from the goatville initial spawn, look around for the nearby house with an open garage. inside is a device with a blue glow. This is the B(E)ACON. lick it and take it to the wheat field, look for the crop circles, there is a pole with another b(e)acon on it and an empty pole. go to the empty pole and the beacon should stick to it. after about a minute a UFO shows up and drops a beam. jump into the beam and get taken for a ride.