Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator (Windows) achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all collectibles on level 7
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Finish all manual quests
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Travel to space!
Buy all hats
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Thrash the Goathenge
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Tag 10 walls.
Gather $1000000
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Find all collectibles
Blow up all pirate ships