Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator (Windows) achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jörgen
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a card trick at the magician
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters
Gather $1000000
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Find all the pony horses.
Find all collectibles
Blow up all pirate ships
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs