Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 3-4 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 2
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all manual quests
Do no evil
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once
A Trip to the Moon.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Gather $1000000
Find All Collectibles
Visit The Badehaus
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Find All The Pony Horses
Tag 10 Walls
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Complete Test Chambers
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Headbutt All Alien Eggs