Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator achievements

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

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Learn The Meaning of Life in Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

Learn The Meaning of Life130 (100)

Complete the Insulting Tournament.

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Achievement Guide for Learn The Meaning of Life

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Achievement won on 09 Aug 17
TA Score for this game: 1,751
Posted on 09 August 17 at 16:23, Edited on 10 August 17 at 19:40
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select you vs CPU, then scroll down to Tournament mode. For this achievement, you need to make it through all 5 scenarios. Losing a fight has no consequence, as you can simply press retry afterwards. If you see you are going to lose the current dispute and don't feel like wasting time going through it all, simply press Withdraw, and Of course! At the main menu, go to tournament again and press on the character you were using to resume that fight, from the beginning of that scenario.

The first 4 fights are relatively easy. Try and attack characters based on their weaknesses to make it go faster.

A list of those weaknesses:

Sir Knight
Anything to do with modern times
-Never watched Star Wars
-Still use/uses Windows Vista
-Don't/Doesn't own a colour telly
-Have/Has only local multiplayer
-Can be found in Pokemon GO
-Play/Plays hidden object games
and anything of the likes.

Mr j. Shufflebottom
His weakness is anything to do with style
-Your hat
-Wear/Wears second-hand clothes
-Put/Puts on granny's clothing
-A cheap suit
-Homeless man's socks
-Have worse hair than
-Can't Tie a Tie
-Your sense of style
and anything of the likes.

Nigel H.
Anything to do with weight and appearance
-Your face
-Is/Are getting fat
-Is/Are dull and ugly
-Will always be alone
-Can't exercise because of
-A grunting sow
-An English Pig Dog in
-Always Be Alone
And anything of the likes.

Mrs. Maggie
Anything about her age
-Is/Are old
-Is/Are deceased
-Is/Are stone dead
-Is/Are no more
-Will soon kick the bucket
-Tell/Tells dirty jokes at funerals
And anything of the likes

Anything to do with countries and communism
-Your country
-Is/Are not a part of Europe
-The communists
-You commoner!
-Born In
-Uneducated Nincompoop
And anything of the likes

Anything to do with money/wealth
-Is worthless
-Doesn't own a colour telly
-Made A Poor Deal With
-Your Kettle
-Homeless Man's Socks
-A Cheap Suit
-Wears Second-Hand Clothes
-Uneducated Nincompoop
-Your House
-A Commoner
And anything of the like.

H. P. Lovecraft
Anything about reality/ being real
-This Conversation
-Can't Tie a Tie
-An Ordinary Pigsty
-Has Bad Breath
-Is Rather Plain
And anything of the likes.

The serious Sam character, the Postal dude, and Lo Wang never appear in the tournament mode from what I've deduced (correct me if that's wrong).
Here is their weakness list regardless, courtesy of the steam page guides for this game
link: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=83068...

Lo Wang
A frightened schoolboy
Was/Were defeated by
Was/Were owned by (Can only be used by Serious Sam)
Was/Were teabagged by (Can only be used by Serious Sam)
Is/Are afraid of my minigun (Can only be used by Serious Sam)
Is/Are worthless
Is/Are an ill-nurtured whey face (Can only be used by Sir Knight)
Will be chopped to bits (Can only be used by Lo Wang)
Suck/Sucks at Overwatch
Defenseless young men (Can only be used by Mrs. Maggie)
You pitiful mortal! (Can only be used by Father)
No life experience

Serious Sam
Have/Has bum cancer
The Meaning of life
The Nazis
Tell/Tells dirty jokes at funerals
Is/Are deceased
The Queen
The Royal Family
Makes/Make fun of the pope
Need/Needs a liver tranplant
That's Racist and Is Rasict (Both only used by Albert)
The Communists

Postal Dude
Your Sins
The Nazis
Louisiana swamp-priests (H.P. Lovecraft only)
Goes around murdering people (By The Lake only)
Looks like Satan
Farted On

Again, those 3 are from the person who wrote them on steam, not me!

Anyways, the final and definitely most important character list here is for father. In tournament mode he always appears last (scenario 5). He has more health than you (hence the grey sub bar at the beginning on top of his health). At first i found him rather difficult, but eventually i realized attacking his weakness is the only way to go about beating him.

Anything to do with family
-Your mother
-Your father
-Your sister
-Your son
-Your wife
-Your husband
-Your beloved auntie
And anything of the likes.
It may seem annoying at first, but once you get him good on the family thing he's as good as defeated.

Also, try and get word combos to add additional damage. To get a combo, use the same word twice or more. Example (this happened a lot while fighting father):
Your father is Satan!
then the next turn with a fresh batch of words:
Your father is a cheap suit!
You would then get a combo of 2x, and if you use father again after, it'll go up to 3x, and so on until you dont use father and lose the streak.

Keep in mind that you'lll have to play through the tournament 5 times minimum, with different characters. Playthrough 1 will net you this achievement, playthrough 2 will get you:

Oh...Sir! The Insult SimulatorIt's Getting CrowdedThe It's Getting Crowded achievement in Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator worth 72 pointsUnlock two additional characters.

and the fifth playthrough will unlock the father character, netting you:

Oh...Sir! The Insult SimulatorDon't Tell a SoulThe Don't Tell a Soul achievement in Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator worth 91 pointsUnlock a secret character.

Also, if you want to unlock

Oh...Sir! The Insult SimulatorSparking ControversyThe Sparking Controversy achievement in Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator worth 112 pointsCompose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".

as easily as possible, then you'll have to play through the tournament with Father, then you'll unlock Afterlife, and then you can go on with 2 remotes and attempt to get it. Otherwise, for that specific achievement, you'll have to go onto the afterlife scenario in tournament mode and keep trying until you get it, which will probably be very hard considering Father will most likely take one of the phrases, or go online with a friend.

Good Luck!
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