Goat Simulator (Win 10) Walkthrough

3. Story Walkthrough

GOATVILLE

This is most likely going to be the very first achievement that you'll unlock. There really isn't anything needed for this achievement to unlock, and it should unlock a few minutes after you start the game. Just be sure not to damage anything, as this will reset the timer. It's best to just stand still.

Angel Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Angel Goat19 (15)
Do no evil
  • Unlocked by 711 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 1.26) 1,142

Near where you spawn, there will be a small castle-looking building in the yard. It will have a goat in the bottom window and stairs that wind around it. Climb the stairs and enter the window on top. This will teleport you to a castle where you will find a throne. Jump onto the throne and wait to be teleported back to GoatVille and you will unlock:

Goat Queen in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Goat Queen33 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
  • Unlocked by 926 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 1.10) 1,142

Just behind the red house, on the swimming pool side of the map, there is a hill, with two paths going up it. On top of the path on the right side, there is a big spherical boulder. Simply push the boulder down the hill so that it disturbs the two men that are at the grill behind the house, and you will unlock:

Boulder of Death in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
  • Unlocked by 788 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20) 1,142

After disturbing the men with the boulder, press E to lick the boulder and drag it to the fields near the spawn area. Once there, look for the car drifting around and make the car hit the boulder to unlock:

Dodge This in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Dodge This19 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
  • Unlocked by 678 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 1.29) 1,142

Now that you're in the fields, you can go ahead and go for the manual achievement. This can be done in any open area, but the fields should work. If not, you may want to try the long sidewalks near the gas station. Press F to activate Slo-Mo and then press S then W very quickly, to start a manual. Hold this for 3,000 points and then jump and land to end the combo to unlock:

Tony Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Tony Goat45 (30)
Finish all manual quests
  • Unlocked by 500 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.50) 1,142

Make sure you end the combo yourself and don't fall or it will not count.

Run to the opposite side of the field from the spawn area and look around for a goat in the center of a circle with a bunch of people standing around it. This is a goat sumo wrestling fight club. Go into the circle and headbutt the other goat out of the ring. Do this for five rounds to unlock:

Alexander Goatstafsson in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Win the title bout!
  • Unlocked by 832 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 1.16) 1,142

Follow the fence line back towards the city until you find a structure that looks similar to the Stonehenge. Destroy all of the stones by headbutting them to unlock:

What is its purpose? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Thrash the Goathenge
  • Unlocked by 837 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 1.16) 1,142

Once you've finished that up, return to the house with the open garage that you spawned near. It'll be close to the castle that you visited earlier. Go into the garage and look for the blue object on top of the table. It'll be to the left as soon as you enter the garage. Make sure you have no mutators activated and lick the blue object. Carry it to the field and look for the crop circles. They will be near the fight club. There will be a small post with a beacon already on it, and one without one. Place the beacon on the empty post and wait there for about 30 seconds until a UFO appears, then walk into the light of the UFO to get picked up. This will take you to space, unlocking:

Rymdskepp I Rymden in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Travel to space!
  • Unlocked by 650 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 1.32) 1,142

Once you're back on Earth, you should be done visiting the fields until you need the collectibles. Head back to town and go to the construction site. Once there, climb the crane until you get to the top. Walk all the way to the end of the crane until you find a man sitting on the ledge. Kick him off the edge, turn around, and jump up to the railing above you. You should be able to walk up this railing until you reach the very tip of the crane. There will be a collectible there and you will unlock:

Goat Of The Hill in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
  • Unlocked by 554 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.43) 1,142

Now slowly walk back down the railing and look around for a hang glider flying around. Wait for it to get close to the crane and press F to enter Slo-Mo. Jump off the crane and lick the glider as it passes you. If you do this successfully it should pull you around the map and you'll unlock:

Mile High Club in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Lick the Hanging Glider.
  • Unlocked by 536 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45) 1,142

Now head back to the construction site and use Double Jump to reach the second floor. You'll have to jump off of some crates or use the fans on the small building near the construction building. Look for a group of mattresses on the ground, and jump on them. You should bounce your head off the ceiling and come right back down onto the mattresses. You need to bounce on mattresses 100 times within 30 seconds. This is a lot easier with the Tall Goat mutator which unlocks after collecting 5 collectibles. Keep jumping until you unlock:

Mattress Madness in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
  • Unlocked by 463 tracked gamers (41% - TA Ratio = 1.56) 1,142

After that, head to the top of the construction building. You can use the fans or climb the crane again and hop onto it. Once you reach the top, look for a pile of oxygen tanks near the edge of the building. They will be in one of the corners. If you're playing on minimal graphics settings, there will not be enough oxygen tanks. To get this achievement you'll need to play on the best graphics setting. Headbutt them to unlock:

Demogoat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Demogoat41 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
  • Unlocked by 621 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 1.35) 1,142

The oxygen tanks should have sent you flying, so run back to the construction site and look for the bicycle on the bottom floor. Once you're near it, hop on and DO NOT press forward to pedal. Keep the bike balanced by just moving the left and right with A and D. Do this for 60 seconds. Once 60 seconds have passed, get off the bike to unlock:

One Ball in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
One Ball134 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
  • Unlocked by 515 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.48) 1,142

You have to manually dismount the bike or it will not unlock.

For this next one, make sure you have Double Jump and Angel Goat turned on. Look for the red crate near the construction building and jump on top of it, and then on top of the building. I could not double jump onto the building from the red crate. If this doesn't work, you can also climb on top of the crane and jump off it, activating ragdoll in mid air to reach the trampoline. There should be a section of fans. Jump up and press Q to ragdoll just before landing on the fans. This should send you flying very high into the air. While you're in the air, look for a trampoline on top of the construction building, near the crane. Come down on it and it should send you up again. Next, land on the closest trampoline in the swimming pool, and then the next one in the swimming pool. Once you come off of the second trampoline in the pool you'll see a trampoline in front of the red house. Once you hit it turn to the left and look for the final trampoline near some trees in a yard. This may take you a few tries and it can be frustrating, but once you successfully bounce off of all five in a series without hitting the ground, you'll unlock:

Around the World on 5 Trampolines in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
  • Unlocked by 413 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66) 1,142

After you've finally finished the trampolines, you'll want to find a group of people near the area where the boulder was. The grill party or the protest area will be good. Lick one at a time and drag them up the hill where the tiki torches are. If you can't find this pathway, then look for the electrical tower and you'll need to get behind it. There will be a glowing pentagram on the ground. Drop the person you dragged onto it, and bring four more people to the same spot. After you get five people on the pentagram you'll unlock:

Devil Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Devil Goat41 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
  • Unlocked by 621 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 1.35) 1,142

Now you're going to find the Sanctum statues and bring them to the same pentagram. First go back to the starting house where you got the beacon. Head upstairs and look in the rooms in the house for a strange looking statue. It'll be on top of one of the dressers. Lick it and take it to the pentagram. Now head back to the same house and look for a treehouse outside. Use the trampoline to jump into it and the floor will break under you, dropping the statue. Check around the ground for the statue and bring it to the pentagram. Next, head to the construction site and look up to find a blue crate being held in the air by the crane. Climb to the top of the crane and walk to the end of it. Hop on top, then drop down to the top of the crate. Use Slo-Mo to make it easier to drop inside of it. There will be a blue robot inside that will attempt to knock you out of the crate so be prepared to headbutt it. There will also be a collectible in here. Lick the robot and bring it to the pentagram. Once all three statues are at the pentagram you'll unlock:

Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
  • Unlocked by 435 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61) 1,142

In the progress of earning this achievement you should have unlocked these two:

Pedestrian in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Pedestrian20 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
  • Unlocked by 615 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 1.36) 1,142

LOEK Master in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
  • Unlocked by 634 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33) 1,142

Now for what is probably the hardest achievement in the game. You'll want drop down from the electrical tower near the pentagram and head into the developers' house. You'll unlock a quest titled "A Goat Among Legends" when you enter, so make sure you're in the right house. Head upstairs and look for a TV with a game on it called Flappy Goat. This is a reference to the Flappy Bird game, except with a goat. There's no easy way around this. You'll have to practice the game until you can reach a score of 10. The game is broken and doesn't make sense half of the time. Your goat's hitbox is terrible. This can literally take hours to accomplish and you may want to just leave and come back but practice does make perfect and the more you try the better you'll get at the game and you will eventually reach the score you need. Once you finally do, you'll unlock:

The Flapmaster in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
  • Unlocked by 293 tracked gamers (26% - TA Ratio = 1.97) 1,142

The only thing you have left to do in GoatVille now is to obtain the collectibles. Here's a video guide.

After getting all the collectibles as shown in the video you'll unlock:

Try Hard in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Try Hard57 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
  • Unlocked by 316 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.89) 1,142

Goat City Bay

Once you get to Goat City Bay the whole landscape changes and will take a little bit to get used to. The first two landmarks that you'll notice are PUT-IN Hotel and Cabrito Park (the amusement park.) Most of the other landmarks are signs that tell you what the shops are. These shops will be important later.

PUT-IT Hotel has a party going on on top of it, with an elevator to get you there. But do you really want to use an elevator to crash it? I didn't think so. Head to the back of the hotel. Climb on top of the pool area and use the mattress three times, to send you flying in the air. Now you'll be so high up in the air that you can land on a set of fans. Do so and you'll be sent high enough that you can land on the roof of PUT-IN Hotel and unlock:

A Story About My Elevator in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
  • Unlocked by 498 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.51) 1,142

But, you haven't really crashed the party yet. Run over to the DJ and headbutt him. Once he's out of the way the party will be yours and you'll unlock:

Goats 'n' Stuff in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Hold your own concert
  • Unlocked by 602 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37) 1,142

Now hop off of the front of PUT-IN. turn right and head for the trees in the corner (the right corner of the bridge, just before you cross it.) Now look across the water, you should see a sewer entrance. Enter it.

Disgusting in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Disgusting21 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
  • Unlocked by 580 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.40) 1,142

Once inside head straight and take a left. In this room you'll find some turtle people (which is a reference to TMNT) and a collectible.

Ling Ling Into Battle Go in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Fight the turtles
  • Unlocked by 576 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.40) 1,142

From PUT-IN head across the bridge and turn left right away. On the right side of the street, there will be a garage called "Uncle Fred's Workshop." Head inside to find a floating blue gem. Walk into it to unlock:

A Story About My Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
  • Unlocked by 545 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44) 1,142

The Story about your goat is real nice and all, but goats need lots of hats. And to accomplish this task, we have to bring cash to the store Weathers. Weathers is located across the street from PUT-IN Hotel. All of the hats that you can buy are the ones in this window display. In order to buy them you need to lick cash stacks and bring them to the cashier. There are a good amount of cash stacks in the city. here's a list of the ones that I used:

  1. Found inside of the lobby of PUT-IN Hotel, behind the main desk.
  2. On the bar in the back of PUT-IN Hotel.
  3. On the flower stand, on the side of PUT-IN Hotel.
  4. When facing Weather turn right, before you cross the bridge turn left. Shortly after you'll see some tables and chairs. The cash is on the tables.
  5. Repeat #4.
  6. Repeat #4.

Having bought all the hats you'll unlock:

Hat Simulator in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Buy all hats
  • Unlocked by 355 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79) 1,142

Now that your goat is decked out with hats, it's time to show a tourist around the city. Head to Cabrito Park. In the center you'll find a mechanical bull. Headbutt the bull and someone will hop on top of you. Now head to the tunnel that you started in front of. If you don't know the way, follow these directions:

  1. Leave Cabrito Park by using its entrance
  2. Follow the road that has the skate park on it.
  3. Keep following the road until you can turn right on to another road.
  4. Turn right and head towards the tunnel, but don't enter it.

Now that you are at your starting point, still facing the tunnel there should be a dirt path on your right, leading up a hill. Go up the hill, but once you are at the top, stop and turn right. There will be a medieval catapult there with a collectable in it's bucket. Walk into the bucket to get launched and unlock:

Valkyrie in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Valkyrie48 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
  • Unlocked by 450 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.59) 1,142

Next up is the rollercoaster, we'll need to track down the six missing batteries, and place them to the right of the rollercoaster's elevator. Here's a list of where they all are.

  1. Behind the wall that sits on the DJ's stage, on top of PUT-IN Hotel
  2. Behind the bar that is located in the back of PUT-IN Hotel's ground level
  3. To the right of Weather (the hat store) there is an ally way with a small blue shipping container in it. The battery in in located inside the container.
  4. On top of the building behind Weather.
  5. On top of the building with the water tower. There is also a collectable on top of the water tower.
  6. On the corner of the guard rail, just past the rollercoaster's elevator.

Now that all of the rides are at full speed, wait for the elevator to arrive. Enter it, then stand on the platform, and wait for the rollercoaster to finish making its rounds. When it comes to a stop, take your seat, and lick it. This way you won't get sent flying into the ocean, and you'll unlock:

Is That A Goat? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
  • Unlocked by 359 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.78) 1,142

All that's left now is to obtain the collectibles.

There are only three Minecraft blocks within Goat City Bay, we must collect them all to obtain an achievement.

  1. To the right of the wind turbines, there is a path that leads behind them to a graveyard. The block is within the graveyard, but you must be careful of the Ender Goat.
  2. From the starting point head towards the catapult, Keep moving past the dam, looking to left for three boulders of death. It will be along the mountain heading down the hill.
  3. When standing in Cabrito Park's parking lot looking at Cabrito Park, turn left. Just past the rest of the lot, there is a grouping of trees. it's in with the trees on the right.

Once you have all three blocks, you'll unlock:

Builder Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Builder Goat145 (90)
Find all the blocks
  • Unlocked by 439 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61) 1,142

Once again, follow the video guide to obtain all the collectibles.

After obtaining your final collectible, you'll unlock:

I Freaking Love Goats in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find all collectibles on level 7
  • Unlocked by 285 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 1.99) 1,142

Goat Simulator is now 100% complete, which means that you are now free to just let your inner goat roam the cities. Or, you know, uninstall the game.

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