- Subjügator
Won 10 match-made multiplayer battles.
26 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Death From Above
Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
26 October 2009 - 5 guides
- Euthanasia
Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
26 October 2009 - 5 guides
- Dollpocalypse
Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
26 October 2009 - 4 guides
- Ringleader
Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
26 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Painkiller
Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
25 October 2009 - 3 guides
- Iron Fist
Won an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty
25 October 2009 - 5 guides
- Metal God
Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen
25 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Master of the Blood
Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
25 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Victör
Won a ranked multiplayer match
- Six Degrees of Schafer
Play with or against another player who has this Achievement
25 October 2009 - 3 guides
- Quill Tosser
Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins.
25 October 2009 - 4 guides
- Loyal Customer
Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
25 October 2009 - 4 guides
- Overkill
Completed all hunting secondary missions
25 October 2009 - 4 guides
- Boar Bather
Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and lived to tell the tale.
25 October 2009 - 6 guides
- Silence, ground walker!
Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
25 October 2009 - 4 guides
- Beast Master
Rode every animal in the world
25 October 2009 - 4 guides
- Master of the Flame
Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit
25 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Squeal Like a Chicken
Completed all racing secondary missions
25 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Now You Must Tell the Tale
Viewed all Legends
25 October 2009 - 5 guides
- Voices From Beyond
Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal
25 October 2009 - 3 guides
- Groupie
Completed Campaign mode on Gentle
- Roadie
Completed Campaign mode on Normal
- Legend
Completed Campaign mode on Brütal
25 October 2009 - 7 guides
- No More Tears
Completed "Sea of Black Tears"
25 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Serpent Savior
Freed all 120 Bound Serpents
25 October 2009 - 4 guides
- Favored
Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
- Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper
Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
25 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Tourist
Viewed all vistas
25 October 2009 - 3 guides
- Virtuoso
Learned all guitar solos
25 October 2009 - 3 guides
- Fistful of Fog
Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
25 October 2009 - 3 guides
- Flowerslave
Summoned all Motor Forges
25 October 2009 - 4 guides
- Armchair General
Won a stage battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
24 October 2009 - 3 guides
- Practice Bloody Practice
Won an AI stage battle - any difficulty
- Master of the Tear
Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
24 October 2009 - 2 guides
- Serpent Spanker
Freed 80 Bound Serpents
24 October 2009 - 5 guides
- Protector
Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
- Coolest Thing Ever
Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
24 October 2009 - 3 guides
- I've never touched an axe before
Personally smoted 300 enemies - any mode
- Ran to the Hills
Completed "It's Raining Death"
- Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff
Completed "Sanctuary of Sin"
24 October 2009 - 2 guides
- French Kiss Instructor
Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"
- Hair Remover
Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"
- Serpent Samaritan
Freed 40 Bound Serpents
16 October 2009 - 3 guides
- Thick as a Baby's Arm
Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"
- Start a Revolution
Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"
15 October 2009 - 2 guides
- One Hit Wonder
Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
- Got a Car and a Date
Completed "Welcome to the Age of Metal"
- Cönquerer
Win 50 match-made multiplayer battles.
Locked - 6 guides
- Sellout
Spend 250,000 fans - any mode
Locked - 4 guides