Here is the full list of all 30 Goat Simulator: Mmore Goatz Edition achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Enjoy your trip
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes