Welcome to the walkthrough for Duke Nukem Forever. I want to tell you now that this game is one of the most outright offensive I've ever played, and I would not recommend this game to any individual, ever. I'm not trying to say this in a joking manner; I've played lots of bad games, and this one is so egregiously poor that it makes me feel bad just thinking about it. That said, I hope this walkthrough helps you complete the game if you've been unfortunate enough to start it, and I hope you can remove this blemish of a game from your backlog as a result. Duke Nukem Forever took about 12 years to develop, and it seems like 11.5 of those years were totally useless.
You are required to play through the game on the hardest difficulty, though this is only unlocked after beating the game on Normal or above. We'll be taking the opportunity to run through the whole game whilst preserving a golden pistol you obtain early on, which will prevent you from worrying about it when you need two proper weapons. Aside from that, there are collectibles, and some objects you interact with will boost your ego or your total health. The DLC contains a very similar battle plan to it.
It might take you about 35 hours to obtain all the achievements, though you should really take a break and play some games with actual value to them to keep yourself sane.
God have mercy on your soul.
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