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I Am Bread

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Raconteur in I Am Bread

Raconteur1,365 (90)

A++ all Story levels.

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Noodles Jr
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Noodles Jr
Achievement won on 18 Feb 18
TA Score for this game: 10,445
Posted on 27 February 18 at 05:15
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This achievement is not nearly as hard as the ratio might make you think. For each level, I will be writing out a brief text guide which will cover any optional or alternate techniques not shown in the accompanying A++ run video. If the level has additional achievements tied to it, a second video guide will be posted, showing how to achieve those. I will also be giving the level a difficulty rating out of 5, based on personal experience with the level. For the sake of understanding the difficulties, the easiest Story Mode level will be defaulted to a 1, and the hardest will be defaulted to a 5. Everything else will be based around those

A few times in the text parts of this guide, you'll see me mentioning "SIFing". SIF stands for "Small Item Flying". Basically, when you are holding a small object with the bread, you can launch yourself incredibly far and with a surprising amount of control midair. I utilize the absolute hell out of this during my runs, and you should to, as it removes an incredible amount of stress regarding Time and Edibility, which are the only two factors in A++ runs.

Level 1: Kitchen - Difficulty: 1/5

Upon spawning, destroy either the ceramic butter lid or jam jar, and use a shard of either glass or ceramic to SIF to the counter. Be careful to avoid hitting the ants that are surrounding the ham. Follow this up with a SIF launch to the stove and turn on the burner, by gripping the knob and turning it, or nudging it. Sit on the burner until you reach 100% toasted, then flip quickly. Don't wait to flip, as going too far above 100% will damage your edibility, and you want to finish with 100% edibility. Upon reaching 100% toasted on the other side, quickly click in cn_LSc and cn_RSc together to end the level.

Level 2: Lounge - Difficulty: 2/5

This level is easier than it lets off in the video, simply because my initial SIF launch wasn't too great. I'd recommend trying to launch onto the brown chair, then onto the heater, but it is possible to make it all the way to the heater with one launch. From there, hit the button on the side of the heater, and then lower yourself over the other side of the heater onto the grate. Make sure your grip is full before you head down onto the grate, as the toasting process will use up most of the grip, but there is enough grip to toast both sides without needing to worry about losing grip and falling.

Level 3: Bedroom - Difficulty: 5/5

In my opinion, this is the hardest level in Story Mode, which is simply because I find the iron to be a bit finicky. You may get it on your first try, who knows. This level requires you to work your way around the room. Destroy the bowl next to you and SIF your way over to the windowsill, then the dresser. From here, climb up the wall to the shelf, then up to the higher shelf. Destroy the jar and grab a piece of glass. In the video, I coated myself in jam, though this isn't necessary, I was just testing something. Using the glass, SIF over to the ironing board. You're going to need to use the iron to toast yourself, which is quite awkward to do. If the heat is too concentrated to one region of the toast, you will get burnt and lose edibility. I found the best way to prevent this, was to lay horizontally in front of the iron, and do NOT grip the iron. Once at 100% fling off the iron and onto the board. Then flip around and toast the other side.

Level 4: Bathroom - Difficulty: 4/5

This level isn't super difficult, it's just that the heater is a bit awkward to get started. From the spawn, climb out of the cupboard and up the cupboard door. Hop down onto the window sill and destroy any one of the many destructible objects. Grab a shard and SIF over the toilet and onto the table. I overshot a bit in the video but saved it. Then, launch yourself over to the far table on the opposite end of the bathtub. Here, you want to click the button on the hairdryer, which will be a small trigger on the side of the hairdryer furthest from the bathtub. From this spot, launch onto the heater and work your way over to the far side. You're going to need to work your way down and rotate the knob as much as possible. The easiest way to do this is to hop onto the baseboard trim, then reach out and grab the knob, then swing around. Once the red light turns on, you're set. Climb onto the top of the heater and toast yourself to completion.

Level 5: Garage - Difficulty: 3/5

Start by grabbing one of the many available shards surrounding you, and make your way up the inside of the trash bin. Launch over to the large stack of cardboard boxes in the middle of the room. From here, you can either SIF launch directly over to the lawnmower, and then climb the wall up to the ignition button, or you can SIF over onto the workbench, and then SIF over to the ignition button. That button is located at the top of the lawnmower handle, and be sure to grab the handle once you click the button. The lawnmower will zoom across the room. When it stops, hop down onto the lawnmower engine, and use it to toast yourself.

Level 6: Garden - Difficulty: 2/5

Personally, my favorite level to play. Start off by launching down onto the lower horizontal wood beam of the fence. Work your way leftward, all the way to the shed. Climb up the shed and head over to the toolbox. This part is a bit tricky, but trust me when I say it's a HUGE payoff once you get the set up. You want to hop into the toolbox and grab a nail. Do not grab the screwdriver, as it is too heavy to use for this. Once you have the nail, position yourself near the edge of the shed, and then launch yourself in the direction towards the car. The launch will be good enough to launch you all the way to the grill on the complete opposite side of the driveway. Aim for the shelf above the grill. If you don't think you're gonna make it, feel free to land on the car or the table, and launch again. Once you get to the shelf, grab a match and light it by touching it against the matchbox, then hop down onto the grill. Let go of the match, then toast yourself.

Level 7: Petrol Station - Difficulty: 3/5

This level is pretty straight forward, but lighting the tank at the end can be a bit tricky. To start off, grab the fork in the garbage truck where you spawn, and SIF over to the shelves on the right, along the side of the store. From here, climb up the wall to the top shelf where the box of lighters is. Grab a lighter and SIF over to the propane tank that is lying on the ground. Here, smack the lighter against the knob at the top of the tank, to cause the tank to ignite. Be careful through, as the tank can roll and flop you onto the ground. After a few seconds, a cutscene will start and you will be toasted to perfection. Perfecting this level will unlock you the achievement.
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