Stealing my friend Cherished’s format for this, just to keep everything the same. Plus it’s meta as heck.
1. List Processes
2. Kill Processes 2-5 (you'll have to do this individually)
3. Dial Number. The number is 311-399-0001
4. At the Log-on screen, type CRACK
5. You now have two options; Brute Force or Ciphertext Attack. I always do Brute Force, it takes much longer but is guaranteed to work
6. Assign your four open threads to begin cracking
7. Enjoy the trippy cracking screens until the hack is complete and the achievement unlocks