guns!, gun

    Question: Come up with the name of book that would sell a million copies, immediately
    Answer: The big book of boobs, big book of boobs

    Question: What would you do if you were left alone in the White House for an hour?
    Answer: pass a law, pass laws, pass some laws

    Question: Invent a family-friendly replacement word that you could say instead of an actual curse word
    Answer: Flufflepuff

    Question: A better name for testicles
    Answer: Man Orbs

    Question: The name of the reindeer Santa didn't pick to pull his sleigh
    Answer: Crasher

    Question: What's the first thing you would do if you could time travel?
    Answer: eat a dinosaur, eat some dinosaurs, eat dinosaurs

    Question: The name of a pizza place you should never order from
    Answer: Pizza Butt

    Question: A not-very-scary name for a pirate
    Answer: Johnny Depp

    Question: Come up with a name for a beer made especially for monkeys
    Answer: High Life

    Question: The best thing about living in an igloo
    Answer: beer always cold, cold beer, beer's always cold, keeps beer cold, keeps beer nice and cold, beer's always nice and cold, the beer's always cold, the beer stays cold, beer stays cold

    Question: The worst way to be murdered
    Answer: with a spoon

    Question: Something you shouldn't get your significant other for Valentine's Day
    Answer: a scale, scale

    Question: A dangerous thing to do while driving
    Answer: load a gun, loading a gun, load your gun, loading your gun

    Question: Something you shouldn't wear to a job interview
    Answer: wife beater, a wife beater, wife beater tshirt, wifebeater, wife beater t shirt, a wife beater t shirt

    Question: The #1 reason penguins can't fly
    Answer: they're lazy, too lazy

    Question: Using only two words, a new state motto for Texas
    Answer: Bush Country

    Question: The hardest thing about being Batman
    Answer: cleaning the cave, cave cleaning

    Question: A great way to kill time at work
    Answer: working, work

    Question: Come up with a really bad TV show that starts with Baby
    Answer: baby cop, baby cops

    Question: Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
    Answer: gravity, gravity dumbass, fucking gravity, fuckin gravity, gravity duh

    Question: What's wrong with these kids today?
    Answer: Rock music

    Question: A great new invention that starts with Automatic
    Answer: automatic buttscratcher, automatic butt scratcher

    Question: Come up with a really bad football penalty that begins with Intentional
    Answer: Sucking, Intentional sucking

    Question: A Starbucks coffee that should never exist
    Answer: Capoochino, ca-poo-chino

    Question: There's Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff, but what's the Hogwarts house few have ever heard of?
    Answer: suckandpuff, suckenpuff, suck-n-puff

    Question: The worst words to say for the opening of a eulogy at a funeral
    Answer: He was an asshole, he was an ass, she was an asshole, she was an ass

    Question: Something you should never use as a scarf
    Answer: anaconda, anuconda, aneconda, an aneconda, an anaconda

    Question: Invent a holiday that you think everyone would enjoy
    Answer: Spanksgiving, spanks-giving

    Question: The best news you could get today
    Answer: it's not contagious, its not contagious, it's not contageous, its not contageous, it's not contagus, its not contagus

    Question: Usually, it's bacon,lettuce and tomato, but come up with a BLT you wouldn't want to eat
    Answer: Boogers Lint and Toenails, boogers lint toenails

    Question: The worst thing you could stuff a bed mattress with
    Answer: spiders

    Question: A great opening line to start a conversation with a stranger at a party
    Answer: I see dead people

    Question: Something you would like to fill a swimming pool with
    Answer: pudding

    Question: Miley Cyrus' Wi-Fi password, possibly
    Answer: teddybearhumper

    Question: If you were allowed to name someone else's baby any weird thing you wanted, what would you name it?
    Answer: Cookie Masterson, Cookie

    Question: A fun thing to think about during mediocre sex
    Answer: Game of Thrones

    Question: You know you're in for a bad taxi ride when "BLANK"
    Answer: your driver dies, the driver dies, the driver is dead, driver dies

    Question: Where do babies come from?
    Answer: Krypton

    Question: The terrible fate of the snowman Olaf in a director's cut of "Frozen"
    Answer: made into snowcones, made into snow cones, Olaf gets made into snocones, olaf gets made into a snowcone, olaf becomes a snow cone, olaf becomes a snow cone, becomes a snow cone, becomes a snowcone, gets made into a snowcone, gets made into a snow cone, gets eaten as a snowcone, gets eaten as a snow cone

    Question: Sometimes, after a long day, you just need to "BLANK"
    Answer: kick a squirrel

    Question: The worst way to spell Mississippi
    Answer: butthole

    Question: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't spank you right now
    Answer: I don't have a butt, no butt, i have no butt, i have no ass, no ass, i don't have an ass

    Question: The best pick-up line for an elderly singles mixer
    Answer: I've fallen in love and I can't get up, I've fallen in love and I can't get it up, help I've fallen in love and I can't get up, help I've fallen in love and I can't get it up

    Question: A good stage name for a chimpanzee stripper
    Answer: Ape-ril, aperil,

    Question: The best place to bury all those bodies
    Answer: enemy's backyard, backyard of enemy, your enemy's yard, enemy's yard, your enemy's back yard, your enemy's backyard

    Question: One place a finger shouldn't go
    Answer: peehole, pee hole

    Question: Come up with a name for the most difficult yoga pose known to mankind
    Answer: downward hog

    Question: What's lurking under your bed when you sleep?
    Answer: Mormons

    Question: The name of a canine comedy club with puppy stand-up comedians
    Answer: Laugha Apso, Lhafa Apso, laffa apso, laff-a apso, laugh-a apso

    Question: A great name for a nude beach in Alaska
    Answer: Blue ball beach, blue balls beach

    Question: Make up the title of a movie that is based on the first time you had sex
    Answer: The Neverending Story, the never ending story

    Question: A vanity license plate a jerk in an expensive car would get
    Answer: WINNING

    Question: A good fake name to use when checking into a hotel
    Answer: Jack Torrance, Danny Torrance, jack torrence, danny torrence

    Question: A good catchphrase to yell every time you finish pooping
    Answer: Operation Dumbo Drop

    Question: Your personal catchphrase if you were on one of those "Real Housewives" shows
    Answer: I'm crazy

    Question: The Katy Perry Super Bowl halftime show would have been better with "BLANK"
    Answer: sharks, cartoon sharks, shark costumes, dancing sharks

    Question: Okay... fine! What do YOU want to talk about then?!!!
    Answer: philosophy

    Question: Miller Lite beer would make a lot of money if they came up with a beer called Miller Lite _____
    Answer: NOT!

    Question: Something you should never stick up your butt
    Answer: burrito, a burrito, burritos

    Question: A terrible name for a clown
    Answer: Suckles

    Question: An inappropriate thing to do at a cemetery
    Answer: Live, be alive

    Question: Like chicken fingers or chicken poppers, a new appetizer name for your fun, theme restaurant: chicken _____
    Answer: faces

    Question: Thing you'd be most surprised to have a dentist a find in your mouth
    Answer: his penis, his dick, his cock

    Question: Rename Winnie-the-Pooh to something more appropriate/descriptive
    Answer: Winnie-the-Pantless, Winnie the Pantless

    Question: Name the sequel to "Titanic" if there were one. "Titanic 2: "BLANK""
    Answer: Cruise Control

    Question: An alternate use for a banana
    Answer: back scratcher

    Question: What you'd guess is an unadvertised ingredient in most hot dogs
    Answer: orphans, unadopted orphans, unclaimed orphans

    Question: Name your new haircutting establishment
    Answer: Scissor Me Timbers

    Question: Something that would make an awful hat
    Answer: salmon, a salmon

    Question: How many monkeys is too many monkeys?
    Answer: Twelve, 12, Twelve Monkeys

    Question: Something you'd be surprised to see a donkey do
    Answer: taxes, his taxes, its taxes, fill out taxes, fill out his taxes, fill out its taxes

    Question: The title you'd come up with if you were writing the Olympics theme song
    Answer: I Torch Myself

    Question: Something you should never say to your mother
    Answer: you're a milf, what a milf

    Question: Come up with a name for a new, very manly cocktail
    Answer: teste tequila, testes tequila, tequila testes, tequila teste

    Question: Where's the best place to hide from the shadow monsters?
    Answer: at their house

    Question: The three ingredients in the worst smoothie ever
    Answer: poop barf and greek yogurt, barf poop and greek yogurt, greek yogurt poop and barf, greek yogurt barf and poop, barf greek yogurt and poop

    Question: The best thing to use when you're out of toilet paper
    Answer: sandpaper, sand paper

    Question: Come up with a catchier, more marketable name for the Bible
    Answer: Fifty Shades of Pray

    Question: The most presidential name you can think of (that isn't already the name of a president)
    Answer: Kevin

    Question: A good way to get fired
    Answer: come to work naked, go to work naked, go to work nude, come to work nude, go nude, go naked, get naked

    Question: If we can't afford to bury or cremate you, what should we do with your body?
    Answer: hide it

    Question: Name the eighth dwarf, who got cut at the last minute
    Answer: Barfy

    Question: A good place to hide boogers
    Answer: in your butt, in your ass, inside your butt, inside butt, inside your ass, inside ass, in butt, in ass, butt, ass

    Question: Come up with the name for a new TV show with the word Spanky in it
    Answer: Better Call Spanky

    Question: A fun trick to play on the Pope
    Answer: stealing the pope mobile, stealing the popemobile, steal the popemobile, steal popemobile, steal the pope mobile, steal pope mobile

    Question: Where do you think the beef really is?
    Answer: In Iraq, iraq

    Question: Something it'd be fun to throw off the Eiffel Tower
    Answer: mimes, mime, a mime

    Question: Write a newspaper headline that will really catch people's attention
    Answer: Earth Explodes

    Question: The worst job title that starts with Assistant
    Answer: proctologist, assistant proctologist, proctalogist, assistant proctalogist

    Question: The last person you'd consider inviting to your birthday party
    Answer: Jesus

    Question: The grossest thing you'd put in your mouth for $18
    Answer: my own penis, my penis

    Question: What John Goodman's belches smell like
    Answer: old Funyons

    Question: The name of a new perfume by Betty White
    Answer: Golden Girl

    Question: The worst name for a robot
    Answer: Chappie

    Question: The first names of each of your nipples
    Answer: Nipsey and Russell, Nipsey Russell, Nipsy and russell, nipsy russell, nipsy & russell, nipsey & russell

    Question: The most embarrassing name for a dog
    Answer: No Balls

    Question: The worst thing you could discover in your burrito
    Answer: ebola

    Question: One thing never to do on a first date
    Answer: die

    Question: Ozzy Osbourne's Twitter password, probably
    Answer: batheads, bathead, bat heads, bat head

    Question: Who let the dogs out?
    Answer: Obama, President Obama

    Question: What do vegans taste like?
    Answer: sadness

    Question: An item NOT found in Taylor Swift's purse
    Answer: mirror, a mirror

    Question: Name a new reggae band made up entirely of chickens
    Answer: UBeak40

    Question: Name a children's book by someone who hates children
    Answer: You're Not Special

    Question: The name of your new plumbing company
    Answer: Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Brothers, Mario Brothers, Super Mario's Plumbing, Super Mario Bros Plumbing, mario bros plumbing, super mario plumbers, super mario bros plumbers, mario bros plumbers

    Question: Make up a word that describes the sound of farting into a bowl of mac & cheese
    Answer: Blart

    Question: A new ice cream flavor that no one would ever order
    Answer: kale

    Question: Name a new movie starring a talking goat who is president of the United States
    Answer: GOTUS

    Question: Something that would not work well as a dip for tortilla chips
    Answer: other tortilla chips, tortilla chips, more tortilla chips, crushed tortilla chips

    Question: If God has a sense of humor, he welcomes people to heaven by saying, "BLANK"
    Answer: we're full, no vacancy, heaven is full, sorry we're full, no room at the inn, sorry no room at the inn, it's full, we're full up, there's no room left

    Question: The name of a clothing store for overweight leprechauns
    Answer: Fatty Patty's

    Question: Something upsetting you could say to the cable guy as he installs your television service
    Answer: you're never leaving, you'll never leave, you'll never leave here, you can't leave now, i'm not letting you leave

    Question: The worst thing that could jump out of a bachelor party cake
    Answer: Betty White

    Question: Come up with a name for a new beer marketed toward babies
    Answer: Milkwaukee's Breast, Milwaukee's Breast, Milkwaukees Breast

    Question: A terrible theme for a high school prom
    Answer: 9/11, September 11, September 11th

    Question: Make up a name for a silent-film porno from the 1920s
    Answer: The Jizz Singer

    Question: Something you should not whisper to your grandmother
    Answer: show me your tits, show me your boobs, show me your breasts

    Question: A terrible name for a 1930s gangster
    Answer: Girly

    Question: Brand name of a bottled water sold in the land of Oz
    Answer: Wicked Water

    Question: A fun thing to yell as a baby is being born
    Answer: thar she blows!, there she blows!, thar she blows, there she blows

    Question: The worst family secret that could come out over Thanksgiving dinner
    Answer: everyone's adopted, everyone is adopted, everybody's adopted, everybody is adopted

    Question: The name of a toilet paper specifically designed for the Queen of England
    Answer: Buckingham Poolace, Buckingham Poo-lace

    Question: Something you'd probably find a lot of in God's refrigerator
    Answer: Miracle Whip

    Question: The worst person to narrate the audiobook of "Fifty Shades of Grey"
    Answer: Gilbert Gottfried, Gilbert Gotfried, Gilbert Godfried, Gilbert Gotfreid, Gilbert Gottfreid, gilbert godfry, gilbert godfrey, gilbert godfreid

    Question: A lawn decoration sure to make the neighbors mad
    Answer: flamingos with boobs, flamingoes with boobs, flamingos with tits, flamingoes with tits, flamingos with breasts, flamingoes with breasts, big-breasted flamingos, big-breasted flamingoes

    Question: The worst thing to say when trying to adopt a pet
    Answer: What does cat taste like?, How does cat taste?, what's cat taste like?, what does a cat taste like?

    Question: A good name for an erotic bakery
    Answer: Do it in the bundt, doin' the bundt, doin the bundt, doing it in the bundt

    Question: People wouldn't respect He-Man as much if, to gain his power, he held up his sword and shouted ____________________
    Answer: I peed my pants, I peed in my pants

    Question: Fun thing to do if locked in the mall overnight
    Answer: pee in the fountain, pee in a fountain, pee in fountains, pee in fountain

    Question: The worst person to receive a sponge bath from
    Answer: Gary Busey

    Question: Pants would be a whole lot better if they "BLANK"
    Answer: didn't exist

    Question: The most awesome Guinness World Record to break
    Answer: biggest penis, biggest dick, largest penis, largest dick, world's biggest penis, world's biggest dick, the world's biggest penis, the world's biggest dick, world's largest penis, world's largest dick, the world's largest penis, the world's largest dick

    Question: A little-known way to get gum out of your hair
    Answer: jizz, cum, sperm

    Question: It's bad to be buried alive. It's worse to be buried alive with "BLANK".
    Answer: Pitbull

    Question: Something that would not work as well as skis
    Answer: dead bodies

    Question: A rejected title for "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" was "The Good, the Bad and the "BLANK""
    Answer: Horny

    Question: A rejected name for a ship in the U.S. Naval Fleet: the USS "BLANK"
    Answer: SS

    Question: What to say to get out of jury duty
    Answer: I'm Batman, I am Batman

    Question: What the Statue of Liberty is hiding beneath that robe
    Answer: a shotgun, a shot gun

    Question: There's only one time that murder is acceptable and that is when "BLANK"
    Answer: you can get away with it, no one is around, no one sees you do it, no one's around, no one sees you do it, no one sees you, nobody sees you, nobody sees you do it, nobody's around, nobody is around

    Question: Take any well-known restaurant and slightly change its name to something inappropriate
    Answer: P.F. Wangs, PF Wangs, P.F. Wang's, PF Wang's

    Question: Little-known fact: The government allows peanut butter to contain up to 10% "BLANK"
    Answer: rat feces, rat poop, rat shit

    Question: A good sign that your house is haunted
    Answer: bleeding walls

    Question: A catchy name for a sperm bank
    Answer: Spank of America

    Question: A bad occupation for a robot to have
    Answer: proctologist, proctalogist, a proctologist

    Question: A sequel to the painting Dogs Playing Poker
    Answer: Dogs Playing Strip Poker

    Question: The Tooth Fairy's other job
    Answer: Fluffer

    Question: Little-known fact: A secret area in the White House is the "BLANK" room
    Answer: mud wrestling, mudwrestling

    Question: An invention by Thomas Edison that never caught on
    Answer: back hair straightener, backhair straightener

    Question: A bad place to skinny-dip
    Answer: volcano

    Question: What time is it?
    Answer: time to shut up, time to shutup

    Question: A birthday present you shouldn't get for your grandmother
    Answer: coffin, a coffin

    Question: A short motto everyone should live by
    Answer: Don't eat yellow snow, dont eat yellow snow, don't eat the yellow snow

    Question: Invent a Christmas tradition sure to catch on
    Answer: naked caroling, nude caroling, naked carols, nude carols, naked carolling, nude carolling

    Question: A bad thing to yell during church
    Answer: that's what she said, thats what she said

    Question: The unsexiest thought you can have
    Answer: my nude mother, my nude mom, nude mom, nude mother

    Question: A good improvement to make to Mt. Rushmore
    Answer: give them breasts, give them boobs

    Question: The best way to start your day
    Answer: covered in puppies, in a pile of puppies, swarmed by puppies, puppy pile, in a puppy pile

    Question: The worst name for a summer camp
    Answer: Camp Gonorrhea, camp gonorhea, camp gonorrea, gonorrhea, gonorhea, gonorrea, camp gonnorrhea, gonnorhea, camp gonarrhea, gonarrhea

    Question: Something that's made worse by adding cheese
    Answer: constipation, being constipated

    Question: Three things are certain in life: Death, Taxes, and "BLANK"
    Answer: boogers

    Question: A faster way to get home from the Land of Oz is to click your heels three times and say "BLANK".
    Answer: I like big butts

    Question: The first commandment in the new religion you started
    Answer: no pants, thou shalt not wear pants, no pants-wearing

    Question: Come up with a name for a rock band made up entirely of baby ducks
    Answer: Waterfoul, water foul

    Question: Something that is currently legal that should be banned
    Answer: kale

    Question: A word that should never follow Beef
    Answer: socks, shoes

    Question: The perfect song to hum on the toilet
    Answer: Push it, Push it real good

    Question: A bad thing to say to a cop as he writes you a speeding ticket
    Answer: Oink, suey

    Question: Something you shouldn't buy off of Craigslist
    Answer: children, kids, a child, a kid

    Question: Take any U.S. president's name and turn it into something inappropriate
    Answer: William Howard Shaft, William H. Shaft, William Shaft, President Shaft

    Question: We can all agree that "BLANK"
    Answer: cats are evil

    Question: The name you would give to a really mopey pig
    Answer: Mess Piggy

    Question: A great name to have on a fake I.D.
    Answer: Cookie Masterson

    Question: What robots dream about
    Answer: being human, becoming human, being real

    Question: What really happened to Amelia Earhart
    Answer: abducted by aliens, taken by aliens, aliens took her, aliens

    Question: How far is too far?
    Answer: Utah

    Question: If at first you don't succeed...
    Answer: go get drunk, get drunk, drink

    Question: Finish this sentence: When I'm rich, my mansion will have a room called The "BLANK" Room.
    Answer: IKEA

    Question: The best
    Answer: Why did you make One Direction?, Why give us One Direction?, Why one direction?

    Question: Something you'd be surprised to see come out of a pimple you pop
    Answer: A tiny person, little person, a little guy, a little person, tiny person, a tiny man, tiny man, minature person, a miniature person

    Question: Today's music needs more "BLANK"
    Answer: cowbell

    Question: A fun trick to play on your doctor
    Answer: replace stethoscope with a snake, replace stethascope with a snake, replace stethoscope with snake, replace stethascope with snake

    Question: A bad place for your rocket ship to crash would be The Planet of the "BLANK"
    Answer: Apes

    Question: A bad campaign slogan for a congressperson
    Answer: Don't vote for me

    Question: The coolest way to die
    Answer: firework factory explosion

    Question: Two people from history that should definitely have sex
    Answer: Abe Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe, Abraham Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe

    Question: The name of an all-male version of Hooters
    Answer: Danglers

    Question: A little-known nickname for New Orleans
    Answer: Tittie town, Titie town, Tit town, Boob City, Boob town, boobie town, boobie city

    Question: The next product for Matthew McConaughey to endorse
    Answer: Depends

    Question: A unique way to escape from prison
    Answer: jet pack, use a jet pack, fly away with a jet pack, use a jet pack to fly away, jetpack, use a jetpack

    Question: The title of a new YouTube cat video that's sure to go viral
    Answer: two cats one cup, 2 cats 1 cup

    Question: A gift nobody would want: The "BLANK" of the Month Club
    Answer: stomach punch

    Question: A just-so-crazy-it's-brilliant business idea to pitch on "Shark Tank"
    Answer: bacon pants

    Question: A terrifying fortune cookie fortune
    Answer: I'm behind you, I'm right behind you, look behind you, don't look behind you

    Question: It would be scary to read on a food package, May contain trace elements of "BLANK".
    Answer: deez nuts, dees nuts, deez nutz, these nuts, these nutz, dees nutz

    Question: What a dog sext message might say
    Answer: want a bone?, wanna bone, want to bone

    Question: Something the devil is afraid of
    Answer: public speaking

    Question: CBS should air a TV show about lawyers who are also "BLANK"
    Answer: dead

    Question: A great thing to yell before jumping out of an airplane
    Answer: Cannonball, cannon ball

    Question: What you hope the Mars Rover finds
    Answer: treasure

    Question: A TMZ headline you really want to see
    Answer: TMZ Files For Bankruptcy, TMZ Files Bankruptcy, TMZ goes bankrupt, TMZ is bankrupt, TMZ bankrupt

    Question: Something that will get you thrown out of a Wendy's
    Answer: Yelling here's the beef, saying here's the beef

    Question: A rejected phrase for one of those Valentine heart candies
    Answer: we all die alone, we die alone, you'll die alone, you will die alone

    Question: Where missing socks go
    Answer: heaven

    Question: The first sign that you're old
    Answer: pants up to your chest, you wear pants up to your chest, wear pants high, high pants, wearing high pants, you're wearing high pants, you're wearing your pants high, you're wearing your pants too high, pants pulled up too high, your pants are too high, your pants are pulled up too high, pants pulled too high, your pants are pulled too high up

    Question: The name of a cocktail for hillbillies
    Answer: Moonshine Manhattan

    Question: Graffiti you might find in a kindergarten
    Answer: naps suck, naps sux

    Question: The worst thing to wear to your court trial
    Answer: blood-splattered clothes, clothes with blood on them, bloody clothes

    Question: A rejected crayon color
    Answer: pee yellow

    Question: An angry review you'd give this game (Quiplash)
    Answer: Not as good as Word Spud, It's not Word Spud, it's no word spud, worse than word spud, its worse than word spud

    Question: Bad advice for new graduates
    Answer: Go to grad school

    Question: The best way to tell if someone is dead
    Answer: Ask them, just ask, ask

    Question: A terrible talent to have for the Miss America Pageant
    Answer: cheese sculpting

    Question: The worst
    Answer: Where should I put my gun?, Where do I put my gun?, do you like my gun?, like my gun?, is this gun okay?, is this gun ok?, is it okay if i have this gun?

    Question: Tomorrow's news headline: Scientists Are Shocked to Discover That "BLANK"
    Answer: Mars is made of meat, Mars is meat

    Question: The worst material with which to make a snowman
    Answer: poop, feces, shit, dung

    Question: A terrible sportscaster catchphrase for when somebody dunks a basketball
    Answer: He made a basket!

    Question: The first thing a pig would say if it could talk
    Answer: we taste really good, i taste good, i taste real good, i taste really good, we taste good, we taste real good, i taste great, we taste great

    Question: A surprising job entry on Abraham Lincoln's resume
    Answer: mime, a mime

    Question: The worst shape for an animal cracker
    Answer: dead possum, dead opossum, roadkill possum

    Question: A weird thing to find in your grandparents' bedside table
    Answer: condom, condoms

    Question: The worst name for a big and tall store
    Answer: Just Tarps

    Question: Something you'd yell to heckle the performing dolphins at Sea World
    Answer: blow my hole, blow this hole

    Question: A new name for kumquats
    Answer: jizzquats, sploogequats, jismquats

    Question: The name of a shampoo for hippies
    Answer: the grateful head, grateful head, the greatful head, greatful head, gratefull head, great full head, the great full head

    Question: The real secret to living to age 100
    Answer: Don't die, do not die

    Question: What really happens if you tear off that mattress tag
    Answer: nothing

    Question: A bad first line for your presidential inauguration speech
    Answer: hail satan

    Question: A fun thing to do with a bowl of pudding
    Answer: put it in your pants, put it in pants, put in pants, pour down pants, pour it down your pants, pour it down pants, pur it in your pants, pour it in pants, pour in your pants

    Question: Another use for cooked spaghetti
    Answer: baby wigs, baby hair, babies wigs, wigs for babies

    Question: A weird physical way to greet someone
    Answer: sniff their crotch

    Question: The worst name for a tanning salon
    Answer: Mel and Noma's, Mel-and-Noma's, Mel and Nomas, mel & nomas, e n nomas

    Question: The worst word that can come before fart
    Answer: Kardashian

    Question: A bad substitute for a toothbrush
    Answer: tampon, a tampon

    Question: A trick you shouldn't teach your dog
    Answer: to drive a car, drive your car, how to drive a car, driving a car, driving, how to drive

    Question: Something you can only do in a Walmart if no one's looking
    Answer: scooter races, scooter racing

    Question: A name for a really cheap hotel
    Answer: No Roof Inn

    Question: The second thing said on the moon
    Answer: Shut up Neil, Shut up Neal

    Question: Why so serious?
    Answer: gas prices

    Question: A tourist attraction in Hell
    Answer: Hitler's house, Hitler's home

    Question: The worst name for a mountain
    Answer: Mount Me, Mt. Me

    Question: A thought that keeps Santa Claus awake at night
    Answer: elf revolt, elf revolution, elf uprising, elf strike

    Question: The best thing about being really dumb
    Answer: entertained by jangling keys, entertained by shaking keys

    Question: Come up with a name for a salad dressing by Lindsay Lohan
    Answer: Frenchy Friday

    Question: What they call pooping in the Land of Oz
    Answer: making munchkins, making amunchkin, making munchkin, make a munchkin, make munchkins, munchkin-making

    Question: A completely wrong way to spell Jennifer Aniston
    Answer: Jennifer Aniston

    Question: The worst way to remove pubic hair
    Answer: duct tape

    Question: You know you're really drunk when...
    Answer: dubstep sounds good

    Question: The best way to defeat terrorism is...
    Answer: with a hug

    Question: An animal Noah shouldn't have saved
    Answer: mosquitoes, mosquito, mosquitos

    Question: The biggest secret the government keeps
    Answer: Abraham Lincoln is alive, Abraham Lincoln lives, lincoln is alive, lincoln lives, abe lincoln is alive, abe lincoln lives, abe lincoln's alive, abraham lincoln's alive, lincoln's alive, lincoln's still alive

    Question: The password to the secret, high-society sex club down the street
    Answer: password

    Question: Another use for gravy
    Answer: moisturizer, lotion

    Question: The worst name for a rap artist
    Answer: Eminem

    Question: An angry internet comment on a pet store's website
    Answer: fuck your hamsters, screw your hamsters

    Question: A rejected shape for Marshmallow Peeps
    Answer: Liam Neeson

    Question: Something that should never be homemade
    Answer: breast implants, fake boobs, fake breasts, boob implants

    Question: The worst name for a funeral home
    Answer: Coffins R Us, Coffins Are Us

    Question: What Chewbacca has really been yelling all these years
    Answer: I love you Han!, I love you han solo!, I love han!, i love han solo!

    Question: An item on every pervert's grocery list
    Answer: mayo, mayonnaise

    Question: The worst car feature that ends with holder
    Answer: soup, stew, soup holder, stew holder

    Question: A Tweet from a caveman
    Answer: mammoth good, mammoth taste good, mammoth is good, mammoth tastes good

    Question: Knock, knock! Who's there? "BLANK"
    Answer: Fuck you

    Question: A great nickname for your armpit hair
    Answer: Black Beauty

    Question: Pick any city name and make it sound dirty
    Answer: Boobapest, Boob-apest

    Question: What you want your gravestone to read
    Answer: YOLO

    Question: A slogan to get everyone excited about corn
    Answer: shuck yourself

    Question: It never ends well when you mix "BLANK" and "BLANK"
    Answer: firearms monkeys, guns monkeys, monkeys firearms, monkeys guns, firearms and monkeys, guns and monkeys, monkeys and firearms, monkeys and guns

    Question: The best reason to go to Australia
    Answer: meet Crocodile Dundee

    Question: The beauty pageant no one wants to see: Miss "BLANK"
    Answer: canker sore, chancre sore, canchre sore

    Question: The perfect meal would be a "BLANK" stuffed in a "BLANK" stuffed in a "BLANK"
    Answer: steak lobster pig, lobster steak pig, steak pig lobster, lobster pig steak, pig lobster steak, pig steak lobster

    Question: What's black and white and red all over?
    Answer: panda tampon, panda tampons

    Question: A little-known fact about the Jolly Green Giant
    Answer: three nipples, he has three nipples, has three nipples, 3 nipples, he has 3 nipples, has 3 nipples, extra nipple, has extra nipple, has an extra nipple, he has an extra nipple, third nipple, a third nipple, has a third nipple, he has a third nipple

    Question: The worst thing to find growing on your neck
    Answer: a second head, another head, second head, extra head, an extra head, a head, a different head

    Question: USA! USA! America is still number one in...
    Answer: fat people, fatties, obese people

    Question: A good name for an elderly nudist colony
    Answer: hanging gardens

    Question: You should never "BLANK" and "BLANK" at the same time
    Answer: eat poop, eat shit, poop eat, shit eat, eat and poop, eat and shit, poop and eat, poop and shit, crap eat, eat crap, eat and crap, crap and eat

    Question: What is a tree thinking all day?
    Answer: I've got wood

    Question: What you call a baby sasquatch
    Answer: sascute

    Question: A good name for a sex robot
    Answer: Mother

    Question: A bad reason to call 911
    Answer: out of tacos, you're out of tacos, i'm out of tacos, need tacos, i need tacos, you need tacos, you need some tacos, i need some tacos, need some tacos

    Question: Name the next big sexually transmitted disease
    Answer: scrotum termites

    Question: The worst thing about Canada
    Answer: canadian bacon

    Question: A strange thing to keep as a pet
    Answer: husband, husbands, a husband

    Question: What kittens would say if they could talk
    Answer: murder

    Question: A sign you probably shouldn't put up in your yard
    Answer: rob me

    Question: What dogs think when they see people naked
    Answer: Only two nipples?, just two nipples, only 2 nipples, just 2 nipples, so few nipples

    Question: The sound a tree actually makes when it falls and no one is around to hear it
    Answer: Fart!, fart

    Question: The grossest thing you could find at the bottom of a swimming pool
    Answer: bucket of diarrhea, a bucket of diarrhea, bucket of diarhea, bucket of diarrea, a bucket of diarhea, a bucket of diarrea

    Question: What happens to circumcision skin
    Answer: gets made into sweaters, gets made into a sweater, made into sweaters, made into a sweater

    Question: The worst name for an SUV
    Answer: the guzzler, guzler, gmc guzzler, chevy guzzler, ford guzzler

    Question: A good use for toenail clippings
    Answer: salad topping

    Question: The title of the most boring porno ever
    Answer: Girls of the IRS, IRS girls, IRS gone wild

    Question: Something you shouldn't stuff with cheese
    Answer: dead grandparent, dead grandfather, dead grandmother, a dead grandparent, a dead grandfather, a dead grandmother, your dead grandparent, your dead grandfather, your dead grandmother

    Question: Something Godzilla does when he's drunk
    Answer: calls Mothra, drunk dials Mothra, Mothra booty call, makes a Mothra booty call, booty calls Mothra

    Question: Trash talk you would hear at a chess meet
    Answer: suck my rook

    Question: A kinky weird thing that does NOT happen in 50 Shades of Grey (as far as you know)
    Answer: man diaper, adult diaper

    Question: The best part about being Donald Trump
    Answer: immortal, live forever, can't be killed, will live forever, being immortal, immortality, the immortality

    Question: Tip: Never eat at a place called Kentucky Fried "BLANK"
    Answer: testicles, gonads, balls, nuts

    Question: Something overheard at the Last Supper
    Answer: whose got cash, whose paying with cash, i lost my wallet, i don't have my wallet, who's got cash, who's paying with cash, can somebody spot me some cash

    Question: The name of a species of dinosaur you wouldn't want to meet
    Answer: Kardashiasaurus, Kardashiansaurus

    Question: The worst way to fly: "BLANK" Airlines
    Answer: Incontinental

    Question: So... what was that movie "Birdman" about anyway?
    Answer: no idea, i have no idea

    Question: Little-known fact: Over the course of a lifetime, an average person accidentally eats ten "BLANK"
    Answer: people

    Question: A great pet name for a parasitic worm that lives in your ear
    Answer: Wiggly, Wigley

    Question: A prank the Supreme Court Justices probably play on each other
    Answer: go commando, going commando, nude under robe, going nude under robe, nude under their robe, nude under their robes, going nude under their robes, going nude under their robe, going pantsless, pantsless, pantsless under robe, pantsless under robes, going pantless under their robes, going pantsless under their robe, no pants, no pants under robe, no pants under robes, no pants under their robes, no pants under robes

    Question: A crazy thing to find during a colonoscopy
    Answer: carrots, carrot

    Question: A word that should be in the dictionary but isn't
    Answer: dingleberry

    Question: Advice: Never stick your tongue into "BLANK"
    Answer: your own butt, your own ass, your butt, your ass

    Question: The perfect name for a second head that sprouts on your shoulder
    Answer: Me 2, Me too, me ii, me too

    Question: Something a weatherman might yell if he completely snapped during the weather forecast
    Answer: we're all going to die, we're all gonna die

    Question: The worst advice a doctor could give
    Answer: keep picking at it, keep picking it, pick at it harder, pick it harder

    Question: Life hack! Lower your heating bills by...
    Answer: burning furniture, burning your furniture

    Question: The worst thing that could crawl out of your toilet
    Answer: snake, python, cobra

    Question: No one would guess this is where the treasure is buried
    Answer: under the bank, under a bank

    Question: What your dog thinks when he sees you naked
    Answer: I'd hit that, I'd hump that, I'd hump him, I'd hump her, I'd fuck that, I'd fuck him, I'd fuck her

    Question: How Garfield the cartoon cat will eventually die
    Answer: cancer

    Question: The worst pizza is "BLANK"-style pizza
    Answer: New York

    Question: What to do when your parachute fails
    Answer: fall up

    Question: Sleepwalking can be a problem but it's not as bad as sleep"BLANK"
    Answer: moonwalking, sleep moonwalking

    Question: A good name for a dog country singer
    Answer: Collie Parton

    Question: Little-known fact: the fourth Wise Man gave baby Jesus the worst gift of all: "BLANK"
    Answer: shamwow, a sham-wow, a shamwow, sham-wow, a sham wow, sham wow

    Question: A theme for a desk calendar that wouldn't sell very well
    Answer: Dead Puppies

    Question: A good name for a restaurant that serves animals with the faces still on them
    Answer: Face Your Food

    Question: This just in! A "BLANK" has won the election and will become the new governor of Texas.
    Answer: Chicken Fried Steak, chicken-fried steak, country fried steak, country-fried steak

    Question: The worst Halloween costume for a young child
    Answer: Kim Jong-Un, Kim Jong Un, kim jung il, kim jung-il, kim jong-il, kim jong il, kim jung un, kim jung-un

    Question: A lesser-known ingredient in most microwave pizza pockets
    Answer: Salmonella

    Question: A better name for the Washington Monument
    Answer: The National Schlong, National Schlong, national shlong, the national shlong

    Question: A terrible food truck would be one that goes around selling only "BLANK"
    Answer: rocky mountain oysters

    Question: The worst thing to overhear during your surgery
    Answer: I'm so drunk, I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm so wasted

    Question: A better name for dandruff
    Answer: scalp frosting

    Question: The liquid that would make for the worst salad dressing
    Answer: Motor oil

    Question: Paul Bunyan's replacement for Babe The Blue Ox when he dies
    Answer: Gary The Green Porcupine

    Question: Make up a word that means "to make up a word"
    Answer: Dictomate

    Question: The name of Jesus' 13th apostle
    Answer: Ringo

    Question: Something you don't want to find in your Christmas stocking
    Answer: a human hand, human hand, a hand

    Question: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney's rap duo name
    Answer: GOPP, G.O.P.P.

    Question: The most bitching thing you can airbrush on your van
    Answer: Lincoln on a phoenix, lincoln riding a phoenix

    Question: Something you probably shouldn't bring on a trip across the Sahara desert
    Answer: space heater

    Question: Something you'd love to smash with a wrecking ball
    Answer: Miley Cyrus

    Question: Life would be so much better if we all lived in "BLANK"
    Answer: Snow globe, a snow globe, snow globes

    Question: What deer would use for bait if they hunted hunters
    Answer: porno, porn, pornography

    Question: The best name for an obese rapper
    Answer: Fat Shady, The Real Fat Shady

    Question: If animals took over, an exhibit you'd see at the human zoo
    Answer: Hipsters, the hipster exhibit, hipster exhibit

    Question: A magazine that should never have a nude centerfold
    Answer: Forbes

    Question: Make up a word for the watery substances that come out of a ketchup bottle when you first squeeze it
    Answer: preketchup, pre-ketchup

    Question: A better name for the game Duck Duck Goose
    Answer: Punch Punch Cry

    Question: The worst children's board game would be "BLANK", "BLANK" Hippos
    Answer: horny, horny horny, horny horny hippos

    Question: The world's most boring video game
    Answer: Quiplash, this one, this game, this video game, the one we're playing, this game right here

    Question: The difference between Grade A beef and Grade B beef
    Answer: fewer maggots, less maggots, not as many maggots

    Question: Jesus's REAL last words
    Answer: ouch

    Question: On your wedding night, it would be horrible to find out that the person you married is "BLANK"
    Answer: vegetarian

    Question: A name for a brand of designer adult diapers
    Answer: Abercrombie and Shits

    Question: The name of a font nobody would ever use
    Answer: Comic sans

    Question: Something you shouldn't get your significant other for Valentine's Day
    Answer: a scale, scale

    Question: The name of a toilet paper specifically designed for the Queen of England
    Answer: Buckingham Poolace, Buckingham Poo-lace

    Question: A good sign that your house is haunted
    Answer: bleeding walls

    Question: The first sign that you're old
    Answer: pants up to your chest, you wear pants up to your chest, wear pants high, high pants, wearing high pants, you're wearing high pants, you're wearing your pants high, you're wearing your pants too high, pants pulled up too high, your pants are too high, your pants are pulled up too high, pants pulled too high, your pants are pulled too high up

    Question: A sign you probably shouldn't put up in your yard
    Answer: rob me

    Guide not helping? View 3 more guides for this achievement.

    Showing most recent comments. View all comments.
    Tecstar70If you are answering the questions as listed but the achievement is not popping then check the setting for the Family-Friendly Filter in the settings on the main menu page. If it is switched On then switch it Off and the first "good" question/answer should pop the achievement as soon as the answers for that particular question are scored. This drove me nuts for ages!
    Posted by Tecstar70 on 11 Apr 16 at 15:57
    BigWiIIieStyIeTecstar70 thanks was on my third game and wasn't popping glad you left a comment about the filter.
    Posted by BigWiIIieStyIe on 07 Dec 18 at 02:33
    Lord Betus^^ same with the filter. Great shout. And incredible guide
    Posted by Lord Betus on 01 Feb 20 at 03:22
  • Have you got any tips or tricks to unlock this achievement?
    Add a guide to share them with the community.

    Sign in and add a guide
  • cshabocshabo352,415
    04 Feb 2016 24 Mar 2016
    5 0 0
    this is just a add-on to the other solution, press ctrl f and type in your question and the question will pop up
  • yotsubaaayotsubaaa25,710
    14 Oct 2017 16 Nov 2017
    3 0 2
    So I was looking through the game's files and found a load of secrets that aren't in this list.
    If there are any duplicates, let me know and I'll remove them smile

    Question: A great brand name for extra-extra-large condoms
    Answer: Tarzan

    Question: What the genitalia on a Tofurky is called
    Answer: tofenis

    Question: You shouldn't get a massage at a place called (blank)
    Answer: Massage in a bottle

    Question: The least romantic place to propose marriage
    Answer: bathroom

    Question: You wouldn't want to share a prison cell with someone named (blank)
    Answer: Whoopi Goldberg

    Question: Superman's special power that he never tells anyone about
    Answer: super calligraphy, supercalligraphy, super handwriting, super penmanship, super hand writing, super writer, super writing

    Question: The worst excuse for showing up late to work
    Answer: abducted by aliens, alien abduction, kidnapped by aliens, alien kidnapping, adduced by aliens, alien adduction

    Question: The worst thing to find stuck in your teeth
    Answer: human flesh

    Question: A better name for France
    Answer: Rudeland, Rude Land

    Question: What aliens do with you after the anal probe
    Answer: smoke a cigarette, smoke, have a cigarette, smoke cigarettes, have cigarettes

    Question: What makes hot dogs taste so good?
    Answer: raccoon meat, the raccoon meat, racoon meat, the racoon meat, coon meat, the coon meat, coons, raccoons

    Question: What do kittens dream of?
    Answer: the day they catch the laser, catching the laser, catching that red laser, catching that laser, the day that catch that laser, the day they catch a laser, catching a laser

    Question: A more environment-friendly alternative to toilet paper
    Answer: squirrels, squirrel

    Question: What tattoo should Justin Bieber get next?
    Answer: satan, the devil, luficer

    Question: Come up with a three-word sequel to the book Eat, Pray, Love
    Answer: eat eat eat

    Question: The worst name for a race horse
    Answer: elmer's, elmers, elmer's glue, glue
    Showing both comments.
    Nepgear64DLC Schmitty Triggers:

    Question: What is the Loch Ness Monster, really?
    Answer: dinosaur, a dinosaur

    Question: What should we do with all of that plastic that won't disintegrate?
    Answer: eat it

    Question: Forget coffee. Don't talk to me until I've had my (blank)
    Answer: revenge

    Question: The name of a new, terrifying species of spider
    Answer: anus spiders, butthole spiders, asshole spiders, butt spiders, anal spiders, anus spider, butthole spider, asshole spider, butt spider, anal spider, ass spider, ass spiders

    Question: Dodgeball would be an even better sport if (BLANK) were allowed
    Answer: being nude, nudity, nudeness, nakedness, being naked

    Question: The name of a fast food restaurant in the Stone Age
    Answer: Woolly McMammoths, McMammoths, wooly mcmammoths

    Question: What is the Abraham Lincoln statue thinking while he's sitting there in the Lincoln Memorial?
    Answer: fuck Thomas Jefferson, screw Jefferson, screw thomas jefferson, fuck jefferson, i hate jefferson, i hate thomas jefferson

    Question: Don't blame me, I voted for (blank)
    Answer: Kodos

    Question: The last thing you'd want to find in your air ducts
    Answer: John McClane, Bruce Willis

    Question: The worst way to unclog a toilet
    Answer: more poop, keep pooping, add more poop, more shit, put more poop in there, put more shit in there, keep shitting, keep adding poop, keeep adding shit

    Question: In the future, moviegoers will flock to see: Jurassic Park 10: (BLANK)
    Answer: asteroid

    Question: A weird thing for someone to frame and hang on the wall
    Answer: placenta, their placenta, her placenta

    Question: You know you're famous when...
    Answer: you're dating Taylor Swift, dating Taylor Swift

    Question: What a frog would say to his psychiatrist
    Answer: I'm afraid to croak, afraid to croak, afraid I might croak, I"m afraid I might croak

    Question: Where Charlie Brown winds up at age 45
    Answer: Prison

    Question: Why ducks really fly south in the winter
    Answer: Spring break

    Question: America's energy crisis would be over if we made cars that ran on (BLANK)
    Answer: farts

    Question: It's incredibly rude to (BLANK) with your mouth open
    Answer: vomit, throw up, hurl

    And that's all the DLC Triggers!
    Special note: Keeep adding shit is the actual spelling in the trigger it's a dev typo XD
    Posted by Nepgear64 on 02 Jan 19 at 04:07
    NICKYG2X3Ps - You can use the "find" button on firefox to search key words from this long list -


    ps dont answer the same secret answer on another firefox account - as you will get jynx and not get the response
    Posted by NICKYG2X3 on 23 Aug 19 at 00:19
There is 1 other guide for this achievement
Do you have a question about this achievement? Please post it in the The Jackbox Party Pack 2 Forum

Related Achievements and Trophies