Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator (Windows) achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all collectibles on level 7
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Thrash the Goathenge
Travel to space!
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Win the title bout!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do no evil
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Gather $1000000
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters
Headbutt all alien eggs
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all collectibles
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.