Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
- Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
- Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
- Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the sniper rifle.
- Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
- Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
- Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
- Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
- No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
- Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
- Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
- Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
- Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
- Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
- Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW...."
- ...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
- Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
- Head Cheese
Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more."
- Meat Your Maker
Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day."
Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
- Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."
- Dances with Guns
Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
- Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
- Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
- Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
- Pure Energy
Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
- Well, I Heard them Scream
Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore."
- Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."
- Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement."
- Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!"
- Observe the Grenade
Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!"
- Beat the Snot out of Wellesley
Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..."
- Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"