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That's all we could afford achievement in Her Majesty's SPIFFING

That's all we could afford

Complete Her Majesty's SPIFFING: The Empire Staggers Back

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  • Maka91Maka91
    04 Jan 2017 20 Jan 2017 20 Jan 2017
    For a 100% full game walkthrough, please refer to the follow video and text guide:
    Notes:
    - This can be done in 1 playthrough but will require some simple save manipulation.
    - The game can be completed in under an hour following a guide and it's a pretty straightforward point and click adventure.
    - Most achievements take place only in certain sections of the game, although they can often be done in different orders.

    [1:30] - Talk to Jones, and examine him multiple times before exiting your chair to unlock Every Breath You Take.
    [2:43] - Exit the chair to unlock One Small Step.
    [2:50] - Go behind the chair, interact with it, grab the item on the back, find the item in your inventory, examine it and take the paperclip off to unlock Don't show me this tip again.
    [3:27] - Exit the door and examine the Gravity Switch to unlock The Gravity Simulation Switch.
    [3:50] - Enter the Sitting Room, interact with the computer and take the floppy disc. Grab the game controller in front of the TV. Continue to the kitchen and talk to the robot GERTEA several times to unlock Bring me my detonators.
    [5:32] - Grab Aled’s and English’s Mugs. Equip each cup and use them to interact with GERTEA to fill them. Grab the dish soap off the kitchen counter. Go into the fridge, and grab the cheese. Use the inventory and combine the dish soap with each cup. You’ll be unsuccessful but will unlock Inconceivable.
    [7:35] - Return to the cockpit and sit down.

    MAKE A MANUAL SAVE

    [8:15] - Equip English’s Mug and give it to Aled to unlock Sharing is caring.

    LOAD MANUAL SAVE

    [9:06] - Give Aled the proper mug and commence the flight section. After the fuel cell opens, a container will appear from the right of the screen. Use the thruster to accelerate into it to unlock Call Autoglass!.
    [11:25] - Enter the bedroom (from sitting room). Interact with the locker and pick up the batteries. Combine the game controller and the batteries. Walk on the soccer field on the floor to unlock Leg Breaker. Pick up the rubber glove from the sink. Go to cockpit, sit down, and give Aled the controller.
    [13:19] - Go to the sitting room, and go to the computer. Examine the floppy disc and unlock it. Then put it in the floppy disc drive and interact with the computer. After it completes, take out the floppy disc, examine it and lock it to gain the One can never be too careful achievement.
    [15:48] - Go to the cockpit seat. Equip and use your coffee cup on Jones to unlock I can’t believe you’ve done this. Give him the disc. Go to the hall, and open the hatch.

    MAKE A MANUAL SAVE

    [17:35] - Use the dish soap on the hatch, and then use the hatch unlocking What a thrill.

    LOAD MANUAL SAVE

    [18:08] - Go to the sitting room and use the treadmill to unlock Cardio, Bruh. Go through the hatch, enter the airlock and use the rubber glove on the air compressor. Use the air compressor. Pick up the glove.
    [19:56] - Down the stairs, enter the lab. Interact with the typewriter to create a save and unlock Master of Unlocking Achievements.
    [20:35] - Interact with the box to get 1 of 2 reactions. Leave the room, and go back in to interact with the box again. Once you get both outcomes (it’s random), you’ll unlock While simultaneously locked.
    [21:42] - Continue down the hall and enter engineering. Go down the ladder and pick up the screwdriver. Use the glove on the electrified fence. Interact with the panel, then go to the sitting room and talk to Aled.

    MAKE A MANUAL SAVE

    [23:50] - Go to the bedroom, and use the screwdriver on the big red locker to unlock She’s behind You.

    LOAD MANUAL SAVE

    [24:55] - Give the screwdriver to Aled. He'll build a rover to explore with. Find the camp and unlock Premium Engineering.
    [26:40] - Once you land, find 4 (of 6) rocks and find the binoculars in the chest, tald to Aled and release the ladder. Climb down the ladder.
    [28:40] - Walk left at the bottom of the ladder to find the Statue of Liberty and unlock Damn you all!.
    [29:02] - Walk forward and find the remaining 2 rocks to unlock Geology +1. Interact with the bush to find the trovel. Talk to the French. Once the dialogue options appear, choose [I]By The Power of Greyskull[/I] and you'll unlock Cringer.
    [30:40] - Go to the rover and interact with it to pick up a rock. Head back to the ship.
    [31:55] - Go upstairs, go to the sitting room, then the bedroom. Go to the back and use the trovel on the cat's litter box. Find the Metal Detector. Use the metal detector on the couch in the sitting room to find the purse.
    [33:42] - Go to the lab, take the vinyl off the record player, flip it, and put it back on. Get on the bike, and power the record player to put the frogs to sleep to unlock Lullabies to paralyze.
    [34:45] - Equip the purse, use a coin to operate the frog machine and purposely miss a frog on your first try to unlock Nailed It. Pick up a frog. Combine the frog with the cheese. Exit the airlock and talk to the French guys.
    [37:45] - Select the frog and interact with the French guys, they will kill it. Talk to Aled and ask him for another frog and another piece of cheese to unlock Cheese sir, I want some more.
    [38:30] - Present the cheese to the French guys. They'll shoot holes in the cheese. Combine the holed cheese with the frog. Present this to the French.
    [39:55] - Go into the ship. equip the rock and throw it at the button. Equip washy soap and put it inside the washing machine to unlock Bubbles! Pick up the rock and throw it at the button again. Pick up the rock and put it in the washing machine to break it.
    [41:08] - Interact with the flag and complete the game to unlock That's all we could afford.

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    Iron Man TStarkAwesome job man - thanks
    Posted by Iron Man TStark on 11 Jun 17 at 17:50
    PuritanSoulFantastic guide! Well done for talking solid for 45 minutes!!
    Posted by PuritanSoul on 22 Jun 17 at 22:55
    FREEWINGRADICALBrilliant guide. Thanks.
    Posted by FREEWINGRADICAL on 13 May 18 at 16:33
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