Here is the full list of all 50 Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."
Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day."
Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more."
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW...."
Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore."
Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..."
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"
Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!"
Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!"
Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!"
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement."
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."
Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind."
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you."
Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?"
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!"
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!"