Goat Simulator (Win 10) Walkthrough

4. Goat MMO Simulator


Although I've listed (in detail) the locations of the collectables here, I know some of you may prefer a visual guide as well, so I'm linking this video of the collectables by JLC Gaming (check the video's description for the timestamps of all 20 collectables):

However, make sure you're still following along with the walkthrough here since there are a lot of other things you'll be doing while going for collectables! Also, since the collectables aren't identifiable from each other in the game, I made my list the same as they are in JLC Gaming's guide (i.e., "trophy 5/20" on this page is the same as the 5th trophy in the video, etc.)

Even though you have your mini-map in the upper right-hand corner, you can refer to this image if you get lost or need help with identifying parts of the map that are mentioned throughout the walkthrough:

mmo map main

At the character select screen, choose Tank. As soon as you gain control, start spamming the ground-pound button near a goat or human. After a few seconds of doing this, you’ll unlock:

Butthurt in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Butthurt147 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
  • Unlocked by 164 tracked gamers (98% - TA Ratio = 1.63) 168

Press M to access your mutations menu, and activate "Double Jump", which will come in handy as you travel around the map. Jump over the hedges nearby and you'll be in a hedge maze. Make your way through the maze until you're in the middle (on the map, it's when you're located directly in between the mountains on the left and the words "Snowflake Factory") to find Trophy 1/20.

Respawn yourself from the pause menu, then follow the path from Snowflake Factory into "Gold Farm". On the ground are a bunch of apples in front of a barn. Climb up the ladder of the barn up to the top level where there are 2 barrels along with Trophy 2/20. Continue along the main path until you reach "Goatshire". When you enter Goatshire, the first building on your left has some stone stairs that go to the upper level of the building. Rather than going up these stairs, continue past them and go through the open doorway to this building. In this room, look on the table for Trophy 3/20.

Directly across from this building is the tavern (it has fruit and bread vendors outside of it). Head inside the tavern and speak to Ariel to begin "The Mermaid" quest, which tasks you to go to the beach and kill a mermaid. Once you reach Glarblargle Beach (refer to the map if necessary) look for Miranda the Mermaid and headbutt her until she dies. Once she's dead, lick her with E and then store her in your inventory (or drag her all the way back there via licking). Head back to Ariel and you'll unlock:

Mermaid Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Unlock the mermaid mutator
  • Unlocked by 138 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 1.77) 168

Next, follow the path from Goatshire up to to a pond located here:

mmo trophy4

On top of a rock at the end of the pond is Trophy 4/20. Beside the pond is a tree where a woman in a blue dress is lying in the grass. Behind this tree is a hole you can drop down and travel to the next area to unlock:

Music Non Stop in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Jump on the launchpad
  • Unlocked by 152 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 1.69) 168

Jump off this area to respawn yourself, then follow the path from Goatshire until you reach "Jousting Tournament" (right side of the map). When looking at the blue and white striped tent, go into the yellow and blue tent on the right for Trophy 5/20. Exit the tent and head straight until you reach the walls of a large castle called Goatwind, then refer to the map to grab Trophy 6/20 (outside the walls to Goatwind, on the ground near some trees) then drop down to Bjorn:

mmo trophy6

Speak to Bjorn and you'll get a quest to kill 10 bears around this area. Kill the bears by either headbutting or stomping (or both), and once you've killed a total 10 bears and complete the quest, you'll unlock:

Jörgen in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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  • Unlocked by 140 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 1.76) 168

Next, refer to the following image to grab the next three trophies. Trophy 7/20 is located right next to the wooden catapults, Trophy 8/20 is on top of the hill behind it, and Trophy 9/20 is on the middle of the island:

mmo trophy 7-8-9

Once you collect Trophy #9, you'll be near the village of Twistram. On the shore of Twistram is a dock with a boat. Simply hop onto the boat and the man will begin rowing, unlocking:

Boat Ride in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Enjoy your trip
  • Unlocked by 150 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 1.70) 168

Next, refer to the following image to grab the next two trophies, both of which are in Twistram. Enter the building with the open doorway (the one marked with a house icon on your map) then climb up the ladder to the next floor. Sitting on the table is Trophy 10/20. Exit this building and head up the path to the Cathedral, then go to the altar and grab Trophy 11/20:

mmo trophy 10-11

Head back to the main area of Twistram and speak to Dumbledore to obtain the quest "Portal to Riches", then take the path all the way up to Old Goat Mountain. Once you're at the top, kill a demon to obtain the item "DemonMasterLordOfDestructionKiller". Lick this item and bring it back to Dumbledore, which will open up a blue portal right next to him. Step through the portal and choose "travel" to unlock:

Not Again in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Get deviously trapped again
  • Unlocked by 138 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 1.77) 168

Next, refer to the following image to grab the next two trophies in Alvesta. Trophy 12/20 is on the land just north of the Mermaid's Tail bridge, and Trophy 13/20 is near the waterfall, at the shore behind a large tree:

mmo trophy 12-13

Head into the main part of Alvesta and cross the bridge to the big hut where there's a choir singing/dancing. Stand in the middle and press 1 to make goat noises, unlocking:

Elfstreet Boys in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Baa with the choir
  • Unlocked by 157 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 1.66) 168

From the choir, continue up the bridge into the next hut, where immediately on the ground in the center of the red circle is Trophy 14/20. Go to the first step of the staircase that spirals below, then jump off to the water/shore below. Right when you land, immediately turn around and you'll see a shrine with a sword in the middle. Lick the sword, then keep backing up far away and jumping until the sword releases itself, unlocking:

Excalitgoat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
  • Unlocked by 146 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 1.72) 168

While looking at the sword shrine, turn right and slowly head forward while staying on this bit of land. Once you wrap around the large tree, you'll see Trophy 15/20. Head back to where the sword was, then head to the middle island with the fence. Turn 90-degrees to your right and walk forward a bit, then up the rope bridge to your left. Head up the bridge towards the hut, then turn 180-degrees and continue along the bridge to the next hut. In this hut, look to your left where the wall turns to rope. Jump over the rope to the grass on the other side, then go forward to the "stop" sign where there's a very narrow set of wood planks that you can walk up and into the hidden room. In this room are a bunch of servers that you need to destroy by headbutting and/or stomping until you reach an "error" screen and unlock:

Voluntary QA in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Trash the server room
  • Unlocked by 146 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 1.72) 168

Head to the doors of Goatwind and go through the blue portal to travel to the next area. In the city, follow the path into the throne room and get the "Old Goat Menace" quest from King Victoria. Head back through the portal to the main world then make your way to the top of Old Goat Mountain and into the green portal. Jump and dash over the first gap, getting the timing right so that the walls don't crush you. On the other side, smash the wall on your right, then turn around and head through the rubble on the opposite side. Pass the next spike wall, then push the large boulder down the hall that sprays fire. Pass under a couple of crushing traps, and you’ll reach a giant spoon and enter a giant’s quarters to the left, unlocking Old Goat.

Old Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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  • Unlocked by 152 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 1.69) 168

Jump up onto the chair to your left, then up onto its back rest. From here, double-jump up onto the bookcase beside the chair. From the top of the bookcase, double jump up onto the wall above, then head along the wall to the right toward the green glow. Keep going until you reach the edge, where below you is a large toilet. On top of the toilet is Trophy 16/20.

Respawn yourself and head towards the Mermaid's Tail bridge. Refer to the map and look directly south of the Mermaid's Tail for an icon that looks like a castle but doesn't have a name. Head to this icon, and you'll see it's a small stone structure. At the bottom of the structure is an opening where you can go inside and grab Trophy 17/20.

Next, head to the beach. When you enter it, stick to the left side until you reach a geyser in the ground. What you need to do is wait for the geyser to erupt and then ride the water. However, the geyser won't erupt if you're standing right over the hole. Therefore, stand near the edge of the hole and keep double-jumping as you wait for the geyser to erupt. Once it erupts, ride the water that shoots out to unlock:

The Icelandic Experience in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
It never erupts when you want it to.
  • Unlocked by 142 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 1.75) 168

Continue along the beach into the "Bullgrurzh" area, your final zone location for:

The Charter Trip in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Visit all zones on the MMO level
  • Unlocked by 128 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.84) 168

In this area, you'll see a large golden anvil. From the anvil, head right then down the hall into the next room that contains a golden wheel. Lick/headbutt the golden wheel to unlock:

Wheel Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Unlock the wheel of time mutator
  • Unlocked by 146 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 1.72) 168

Next, refer to the following image to grab the 3 remaining trophies. Trophy 18/20 is on the beach at the hut with all the mermaids, Trophy 19/20 is located on the back-side of the small island (which doesn't appear on the map) and Trophy 20/20 is at the top of Old Goat Mountain, to the left of the room:

mmo trophy 18-19-20

Love or Hate? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
  • Unlocked by 123 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 1.88) 168

While on Old Goat Mountain, go towards the green portal you entered earlier, then look to the right of the door for a waterfall of lava. Jump into the pool of lava to bounce up, then keep bouncing off the lava to go higher. After a few bounces, you'll reach the next ledge that contains another lavafall. Jump into this lava one or two more times to reach the big purple sphere. Once you've landed in the purple sphere, you'll unlock:

Gravity Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Unlock the gravity goat mutator
  • Unlocked by 144 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 1.73) 168

In the pause menu, pick "Restart", then choose the Magician class. As the magician goat, head into the Goatwind portal again. Make your way towards the throne room, but stop a little bit in front of it where you'll see a magician entertaining a crowd. Go up to the magician and press R to unlock:

Steal the Show in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Do a card trick at the magician
  • Unlocked by 147 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 1.72) 168

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