1001 things to do in Skyrim

Try to convince Serana to marriage and fail.

#80 Get impatient and try to walk directly to Rifkin when your only level 10.

#81 Get mauled/slaughtered repeatedly by any and everything on the way to Rifkin.

#82 Help bandits fight off a dragon and find yourself in the middle of them when the dragon is defeated. (Don't expect much gratitude...)

#83 Amass hundreds of bottles of wine and keep them scattered I your kids' room.

#84 Get pissed when your pack mule companion dies in the middle of nowhere carrying all those valuable Dragon Bones/Scales, weapons and armour you can't afford to carry since you're 1 weight item away from becoming over encumbered.

#85 Get pissed also when your pack mule companion carrying all those valuable Dragon Bones/Scales, weapons and armour you can't afford to carry since you're 1 weight item away from becoming over encumbered just decides to vanish into thin air.

No idea what happened with #85. Needless to say, I was not too happy about it...

#86 Get to level 30 by not doing a single quest, other then living in a tavern and becoming a master smith. (Levelling up by using Smithing, Speech, Enchanting. Occasionally lockpick and a few levels of armor, weapons and magic by mining for more ore.

#87 drop a cabbage in the Riftin tavern (forgot what its called) and watch 3 people fight to the death over a single cabbage (two free corpses to loot too)!

PS #80 and #81, its spelled Riftin not Rifkin

#88 Use enchantment and smithing to create Dragonbone armor that allows you to have 628 carry weight because you can't resist stealing and looting everything that isn't bolted down. (Not for lack of trying)

#89 Somehow piss off the Dawnguard and find out you're moving too slow to properly kill them.

#90 Drop all your crap in the Dawnguard temple, half an hour later when you're done try to re-join the conversation to find all that crap froze your console.

#91 Create a 'family' with the most amount of people you can get.
(Wife, 2 kids each their own pet, Companions (Human and animal), Steward, Housecarl, Bard. Get a riding horse, horse for your house, 2 chickens and a cow.

#92 manage to get them all together at the same time/ in your house and stop the constant threats that plague your newly built house.

#93 Play a character that only ever uses pickaxes for weapons. You can upgrade and improve them however you like but that's the only weapon you're ever allowed to use.

#94 Assign each race a number, roll some dice. Assign each skill a number and roll some dice, pick 3 skills. That's all you're allowed to use. (I smithed this sword I'm not allowed to use. I'll barter with this bear and try to talk it into not killing me).

#95 Loot all unique/quest items you can find. (Claws, Dragon Priest Masks, Daedric Artifacts, Ancient Elven Armor, Aarvaks? Skull, items from the Windhelm? oddity house, etc etc.

#87 it's Riften not Riftin

#96 Slaughter everyone in a city trying to get the werewolf mastery achievement then go outside and slaughter the courier who's trying to give you the inheritance that you will likely receive. Wait next to him for a few hours so that you turn back into a human and receive your inheritance while he lies prostrate.

#97: try to fit through a doorway while floating in vampire lord form, fail miserably, shout obscenities at the fictitious architects.

#98: Get to the point in the game where you're so ridiculously overpowered and stacked with gold that there is no point to looting anything, and half the fun of the game is lost.

#99 Hang out with Alvor at his forge; buying Ingots and crafting Armor/Weapons. But now I can't, since some stupid Vampires killed him. D:

#100 Walk over incumbered from Whiterun to your Lakeview Manor home only to have a Dragon kill you just before you get home!!!! Without creating a save since you left Whiterun!! Then go through these emontions in this order

#101 Use weak arrows on a strong enemy and turn them into a pincushion

#102. Complete the companions quest line, then attack the children in Whiterun who give you lip and watch your friends chase after them with swords drawn, because the kids show up as enemies