Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 3-4 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all collectibles on level 2
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Finish all manual quests
Find all the blocks
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
I'm sorry about my goat
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil
Lick the Hanging Glider
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find All Collectibles
Find All The Pony Horses
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Gather $1000000
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Complete Test Chambers
Visit The Badehaus
Tag 10 Walls
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Run Wild With The Podrunner