Every question in the game has an entry coded to give a response. The hard part is finding them.
Below is a list of answers that trigger a response. Just entering the answer is not enough, it has to win for Schmitty to speak. Also, make sure Family Friendly mode is turned off as the responses will be disabled when turned on. If you find a new one, please comment it and I'll add it to the list!!
Casinos hate it when you walk up to the blackjack table and yell "____!"
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to CraigTMG).
Family game night got deadly silent when Grandma suggested we play ____.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to DanielBCook).
The Title of the YouTube Video with the MOST negative comments.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to CLARION 85).
The most boring name of a competitive reality TV show.
(The question could be worded slightly differently in game; we don't remember the prompt 1:1)
Answer: Word Spud (Credit to ecinrun).
A game you only play when you're really really really REALLY bored.
Answer: Word Spud (Credit to TheDude722).
The community college was doomed when they made ______ their mascot.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to CrazyCatMan).
Understandably, nobody wants to adopt Little Orphan ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to VictimOfDesire).
You can expect tragedy when the tarot reader turns the card depicting ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to anonymous).
The scariest thing that could pop out of your birthday cake.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to Nova Toad).
The worst thing to say instead of 'I do' at your wedding.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to camokazi123).
What your eye doctor puts on the chart when he hates you.
(The question could be worded slightly differently in game; we don't remember the prompt 1:1)
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to Kol Magius).
Reviews have been mixed for the new '20 minute guided meditations with ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to The Killers425).
It isn't called "sex" in honest relationships. It's called "making ______."
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to SpaceMoSpiff).
Euclid's smartest invention was geometry. His stupidest invention was ______.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to III Torpedo III).
The weirdest thing you could tell your hairdresser: "Give me the ______.”
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to inToX Shredz).
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Along with the ever-growing list, here are some strategies that were used by community members that got them the achievement.
B4RNN4RD5K1's Strategy.
B4RNN4RD5K1's strategy is centered toward grinding the game to get one of the questions where the answer is "Quiplash".
Answer quiplash for each question. Do not answer it twice for the same question as it will cause a jinx and void the possibility.
This achievement appeared in both Quiplash and Quiplash XL, and both had a question where answering with the term "quiplash" would make Schmitty speak. Sure enough, this game also has one.
ecinrun's Strategy.
ecinrun's strategy is more broad and can allow more space for success.
If the question asks for a person, use "Cookie Masterson" or "Schmitty." If the question asks for a thing, use a title of a Jackbox game, like "Word Spud."