If you love the Devil May Cry series. Then you will fall in love with Sega's Bayonetta.Bayonetta is non-stop carnage. Playing as a bad kinda person really has never felt so good like it says on the back of the cover.
In this game you play as a sexy cheeky witch called, you guessed it, Bayonetta. She's bad, sexy and hairy considering that her dress is made out of her own hair. Told you she was bad. Bayonetta is probably one of the most uniquely made characters I have ever seen. For starters her dress is made out of hair, She has guns on her feet and she is the first ever witch not to have a wonky over sized nose. This character is definitely one of my top ten favourite characters. Detective Francis York Morgan from Deadly Premonition being my favourite. Check out the review. If Dante got into a fight with Bayonetta. Bayonetta would kick his arse. Perhaps even spank it. You naughty saucy witch.Now time for a spanking review.Graphics:
This is probably Sega's most prettiest game since well... ever. Bare in mind Sega didn't develop it they just publish it. It's developed by Platinumgames. The game is stunning all the way through. The textures are mostly great. character models are beautiful with slick animations. (Bayonetta and her crotch shots. naughty girl).
The special effects are also great with great use of particle effects and lighting. The game also performs well but does suffer the odd frame rate trouble though but that's what you expect from such a chaotic game.
I give the graphics a 9/10.
The sound design is spot on with familiar sound effects from Sega's older games. The soundtrack is also great with familiar tunes like Splash Wave from Outrun. The game is just one great big tribute full of Sega's older titles. The voice acting is fantastically done with great choice of dialogue. Some are even clever and sexy. Gigidy Gigidy Goooo!
I give the sound score a 10/10.Gameplay:
The gameplay is the best there is. Killing angels (sorry God if you exist) has never felt so satisfying. There are dozens of combo's and dozens of ways to kill the enemy. There is also a large selection of weapons and costumes that you can use to change your gaming style e.g. you can use a sword if you want a bit of Devil May Cry in there.
That dragon is made out of Bayonetta's hair you know.
There is large roster of difficulty's. There is even a difficulty that allows you to complete the game with just one button so even the noobs can play. The games strongest point is the boss fights. There are so many of them and they are all well designed and fun. Literally they are all epic fights. The game is long with plenty do with plenty of content.
I give the gameplay a 10/10.Storyline:
The storyline is just as wicked as the gameplay. The story is fun and funny and not at all cheesy. I'm not even joking. The story is funny and yet it has a compelling storyline that draws you in and makes you want to see the ending.
I give the storyline score a 10/10Is it your cup of tea?
If your a Devil May Cry fan then of course it is.
If your a newcomer then this will blow your mind.
If you hate this type of gaming then this might change your mind.Summary:
-The most fun there is.
-Being bad has never felt so good.
-Occasional frame rate trouble.
-Trying to see her naked but can't.
-Dante can suck on it.
Overall I think that this game is one of the best games around and definitely beats Devil May Cry by a long and I mean a long shot.