Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 3-4 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all collectibles on level 2
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Do no evil
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather $1000000
Find All Collectibles
Destroy All Freighters
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Visit The Badehaus
Complete Test Chambers
Find All The Pony Horses
Tag 10 Walls
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Run Wild With The Podrunner