Here is the full list of all 50 Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!"
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."
Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you."
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day."
Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more."
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!"
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?"
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
Complete a level without dying.
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW...."
Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore."
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement."
Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!"
Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!"
Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..."
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"