Goat Simulator (Win 10) Walkthrough



Once you're in the game, press M to access your mutations menu, and activate "Angel Goat" and "Double Jump" (the most efficient way to travel is to double jump, then hold R in the air with Angel Goat to stay in the air for a very long time)

Bash open the door to escape your cage, then look immediately to your left where there's a flamingo in a cage. Double jump on top of the flamingo cage to grab Trophy 1/20. At this point, you can switch into different animals. As a flamingo, you can fly around the map quickly by repeatedly pressing SPACE. While this is an efficient way to travel around the map, you can also stay as a Goat with the Double Jump and Angel Goat mutators if you'd like (it's entirely up to you).

Head behind your cage and into the area with all of the houses. In this area is a pirate ship on the shore. Land on the building directly to the right of the pirate ship that has some fans on the roof. Next to the fans is Trophy 2/20. While on this roof, look at the pirate ship, then turn directly to your right and you'll see a palm tree. Slightly behind this palm tree is a small island with Trophy 3/20. From this trophy, look into the water and you'll see a boat near the shore. A little bit to the right of this boat, on the shore, is a palm tree. Fly directly at this palm tree, where slightly behind it is a tiny building with a couple of fans on the roof. Near one of the walls of this building is Trophy 4/20.

Walk a few steps so you're on the road, then enter the main area with all of the buildings. Immediately when you enter (on the train tracks) look directly to your left at a big brick apartment building that has a billboard on the roof (the billboard says "Candy's Sweets/Jay's Pharmacy"). Fly/jump up to the roof with this billboard and you'll see Trophy 5/20.

Directly in front of you is a building with a big blue sign that says "Are We There Jet". Fly around the right side of this building, where you'll then find a dining area on the deck with a bunch of chairs and tables (note: the deck is about the same level as the blue "Are We There Jet" sign). Land in the dining area, then go behind the bar to grab Trophy 6/20. Across from here is a taller building that has a blue awning. Fly/jump to the roof of this building for Trophy 7/20.

Look down at the big red and green building below you - this is a casino. Fly to the roof of the casino, where directly in the middle is Trophy 8/20. Now, jump down and head inside of the entrance to the casino. When you enter, head left towards the gambling tables and slot machines. In front of the tables is a set of 8 slot machines arranged in a circle. Jump into the middle of the machines for Trophy 9/20.

Immediately upon exiting the casino, head directly to your left and go down into the alley where there are some barrels on fire and garbage scattered around. At the end of the alley are some blue and white mattresses where you'll see Trophy 10/20. Head into the main street and go to the fast-food building "Cowie's". Inside Cowie's, go behind the counter and grab Trophy 11/20. Just behind Cowie's is a billboard. One side of the billboard is an advertisement for "Flarebud", and the other is for "Chimaera". On the "Flarebud" ledge is Trophy 12/20. From here, if you look behind Cowie's and slightly to the right, you'll see the police building (it has a big blue and white donut on the roof). Fly to the roof of the police building, then drop down into the courtyard/jail area in the back. In one of the cages, you'll see Trophy 13/20.

Fly back towards the billboard where you grabbed Trophy #12, then look around for a big, bright, blue and red hot air balloon. A bit in front of the balloon is the bank "Harvest and Trustee". Near the entrance to the bank is a mariachi band. Go up to the band and you'll get an option to pay $10 for a song. Listen to the whole song (takes ~2 minutes) and you'll unlock:

The Song of my People in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
  • Unlocked by 95 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 1.92) 107

Jump up to the roof of the bank directly above the mariachi band and you'll find Trophy 14/20 in the corner. While on the roof of the bank, look around until you see a building where the wall is covered in blue and pink graffiti (it says "I wrote this" in pink and "U Rock" in blue). Go behind this building and directly below the train tracks into an alley with a blue trampoline. Behind the trampoline is a wall with some more graffiti, and directly to the left of the graffiti is a tiny section of wall made out of wooden planks. Headbutt the wooden planks to break off a door, then head inside and grab Trophy 15/20. Exit this room and while looking at the graffiti on the wall, turn directly around and fly ahead. After a short fly, you'll come across a drive-in (outdoor movie theatre). Behind the screen, on the ground is Trophy 16/20.

Near the drive-in, fly up high until you notice a floating rock in the sky (it's directly above a soccer field). Rather than going on the floating rock, look nearby for a big crane with a bunch of satellite dishes connected to it. In between the crane and the floating rock is a cannon. Go up to the cannon and enter it. Aim well above the island (so you won't even see it anymore) then wait for the bar on the left to be at max power, then launch yourself and try to land on the island. This might take a few attempts to get used to where you need to aim, but you can try it as much as you want as it's free to use. Once you've successfully landed on the island, you'll unlock:

Itsamee! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
  • Unlocked by 94 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 1.93) 107

On the floating rock is Trophy 17/20. From the rock, fly back directly over the drive-in, where slightly behind it is a small trailer park. Behind the big trailer closest to the rock formation is a blue/white ladder, and in front of the ladder is Trophy 18/20.

In the trailer park, fly towards the big glowing green ring that's out in the desert. Just a bit beyond the green ring is a body of water with a pier. At the end of the pier is Trophy 19/20. From here, head directly to your left and fly for a while until you reach an area with some tall rocks and torches. Next to the biggest rock is a slightly smaller rock that contains Trophy 20/20, your final collectable for:

The Big Score in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
  • Unlocked by 85 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.03) 107

Now, head back to spawn, which is just a short distance ahead of you. While you're here, look for the machine called the "Baaa" machine and interact with it. Choose "Prank Map" which opens up a list of 13 pranks that you need to complete. You DON'T need to track each prank individually from the Baaa machine, so you can simply follow this list to complete them all:

(Note: You can complete this list in any order you want. I listed them out in the order that's found within the Baaa machine)

  • Chocolate Factory: Head to the road in front of the pirate ship where you will find a vendor selling "Whiny Wonky Chocolate Bags". Lick one, then bring it across the street to the barrel that's on fire to ignite it. Once it's ignited, you'll notice the house on your right has a small yellow circle in front of the door. Simply walk into the yellow circle to drop the bag which will complete the job.
  • Drill for Cheese: Head to the building called "Super Security" which is just in front and to the right of the blue "Are We There Jet" sign. For this job, you need to drill open the vault doors that are in the back of the building, which requires three separate drills (note: you need to go to the vault door first to spawn in the drills)
    • Drill #1: Just outside of the entrance to Super Security, near the train tracks, is a small baby-blue shed. On the roof of the shed is a drill. Lick it, then bring it back through the revolving doors to Super Security, which might take several attempts to accomplish. Once you're inside, bring the drill to the vault door to open up the first door.
    • Drill #2: Go to the store called "The Drill", which is directly across from the Harvest and Trustee bank where you grabbed Trophy #14. Break open the display case, lick a drill, and bring it back to open up the second door.
    • Drill #3: Grab another drill from the display case, then take it to the final door to access the vault. Head inside and eat the sandwich on the table, then grab the rocket mutator in the corner, completing the job.
  • Mess With the Police: Go to the police station and headbutt the white and blue donut off the roof (you have to be a goat for this, not a flamingo).
  • Cops and Robbers: Head into the Harvest and Trustee bank, and directly in front of the entrance is a robber with a black suit and mask, named "Wolf". Lick Wolf, then bring him to the police building that's directly next to the bank and drop him in the cell.
  • Flippin Burgs: Head to Cowie's (the fast-food place) then go behind the building and lick a trash bag. Bring the trash bag up to the roof and drop it in the green hole, which will cause some burgers to drop inside of Cowie's. Go inside and lick a burger, then bring it to a customer to complete the job.
  • Make Cops Fly: Go near the Harvest and Trustee bank and find a cop. Once you've found a cop, lick them, then bring them to the big red and blue hot air balloon to attach them. Then, go behind the building next to the balloon, where behind the dumpsters are a couple of gas canisters. Lick one, then bring it to the balloon to complete the job.
  • Catastrophe: Go to the railroad tracks near the baby blue shed where you got the first drill for "Drill for Cheese". Keep following the track until you reach an opening on your right that leads into an alley. Here you'll find the 'Kittyland Love Center' and are tasked with bringing 3 cats here. There are many more than just 3 cats around the map, so just look on sidewalks and alleyways, then lick the cat and bring it back to the Kittyland Love Center. I easily found all 3 cats near the Harvest and Trustee bank area.
  • Exploding Cake: A couple of houses to the right of the pirate ship, you can find a birthday party happening in a backyard. Approach the cake and it'll reveal the location of dynamite, which is a few houses south of the house (it's on the roof of a "Chimaera" billboard). Lick the dynamite and bring it back to the cake to insert it, which will reveal a red wire on the ground. Follow the red wire around to the front of the house to a dynamite plunger, then lick the plunger to cause an explosion, completing the job.
  • Drive In Saturday: Fly to the drive-in (theatre) and knock over the projector.
  • Buried Games: Grab a drill from "The Drill" shop, then bring it to the hill-vault that's located next to the railroad tracks by the prison courtyard (where you grabbed Trophy #13). Drill open the door, then head down and lick one of the small items on the ground called "Sanctum 3". Once you've licked Sanctum 3, respawn, and you'll still have Sanctum 3 licked. Bring Sanctum 3 to the pirate ship deck, then go through the open door on the deck and insert it into the servers. Once that's done, the ship will begin to move. Simply stay on the ship and it will eventually shoot off into space, where you'll land on the moon and unlock:

Le Voyage Dans la Lune in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
A Trip to the Moon.
  • Unlocked by 90 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 1.97) 107

  • Prison Break The Dev: Go to the alley behind "The Drill" shop, and you'll get a notification of the Prototype Drillicopter. Walk into the Drillicopter to equip it, then head to the prison courtyard. Once inside, go up to the guy in all brown clothes, then fly him over to the casino. Once you enter the casino, look immediately to your right to see a golden goat spewing out money. Bring the brown-clothed gentleman here to complete the job.
  • Space Cow: Fly over spawn and look slightly behind it to see a bunch of fenced-in cows. Lick a cow, then bring it to the building that's just in front of and below the casino. The roof of the building has some big, glowing blue symbols. Drop the cow in the middle of the symbol, then a UFO will pick up the cow, completing the job.
  • The Godmother: Grab a drill from "The Drill" store, and head to the casino. Once inside the casino, head to the corridor in the back, then take the right path. Head up the stairs and try your best to fly over the green lasers into the next room. If you hit the lasers, you can still continue, but the next room will be chaotic. Once you're in the next room, enter the doorway where the vault door is, then insert the drill. Once the door opens, enter the room and run into the fairy godmother to complete the job.

Once you've completed all 13 jobs, you'll unlock:

Retirement in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Just finish that one LAST job.
  • Unlocked by 80 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.09) 107

While at the casino, go up to one of the blackjack tables and play it. If you already know how to play blackjack, then keep playing until you win a total of 3 hands. If you don't know how to play blackjack, I'm not going to give a full breakdown of how to play simply because this game is very generous to the player. Basically, if your score is below 17, choose "hit". Once your score is 17 or above, choose "stand". Once you win 3 games, you'll unlock:

What’s the count? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
  • Unlocked by 89 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 1.98) 107

Head to any Baaa machine and pick "Crew Gear". Choose any $25 mask and buy it 30 times. You can check how many times you've bought the mask in the top right-hand corner of your screen where it says "Gear in Inventory". Once you've bought 30 masks ($750), keep equipping them until you're wearing all 30 and you'll unlock:

Plentiful masquerade in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Wear 30 masks at once.
  • Unlocked by 86 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.02) 107

Next, individually switch to each character and respawn them all through the pause menu. Once all 4 animals are respawned, bring them close together. As the dolphin, lick the goat, then switch to the flamingo and lick the dolphin, then switch to the giraffe and lick the flamingo. Once all 4 animals are licking each other, you'll unlock:

Goatipede in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
  • Unlocked by 100 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 1.87) 107

Unlick the animals from each other, then individually bring them all to the drive-in. Once there, have all animals enter the same car to unlock:

Goatfellas in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Goatfellas29 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
  • Unlocked by 94 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 1.93) 107

Have the dolphin exit the car, along with another animal of your choosing. As the dolphin, lick the other animal, then make your way to the tallest building (the one with the blue "Are We There Jet" sign). As the dolphin, you can ride up to the wall and will automatically begin to ascend the wall on your wheelchair. While licking the other animal, make your way to the roof of this building to unlock:

You raise me up! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
  • Unlocked by 95 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 1.92) 107

Jump off this building so that you're on the road directly below the "Are We There Jet" sign. Directly behind you is the Aerobics Center. Head inside here and lick the boombox, then bring the boombox to Cowie's. Outside of Cowie's are 2 cars next to a burning barrel. Go in between the front of the cars to automatically place the boombox and you'll unlock:

Bounce it! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Enable the hydraulic cars.
  • Unlocked by 91 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 1.96) 107

Respawn yourself and fly towards where the big green circle is, behind the fenced-in cows. Once you go through a green circle, another one appears ahead of it, and so on. You need to go through all 8 green rings in a row for an achievement, and there are two ways to do it:

  • Buggy Method: Near the 'finish line' ramp is a blue buggy. Enter the buggy and go to the green circle. As you drive through the green circles, line yourself up with the ramp and boost yourself as you go off the ramp for the remaining circles in the air.
  • Flamingo Method: If you're like me and are helplessly bad with the buggy, this method is for you. As the flamingo, go to the first green circle and fly through it and the subsequent green rings that appear. After the ramp, if you can't quite reach the rings in the sky and they disappear, fly through where you think they were, and they will reappear. However, you can always restart from the first green ring if you need to.

Once you've flown through all 8 rings, you'll unlock:

GoatBall in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
  • Unlocked by 85 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.03) 107

Go into your mutators and select "Hogtie" (you unlocked this after collecting 10 trophies). With Hogtie, you can press R to throw a hogtie at a human which will tie them up. Once you've hogtied a human, lick them and bring them to the railroad track. Place them down directly over the track and simply wait for a train to come and run them over (this may take a few minutes). Once the train plows over the hogtied human, you'll unlock:

Dastardly in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
  • Unlocked by 84 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.04) 107

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