Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 3-4 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
I'm sorry about my goat
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Fight the turtle
Lick the Hanging Glider
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 2
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jörgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Gather $1000000
Complete Test Chambers
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Tag 10 Walls
Find All The Pony Horses
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Find All Collectibles
Visit The Badehaus