Waste of Space

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Waste of Space

NERD! achievement in Goat Simulator


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How to unlock the NERD! achievement

  • Stuffyjimi18Stuffyjimi18593,588
    23 Mar 2017 23 Mar 2017 22 Apr 2017
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    You need to have collected $25,000 before you can get all these trophies and follow me through teleporters.
    You will need $40,000 if you haven't got the paraglider mutator, to unlock the Test Chamber for collectible 30.
    Collecting all the trophies but this one will net you over 40k easy.
    You have to collect 30 trophies, doesn't have to be in one sitting though.
    All Collectibles in order as i got them below:
    1 - In the Crowd Kicker Room
    2 - Launch Pad elevator next to spawn, at the top to the left
    3 - outside from lauch pad underneath
    4 - take a right and you'll find a platform with several boxes. Jump up for a hidden trophy
    5 - On top of a building left of the quarry
    6 - In a container at the quarry
    7 - On a cliff just east of the crowd kicking building
    8 - On a semicircle in the ground next to the test chamber
    9 - Open the hatch with something very toxic: nuclear waste
    10 - Under a tube with three jedi's with lightsabers
    11 - In the research dome on a pillar in the valley
    12 - Under the bridge of the opposite exit of the research dome
    13 - on a large pipe just before the librar-e
    14 - On the Librar-e balcony next to Bonnie's Bed and Beyond
    15 - this is to the left of Bonnie's Bed and Beyond on the ground
    16 - Through portal in Bonnie's Beds and Beyond near the hay bales in a pen
    17 - Behind the tall silo up high on a small pipe either climb ladder or jump out into space to take you up
    18 - Out through the portal under a asteroid, hit or lick it out of the way
    19 - Follow the building until you see a billboard 'Aries' climb to top
    20 - At the top of the Sanctum area with imprisoned civilians
    21 - Under the half pipe in the academy
    22 - On top of the academy's highest building
    23 - In the museum, go to the main platform. Look left for a sewer. jump in water and you'll see arches it's the 2nd from the right
    24 - In the museum in the Origin of Spaceflight jump on red button, then knock boulder into the planets
    25 - In the Badehaus Tardis area at the top of the diving board(you'll need to do open this portal again if you restart)
    26 - To the right of the Storage Door in the carrier after disabling the gravity
    27 - Above Aries sign in the opposite corner using the anti-gravity again
    28 - In the storage room, at the end behind the servers in a vent
    29 - In the bathrooms of the living quarters
    30 - Is at the top of the test chamber, **EITHER COMPLETE THE TEST CHAMBER** using the video below or fly to the top i used the paraglider mutator(sky goat mutator)
    (You will need $40,000 to unlock the Test chamber)
    ************IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE MUTATOR**************

    ************IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE MUTATOR***************
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    Hexa FoxI spent hours trying to unlock the Sky Goat or Anti-Gravity Goat to get this. I cannot get either of them in my game. I used the Drill Copter to get up there, then used Flappy Goat to avoid the door, and when I got inside used the Tank Goat so it could not blow me back out. Fucking dumbest shit ever.
    Posted by Hexa Fox on 08 Apr 17 at 08:45
    Hexa FoxIt looks like they changed the name of it or something. At least according to the Wikipedia page that might not be accurate. This is a good guide, you should have just emphasized that you can easily get that last trophy after completing Test Chambers. I was under the impression that I had to go out of my way to do something else if I could not find a way in.
    Posted by Hexa Fox on 11 Apr 17 at 02:13
    Stuffyjimi18Okay thanks Hexa Fox, I've put caps in on it with stars either side but not sure how else to emphasise it.
    Posted by Stuffyjimi18 on 11 Apr 17 at 07:56
    I ASK NO ONEThe Xbox 360 version sooo much more frustrating than the Xbox One version. There is a loading screen every time u go into a transporter or enter another area that doesn't always load. It freezes the game that cause u to shut down the console and start over from the dashboard. Very very annoying chasing the turdis. Thanks for the guides on the cheevs.
    Posted by I ASK NO ONE on 15 Apr 17 at 15:52
    Mr Grenedagreat guide, helps a lot
    Posted by Mr Greneda on 07 Oct 17 at 22:31
    TheOnlyMattofor anyone who went through the test chamber:

    immediately after you will have a lift in front of you, go in it, ride it to the top and grab the collectible to the right of the door. Thumbs up on guide.
    Posted by TheOnlyMatto on 25 Dec 20 at 04:33
    PrimeBigTimeIf you click restart do you have to get all the collectibles again?
    Posted by PrimeBigTime on 07 Feb at 02:35
    NastyMastaDaddy@primebigtime no you dont
    Posted by NastyMastaDaddy on 08 Feb at 13:48
    PrimeBigTimeFinally figured it out and got everything. Thanks for the quick response though!
    Posted by PrimeBigTime on 08 Feb at 17:52
    NastyMastaDaddynp :)
    Posted by NastyMastaDaddy on 08 Feb at 18:10
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